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A probabilty problem, you can do this /sci/

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Who is correct? (Not a homework, just a message board discussing math textbooks prohibited in Florida).
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Homosex theory

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This thread only covers homosex because this site is filled with homos. Heterosex theory (and the unified Theory of Sex) is more complex because it involves women and will be covered next semester.

> Introduction and Motivation
Homosex theory is a branch of systems theory developed by gay /sci/entists that allows us to study homosexual systems. All sex boils down to the penis of one sexual participant exhibiting periodic motion (usually simple harmonic) inside another sexual participant which in turn induces sexual pleasure for both participants. Accumulation of sexual pleasure beyond an orgasm threshold results in orgasm, rendering the participant unable to have sex for the duration of his refractory period and unable to receive further pleasure. The goal of sex is usually to have all participants orgasm at the same time.
We begin by introducing definitions used in our theory.

> Definition of a homosexual system
We define homosex (short: sex) as a system of one or more homosexual individuals where at least one penis undergoes periodic motion. We define the order of a homosexual system to be the number of individuals deriving sexual pleasure. Masturbation and oral sex are thus examples of homosexual systems of order one. Homosexual system of order equal to or higher than three is called an orgy (commonly: threesome, foursome, ...). Most common systems in practice are of order two.

> Definition of a homosexual participant
A homosexual participant (short: homo) is a closed system characterized by four inputs (oral, anal, left hand, right hand) and one output (penis). The penis is associated with a periodic function of motion . Two homosexuals are said to be connected (having sex) if the penis of one homosexual is connected to the mouth, anus, left hand or the right hand of another homosexual. We define the symbol for a homo to be pic related which will come useful in orgy diagrams later.
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how is this the ancestor of all white people?

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geneticists explain yourself
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Colonizing Mars.

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What's stopping us from doing it? Shouldn't we have had a manned mission by now?
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Please help

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Someone please fucking help me, I'm at my wits end.. This is supposed to be a 5th order cheb going from 500mhz to 570mhz.. Why is this happening?????????

I'm bout to get fired or something, I had one job 2 do, fml...

Gonna post the values and aim results..
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When will aging be cured?

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Will STEM cell treatments be available by 2030?
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Retard here, if the double slit experiment has been done with large molecules with thousands of atoms, and (i think i read this in wikipedia) a tuning fork that you can see with the naked eye was put in a state of superposition between vibrating and not vibrating for a few nanoseconds, then how can any interpretation of quantum mechanics other than many worlds possibly be correct?
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Not sure if to do a PhD or a Master's in Mathematics. I could easily do either and would have no problems getting into a good program. A Master's is so comfortable. Like imagine just taking classes, online sometimes even, and then taking an exam and you're done. But I have so much time in the summers and the winter breaks that I can write research papers and just turn in a dissertation like homework I did in advance without a problem. The Master's is only 2 years, the PhD is at least 4. This also doesn't make much of a difference. This is the hardest decision I've ever made. Idk. Thoughts?
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What is the possibility of a real NZT pill that can not only vastly improve focus, but enhance IQ and learning ability? An adderall with no kinks?
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Does terminal lucidity provide scientific evidence for consciousness existing after death?
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