>>113502608Am I seriously the only on that shares this sentiment?
All I want is a fucking standard cup of coffee.
If I wanted it with cream, I would have said so.
If I wanted it larger than 12 oz, I would have said so.
If I wanted it with sugar, I would have said so.
If I wanted it light, I would have said so.
If I wanted to play 20 questions at 6 in the morning, I WOULD HAVE FUCKING SAID SO.
Why does "Please don't stuff me with fats and carbs" considered a fucking special request? Goddamn, I fucking hate coffee shops.