>>13458364Easy. Build new generation military grade AI drones. Send them over USA at night, drop massive quantities of Estrogen in water supplies ( to boost whats already there ). Wait 12 months for entire US army to turn into a bunch of confused faggots and cross dressers. Send over a few platoons of Russian commandos and accept their surrender. Then steal all their tech, take their industry and resources for HOLY MOTHER FUCKING RUSSIA, and make a lot of extremely substandard concrete. Sell it to the Chinese at a heavily discounted price. Wait for them to build lots of stuff with it. Then stockpile all the old US and Soviet era nukes in very deep underground caves near the Chinese border. Set off the biggest fucking bang since the Big Bang. Watch all the Chinese buildings collapse. China is now a pile of rubble. Send in a few platoons of Russian commandos in to accept their surrender. At this point you can annex the rest of the world. Except western Europe which has by now has degenerated into a third world slum. Anyway, you now harness the World's material and human resources to build a fleet of self replicating, space faring, military grade, AI drones. Send them out in swarms to every nearby star system. A few thousand years later accept the surrender of any surviving aliens and catgirls. Then its simply a matter of figuring out how to launch missiles at right angles to reality and then declaring war on the transcendental beings who exist in the 4th dimension. Take these things prisoner and torture them for information about the secrets of the Universe. You can now project power to the furthest galaxies. You can simply think about GN-z11 and you will pop into existence right in its orbit, fully equipped with quark spaghettification guns to turn any resisting life forms into string soup. There is no point having any space fleet or satellites by now as you have conquered everything. You now spend your time playing silly practical jokes on God.
