>>3937839Thank you. It's just not /cm/ without the Hetathread
Bit of a shame Hetalia doesn't take contemporary IR developments into account as much since the dynamics this year could give could be really fun. It's a mixed blessing as Himaruya's just not good with that kind of stuff, but still, it'd be cool to see.
Like, Arthur's become a homeless person because he's completely succumbed to his schizophrenic delusions that he's still a superpower.
Ivan's just constantly vomiting blood, and Belarus just ... lives inside his coat now?
Alfred's gone full bipolar manic episode. And he has measles now, I guess?
He's just confusing and terrifying everyone for no discernible reason, especially Denmark and Mexico and his little brother Matthew. Alfred just walks in the room and starts shitting on him about the drug problem he apparently has. Matthew's like, what the fuck are you talking about, and he's like, look what you did to New Jersey, I'm taking you in, you're gonna be a state now, and he's just fearing for his life. It'd be so cute.
France is weeping in the hallway with his little silk handkerchief, he's crying about not being able to give orders around to Mali and Niger, and about how no one likes him anymore (but when has that ever been different?).
Ukraine could have like that 2010s futuristic undercut going on. She's with the other countries and Ivan walks in, and it's just 10 minutes of hateful silence, and no one's having fun.
China just comes in the room, haggard as fuck, but is still surprised at the shitshow he's seeing, like in that Community meme where Troy comes in with the pizza, but the room is on fire
Generally, the entire cast would be looking and feeling like shit and everyone is antsy and hates everyone else. Sounds like a great time to me
