Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Oh boy oh boy, I absolutely CAN'T wait for the all new episode of South Park airing tonight at uh, 10/9c! Oh hey, that's in about three hours, neato!

Gee whiz, I can't believe our parents made us stop playing ninjas at Kenny's house. We were having so much fun too! And wouldn't you know, I was watching TV the other day, and the newspeople just wouldn't stop talking all about these French kids who were also playing ninjas! Shucks, first they steal our ideas, and then their parents don't ground them for it?! Hamburgers!

>Sponsored Content: Jimmy finds himself in a situation where his concept of journalistic ethics and values are in opposition to the beliefs espoused by PC Principal.

Wuh-oh.. J-Jimmy and PC Principal? What's going on here?! I'm not sure if you can even GIVE detention to a handicapped kid without looking like an ableist!