I’m looking through university courses in my city and there are way WAY to many fucking courses for me to come out a degree that can help me get a professional job and not get overwhelmed the first day by how little I actually know meaning I’ll have to study in my own time, something I’m not used to as I’ve worked better with learning in classes with standard courses compared to when I’m isolated

You guys know what can help with that? Specifically oldfags whom have done this for a while

ITT: Petrochads discuss why global warming is fake
Topics may include, but are not limited to:
>sea level isn't rising
>50 years ago scientists insisted a new ice age was about to start
>carbon dioxide isn't a greenhouse gas
>greta can't do math, she didn't even graduate high school because of how low her iq is.
>"lets clearcut this old growth forest and replace it with government subsidized plastic solar panels, it will be good for nature"
>chopping up birds doesn't sequester CO2
>the sky isn't falling

What if a power station runs out of electrons? <span class="xae" data-xae="shock">??[/spoiler]<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4459d60b_PepoG.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ec538b5c_Thonk.png">;

is there a scientific connection between the two picrels?

> me, PhD student,
> did undergrad at Glasgow, specialise in mechanics
> supervisor bro pushes me to join event for applied mathematicians and industry to get together in a posh hotel and solve some fecking problems
> selective event, had to apply with my CV and all
> get in somehow (it’s probably because supervisor bro is pretty well respected)
> most of the people there did undergrads at top english universities
> assigned into groups: i’m put in the rheology team to solve a problem for a cosmetics company
> group fellows are two phd students at DAMTP (hotshot cambridge research centre), one guy from Edinburgh and another from aforementioned company
> first meeting starts after introduction setting
> I begin “perhaps we should start by deciding what constitutive model would be-
> cambridge student cuts in and loudly announces her expertise on the topic
> every suggestion i make is immediately ignored
> same pattern for subsequent meetings, i eventually stop going due to frustration and just work on the problem myself
> have half-point meeting today and it turns out that the rest of my group have fuck all done due to a combination of laziness and completely misunderstanding the problem (these retards were trying to solve a non-newtonian flow with eulerian coords)
> they quickly realise that they’ve been out-mathed by a skinny manlet as I am the only person with results
> now i’m a member of the group again and people are listening to me
Is this what academic life is going to be like, then? Crapped on by inept oxbridge grads until i prove myself like an anime MC? I want to dump this group so bad holy fuck

I have to teach a first course about thermodynamics for undergraduate physics students. I remember nothing about this subject. Anyone here recommends good recourses of books/lectures/examples etc?

Yale School of Medicine administrator stole $40MILLION in computers and electronics from school to fund her lavish lifestyle that included supercars, multiple properties and European vacations
Jamie Petrone-Codrington, 42, pleaded guilty to federal wire fraud and tax charges punishable by up to 23 years in prison
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10669329/Yale-School-Medicine-employee-stole-40-million-computers-electronics-school.html
>Until her arrest last year, Petrone-Codrington worked as director of finance and administration at Yale University School of Medicine
>Court documents allege that over the course of eight years, Petrone-Codrington stole $40million worth of computers and electronics from the school
>Stolen property was sold to a out-of-state company, and Petrone-Codrington used the proceeds to buy four homes and six luxury cars
>Lurid, sexy details of how to embezzle a fortune from stupid soience faggots and live it up on their dime discussed at length

A former Yale University School of Medicine administrator has admitted to stealing $40 million worth of computers and electronic equipment from the institution, which she then sold to fund her lavish lifestyle, including on multiple homes, a fleet of luxury cars, and international vacations.

Jamie Petrone-Codrington, 42, from Lithia Springs, Georgia, on Monday pleaded guilty to federal wire fraud and tax charges related to her years-long scheme.

She could face up to 23 years in prison when she is sentenced for her crimes on June 29, the US Attorney's Office for the District of Connecticut said in a statement.


According to court documents and statements, beginning in 2008, Petrone-Codrington worked at the Yale University School of Medicine's Department of Emergency Medicine. She most recently served as the director of finance and administration.

As part of her job, Petrone-Codrington was authorized to make purchases for her department below $10,000.

*blocks your path*

What do?

Was Einstein wrong all along about bending the fabric of space and hot dogs made out of anti matter.

For me it's Casio because I also like Japanese video games.