Can vaseline be used to ensure a negative on covid-19 pcr tests?

As a canadian I came across this group of people

>https://www.narcity.com/phac-says-using-vaseline-to-distort-covid-19-test-results-could-actually-be-hazardous

who used vaseline to ensure a negative on their pcr. now idk if it was a joke made by them or not, but canada health agencies are doing absolute damage control so now i wonder, does using vaseline ensure a negative on a pcr?

or is it true that u will get "inconclusive"?

this is very useful for travellers, being able to ensure negative pcrs is very helpful for travelling across borders....

>be wymin
>cut mice brains for a living
>get cut in the finger
>years later
>brain is now a gruyere cheese
>die
>nooo, lets do a moratorium
Surely this shit wont ever be used by bad actors, right?

the math of love
> Hannah Fry

what am I in for?

Can videos be faked with current AI technology?

>Einstein never got a Nobel for relativity
Dilationsisters...!!

I love school so much. I love memorizing random stuff, I love solving equations all night, I love competing with all the other students for grades, I love getting praised by teachers/professors and my parents when I do well, I love the respect I get from my fellow students. I wish I could live life from 12-21 on a loop for the rest of time

How did consciousness come to be, scientifically speaking?

Cassini-Huygens edition

>>14149681

How can I pursue the following things:
1. Drawing
2. Miniature Painting
3. Writing
In an ecologically sustainable way? By that I mean I want to have minimal carbon emissions and pollution from my activates. In this way I will minimize my ecological footprint.

Of these, writing is actually the easiest: a computer (which in Western society is a necessity anyway) is all I need.

Drawing is harder. Paper production has chemical waste, as does ink/pencil/colors production. The alternative is digital, but that carries pollution in form of production, power, plastics, etc. Not to mention it's a pricey option. In both cases, carbon emissions are an issue, but I suppose digital remains the greener option.

As for miniature painting, I don't see how to make this ecologically friendly. Everything from paints, to transport of the goods, to the plastics themselves is polluting and produces carbon. That sucks because I really want to do this. Is there a way to make this sustainable? If so please tell me, it would be awesome.

scientifically speaking, how far are we from two women being able to have a biological kid?