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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 14:53:27 2022 No.14322593 View Reply Original Report

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Dropping fat logs of shit and noticing blood lately. Ive noticed i have few bulges while wiping.

Should i get surgery or make shit smooth by living on copium of eating fiber for lifetime?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:37:29 No.14323754 Report

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>>14323750
>i'm not a real doctor, but i larp as one anonymously on 4chan

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:39:09 No.14323756 Report

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Sounds like a hemorrhoid
That's what happened when I got one, bright red blood when wiping and feeling my anus there were firm bulges
Anus stung really badly

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:51:00 No.14323787 Report

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>>14322593
the squat plug was supposed to be a meme op

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 23:10:13 No.14323949 Report

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>>14322593
that shit's normal, probably anal fissures or hemorroids. People try to meme and say you have to see a doctor for every single cut and bruise but it's really just a ploy by doctors to get more money. "Better safe than sorry" They'll say as they laugh on their fat stacks of cash.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 23:17:15 No.14323963 Report

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>>14322593
It's probably hemmorhoids from wiping with coarse ass TP. Try wet wipes or a bidet till it heals.
On a related note, I just shit out yesterdays Szechuan Chicken.
It's really masochism for the mouth and asshole.

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Based Columbia Math Prof BTFOs Uni rankings

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 17:52:37 2022 No.14323063 View Reply Original Report

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>An Investigation of the Facts Behind Columbia’s U.S. News Ranking
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~thaddeus/ranking/investigation.html

I've never seen anything like this. Columbia Math prof. Michael Thaddeus, Professor of Mathematics, drops a bomb on institutional rankings, focusing on his own school, and alleges fraud and eviscerates the whole enterprise of rankings.

Takes from the paper's conclusion:

>No one should try to reform or rehabilitate the ranking. It is irredeemable.

>Students are poorly served by rankings. To be sure, they need information when applying to colleges, but rankings provide the wrong information. As many critics have observed, every student has distinctive needs, and what universities offer is far too complex to be projected to a single parameter. These observations may partly reflect the view that the goal of education should be self-discovery and self-fashioning as much as vocational training.

>Perhaps even worse than the influence of the ranking on students is its influence on universities themselves. Almost any numerical standard, no matter how closely related to academic merit, becomes a malignant force as soon as universities know that it is the standard. A proxy for merit, rather than merit itself, becomes the goal.

>When U.S. News emphasized selectivity, the elite universities were drawn into a selectivity arms race and drove their acceptance rates down to absurdly low levels. Now it emphasizes graduation rates instead, and it is not hard to foresee that these same universities will graduate more and more students whose records do not warrant it, just to keep graduation rates high. For the same reason, they will reject applicants who seem erratic, no matter how brilliant, in favor of those who are reliable, no matter how dull.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:12:16 No.14323838 Report

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>>14323063
>When U.S. News emphasized selectivity, the elite universities were drawn into a selectivity arms race and drove their acceptance rates down to absurdly low levels. Now it emphasizes graduation rates instead, and it is not hard to foresee that these same universities will graduate more and more students whose records do not warrant it, just to keep graduation rates high. For the same reason, they will reject applicants who seem erratic, no matter how brilliant, in favor of those who are reliable, no matter how dull
Is this a problem with the administration body or the professors and teaching/research faculty? I ask this because I depend heavily on MIT OCW, but if they're clout chasers and this affects their pedagogy I would rather look for (just examples) CMU, Columbia, or other universities that don't suffer the same effect (supposedly)

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:13:18 No.14323840 Report

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>>14323155
The Thad Michael

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:43:56 No.14323898 Report

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THE PROM KING IS A LIE!
THE COMPUTER CLUB PRESIDENT IS A FRAUD!!

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:49:50 No.14323920 Report

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>>14323063
>For the same reason, they will reject applicants who seem erratic, no matter how brilliant, in favor of those who are reliable, no matter how dull.
We are unironically turning third world. We are imitating the culture of China and India where they praise difficulty for difficulty sake where they reward the most hardest working midwits of midwits.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 23:12:21 No.14323952 Report

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>>14323838
Columbia game US News heavily

CMU and MIT are solid
Caltech is supposedly best

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 23:04:59 2022 No.14323939 View Reply Original Report

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I'm not sure if this is the right board to ask this or not, but since it has to do with human anatomy I figured I'd try my chances. if a person is hit in both their knees, repeatedly and with force, can they recover? working on a story that involves kneecapping via a baseball bat, but the character that gets kneecapped recovers. was wondering if this is scientifically accurate or not.

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Do you think advanced alien civilizations have a homgenious society?

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 16:26:43 2022 No.14322825 View Reply Original Report

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Would there be different races of them existing on their planet? Would they have amalgamated together or genocide away the non dominant races?

Could one race ruling the planet alone be part of the great filter?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:35:43 No.14323238 Report

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>>14323057
wouldn't that be ted's dream?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:57:16 No.14323809 Report

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>>14323033
It makes it harder to create and manage which is probably the real reason why it doesn't happen often. I think it can be both diverse or very unified, assuming there are many civilizations out there its probably a bit of everything.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:10:43 No.14323834 Report

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I dont believe diversity will exist on earth for another 1000 years. It only existed because airplanes didnt exist. Mutts populations will only increase from now on.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:34:26 No.14323876 Report

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bigotry is the great filter, you backwards ingrate cletus redneck. advanced species are ones who abandoned bigotry and worshiping sky for facts and logic, who embrace living in harmony and trusting science

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:49:30 No.14323919 Report

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>>14322889
Almost certainly.

>>14322825
Mostly yes. Internally they should have enough of a handle on designer babies that unintentional variation would be small. There's also the chance that they'd be little more than a biological expansion card for a technological singularity. Their purpose would be to do something less expensively than its inorganic counterpart and the inorganic would probably have bred or grown the old lifeform to purpose.

As for other lifeforms encountered, they'd probably also be modified, studied, or destroyed for resources.

Why wouldn't this be the natural endpoint of a socially darwinistic civilization becoming advanced? They'd eventually get wiped by the one that did this.

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can we pls stop looking for ET life

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 18:19:51 2022 No.14323170 View Reply Original Report

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i'm not into it anymore, man.... I think we need shields and the strongest fucking missiles we can possibly conjur.... Fuck those spaceniggers

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:48:28 No.14323278 Report

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.....alright thanks guys

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:24:35 No.14323859 Report

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ok I'll stop

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:46:04 No.14323910 Report

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>>14323859
thanks man.... they're probably tired of all the noise right? can you imagine?? theyre out there minding theyre own business
>hey whats that blinding light and high pitched sound
>i have no idea but i wish it would fucking stop
>oh look its.... what is that coming for us
>doesnt look like help or anything positive its just making fucking loud annoying sounds what the fuck...
>fuck the niggers that keep sending these
aliens seeing our probes

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How many more boosters will people take?

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 11:13:13 2022 No.14322255 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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I'm betting on 8+. People seem to not even consider the fact that young people suddenly collapsing and dying could be due to the jab.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:20:28 No.14323853 Report

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>>14323640
>The determining test was VAHPF4 to test for VITT
There's no such test. Where are the results and literature for it?

>I don't need to prove it was a heart attack
I didn't ask you to, you need to prove it was related to the vaccine.

>the school also oblugded students to be vaccinated by covid for perverse motives
OK, schizo.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:21:29 No.14323855 Report

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>>14323652
It's amazing how willing you are to display your paranoid delusions.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:22:44 No.14323858 Report

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>>14323662
>Your people
Who are you ranting about? Schizo.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:35:44 No.14323878 Report

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>>14323853
>There's no such test
I'm not spoonfeeding you fact checker, do your own job

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:45:49 No.14323907 Report

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>>14322255
it's over, buddy. normalfags don't care, lefties will continue to get yearly shots, businesses are going back to normal.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 22:25:44 2022 No.14323863 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14323864 >>14323906

woah...they were literally a GIRLBOSS and a MALEWIFE

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 14:45:21 2022 No.14317418 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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>he doesn't work for FREE at university
UGHHH... UCLA... I KNEEL

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 15:51:02 No.14322761 Report

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>>14322281
you mean it filters to accept liars?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:07:06 No.14322789 Report

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>>14317435
>now people complain being offered that
Because most of the time the networking is non-existant and bosses might not even bother to cook up recommendation letter for you.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 17:27:45 No.14322989 Report

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>>14322789
be social

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 18:06:09 No.14323105 Report

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>>14322269
no reply on that one from the diversity
telling

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:41:36 No.14323891 Report

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If diversity is a nation's greatest strength, why aren't white liberals moving to Africa?

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Hear me out

???? Mon 21 Mar 22:16:22 2022 No.14323846 View Reply Original Report

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Just bear with me here. Imagine if we got a very long steel wire. Like, really, really long. Then we attached it to a satellite. We send the satellite into space, and as the satellite orbits around the planet it wraps the steel wire around the planet, causing chaos and destruction as it slices everything in its path.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 21:18:10 2022 No.14323701 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14323714 >>14323814 >>14323861

Scientifically, how does one explain this?
>>>/pol/368525364

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:22:51 No.14323714 Report

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>>14323701
>Scientifically, how does one explain "two weeks"
hopium, confirmation bias, controlled opposition media. you can read about the battle of athens or about the first few decades of the ussr if you want a more realistic estimate of how things will end up turning out.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:29:51 No.14323738 Report

Quoted By: >>14323778

Shitty graphs like the one filyering terresrrial species so the Permian Trias event doesn't mog all the others, gg

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:47:32 No.14323778 Report

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>>14323714
>>14323738
>>>/pol/368526396

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:59:08 No.14323814 Report

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>>14323701
The pol stuff is retarded
The graph is old, africa's animal extinction is widespread in the continent and nobody will do a thing to stop them

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:25:10 No.14323861 Report

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>>14323701
>The galactics and
Stopped reading.
Touch grass.

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Hear me out