>trying to impress the lads on 4chan with my newfound knowledge of monads
>start spewing out all the features like I'm some kind of Haskell guru
"Yeah bro, you see monads have this thing called 'bind' which helps with sequencing computations, and then there's 'return' which lifts a value into a monadic context..."
>suddenly realize nobody gives a shit
>they just wanna see dank memes, not a lecture on functional programming
>feel like a total neckbeard trying to flex my pseudo-intellectual prowess
>maybe I should stick to trolling and shitposting like the rest of 'em"
I was wondering about this girl who sometimes sends me kisses (from afar) and asks me to go out with her, but just a few days ago I went to see her and sometimes she behaves quite rudely towards me; Literally, she told me that "Don't you have any friends?" and I left. Other times she gets me out of the way somehow. I think she is playing with me somehow?
