It literally does not exist

Hi nerds, freediver here. Open cell neoprene wetsuits are really grippy, so you have to lubricate them well to get into one. Lots of divers use diluted hair conditioner or baby shampoo but I'd like to find something natural, nontoxic and biodegradable that I can mix up myself for cheap. I've been using J-Lube which is a veterinarian lubricant made of polyethylene polymer, but I can't find any info on this material. Judging from the name I assume it does not fit my criteria, so does anyone have any ideas? I've been wondering about agar agar or vegetable glycerin, but I don't know what else I'd need to turn it into lube.

enlongated muskrat edition.

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If you have a surface that breaks when a weight of X is dropped on it, can a bouncy object with weight X+1 be dropped on that surface without breaking it?

3 more months, you stupid faggots.

Tick tock.

So, it's all pointless?

I'm heading into my last year of a chemistry PhD and need some opinions

My thesis is essentially split 70/30 between two topics.
70% is on industrially relevant chemistry for the coatings industries. The synthesis is laborious and I'd likely get paid to watch paint dry, but I could deal with it from 9-5.
The other 30% is on new high temperature chemistry. I'm excited about this topic and think that the chemistry could be optimized further. I will not be able to continue exploring this topic in industry.

I'm on the fence with what I should do here. I think I'd do well in industry, but a postdoc focused on complimentary chemistry might help me develop the technology once I become a PI.

What do you think?
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I have seen god. He is both good and evil at same time. Im drunk as fuck and i just want to tell you that this life is beyond blissful. I do not love you. I need you. You are my everything.

scientifically speaking,what is art

How can I get an entry-level coding job as fast as possible? I have 2 years to prepare, id rather have something that I can work from home too.
I live in America btw.