>>3923529Jesus also promised he'd pay me back the forty bucks I lent to him. He kept saying he'd pay me back, he needs a little more time, just be patient. And I was for a while, but at some point he ghosted me. Jesus is a sketchy guy, homeless, hanging out with fucking IRS goons (who does that?), hookers, he smells like hooker perfume mixed with some nasty greasy incense. So it wasn't unusual for him to pop in and out of our lives, and I didn't mind it back when he didn't owe me forty dollars. But Jesus went totally no contact, and anyway I got tired of waiting, so I started asking around and guess what everybody kept telling me? Jesus is gone, he went back to stay with his dad, he's out of here, we haven't seen him since. And they tell me don't worry, Jesus said he'd come back again soon, real soon, we just gotta be patient. I'm like, did Jesus ever borrow any money from you guys? And every single person said yes he had. That's when I realized we got scammed big time. It took a while to work out but we think between all ~500 of us Jesus made off with like twelve grand, plus a lot of small things people keep around the house like silverware or wedding rings, fancy house idols, that stuff. So I wouldn't put much stock in what Jesus promised, okay? Jesus promised a lot of shit to a lot of people. Christ that guy pisses me off.