How do I know if my lab frogs are vaccinated? I don't want to die early.

Can someone help me solve this problem? Basically this is a square box. On the surface of one side is 40 1/2 x 16. How do I cut two holes so that they are both equally the same distance apart both from each other and the sides of the square? Let me know if further clarification is needed, I know my explanation is not that great.

>tfw have to apply for DOE-L to get my dream job
Any fags here have one? What's it like and what's involved?

so far in my mathematical education the proofs i've had trouble with the most have been the proof to Urysohn's lemma (the idea behind it is simple, but the execution took some time to process) and Arcela-Ascoli's theorem, with some functional analytic stuff trailing after (open mapping theorem, Mazur separation theorem). our Analysis 3 class had a bunch of difficult ones that i haven't mastered to this day, like Caratheodory's extension theorem (which i can outline in broad strokes, but still don't get perfectly), the proof of multivariable "change of variables", Gauss' divergence theorem (this one was easier, but i have yet to process it in its entirety) and Fubini's theorem (which i think i've mastered recently)

>"Oh boy, time to go to /sci/ to check out the latest scientific advancements of the human race"
>It's all ePreachers from /x/ pushing flat earth, god, etc
>/pol/ schizos who will not stfu about racial iq differences
>IQ and midwit memes

Is this actually it? Is this what /sci/ has permanently become?

What is the evolutionary purpose of existential crisis?

I can't function in life anymore since I had it.

I’ve made up a new theory and I was wondering if anyone here could help me find the numbers on this. This is all based on anecdotal evidence I’ve seen off of dating apps, so take it with a grain of salt until we can get more solid numbers on this.

The theory is called Tyrone’s Law and it stipulates that the bigger a white girl’s ass, the higher the chance that she’s a single mom with one or more half-black kids. Ordinarily, I’d lump in fat white women into this demographic but for whatever reason, Tyrone seems pretty happy to use the pull-out method around fat white women, leaving this law to only be applied to white women with big butts.

The measuring process we can use for this would be based off of getting the woman’s height, which is often listed in her profile, and from there measuring the size of her ass off the inevitable side profile she posts. The bigger the ass, the more likelihood she has half-black kids according to my hypothesis.

As a white male who appreciates badonkadonk but doesn’t want to lower the IQ of his progeny by settling for more easily available big asses on different women, this is a distressing law of nature that I’ve observed.

>pic related, had two n*glets

is it a coincidence that hurricane katrina hit exactly 16 years ago and made landfall on the same forecasted time as Ida?

Just curious if there are even scientists on /sci/?
If so, what are some of your research projects?

Is it true that the quinine in tonic water has the same effect as chloroquine against coronavirus