What is the absolute limit to streeching your asshole?

I've been "accepted" to high science society and I don't even have a phd

I haven't spoken to anyone without at least a phd/md + msc/ phd + mba + msc all Stem in the past 18 months since starting my career.

How do I stop feeling like a fraud. This isn't even imposter syndrome, literally everyone I've met and worked with is mogging me on paper in raw credentials, one guy I'm working with has 400 + high impact publications, his email signature is 2 lines long worth of post nominals.

My undergrad was qs 400, and top 70 global for the subject ranking, from 35,000 universities that means I'm in the 0.001%. I've made basically no money so far and only discovered one world changing thing in an M.Sc. project. I'm currently working for an org attached to a tier one university, 0.00001% for subject rank.

The last project I worked on I collaborated with a biostatistician. She works at UCL.... and sits in the same room the man who invented mathematical statistics once sat.

Been wondering about human evolution for a while now, but all I see for the most part seems to be narratives instead of science.

Exposing of ideologically minded minglings and general nonsense are also welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay6ckBojc_0
Why is no one ever discussing this is it to efficient for plebs?

I took 20mg worth of vyvanse for the first time on Friday, just turned Sunday and my dick is flaccid as fuck, I can’t get hard. I went from hard all the time to this, I thought it’s effects only lasted for 10hr? I also got undiagnosed kidney problems, I never went to the doc over it (bad idea) my clinic is closed all weekend, 100% going Monday to get kidneys checked even if my dick turns back to normal. Any medfags able to clarify why this is happening and whether this is normal? I felt mental clarity today, that’s when I suspected vyvanse was placebo after at what I thought was such a small dose, it all clicked when I realized I hadn’t jacked off in 2 days and then realized I couldnt get hard, also feel a bit cold but idk my house’s heating is always off anyways

>Phenomenon X is partially genetic
>No actually it is 100% genetic because you need to be a human being to even arrive at that point

https://www.mathsisfun.com/games/towerofhanoi.html
For disks 5+, is it normal that I cant hit the minimum moves? Am I too much of a brainlet to study CS?

What in the name of sweet fuck is this pseudoscience accreditation?
One of my mother's relatives is bragging about their kid being a "doctor" and then I learn it's some bizarre DO title he got at MichiganU that only a for-profit network of schools in the US recognize.

What is this bullshit?

People who refer to assembly languages as “assembler” need to be shunned from the comp sci community.

An LTR of mine has this friend. We'll call him Prophet, because the first time I met him I could have sworn I was talking to the messiah. This guy is the PERFECT AMOG. He's not a muscled out meat head. He's not a loud and obnoxious "friend". He's not the good looking natural.
He's a below average looking applied chemistry major who barely says a word. Yet AS SOON as he enters into a room, for some reason, ALL the attention goes to him. The room could be full of some of the greatest naturals, and as soon as he walks in they and all of the chicks they were gaming would IMMEDIATELY start qualifying themselves to him.
This man has the strongest frame in the world. You can't tell a story in front of him without it turning into you qualifying yourself. I'll be talking to a girl, telling a funny anecdote, when all of the sudden:
Me: And so there I was...
Prophet: (from across the room) And then what?
Girl: Yeah, and then what?
Me: Surrounded by people looking at me with the greatest expression of awe...
Prophet: Sounds fun
Girl: Yeah, Prophet's right, it sounds fun...
Me: twitch
You can't tell a joke without him somehow getting "credit" for it by merely doing you the service of laughing at it.