>>13402012I am working on a time tranny chart for memes. It seems time dilates for various things depending on how many are focusing on it. One important example that comes to mind is fusion, we have been waiting for approximately 0 days and 0 hours out of two weeks for the last 90 years. It is still somehow two more weeks away. This would be fine if everything dilated with the same insert, but it doesn't. We have been waiting for December 21, 2012 since December 21, 2012 and it is still two more weeks away. There is some unknown scaling factor for the calendar describing this relationship. I plan to have it revealed sometime in the next two weeks.
More surprising than the length is the breadth of things which fall under this umbrella.
Armageddon, the christian end of days, has been two weeks away for hundreds of years.
Catgirls, the strange chimera recently finding revival in Japanese pornography, have been two weeks away since time immemorial.
This phenomenon, or whatever it may be, spans across so many fields and culture as to be ubiquitous.
Global warming, two weeks.
Hillary arrested, two weeks.
Trump arrested, two weeks.
China reclaims Taiwan, two weeks.
North Korea nukes America, two weeks.
Artificial Intelligence, two weeks.
CSfags respected, two weeks.
It is so arbitrary that I have recently taken it to be remainders of a time travelers interference on our line. They postpone certain events long enough to have some desired effect, likely just a couple weeks away. You know my doctor prescribed me meds, guess how long the bottle will last before I have to refill.
That's right. I ain't taking that shit, so it wont be refilled for two more weeks. Who is HONKing now clown demons.
