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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 17:49:15 2019 No.105900084 View Reply Original Report

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Would you fuck soap-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 17:58:41 No.105900219 Report

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>>105900084
Who the fuck puts the soap bar inside their asscrack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 17:59:13 No.105900225 Report

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>>105900219
I do. I want to make sure my ass is clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 17:59:48 No.105900232 Report

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>1rst
>firrst

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:00:35 No.105900241 Report

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>>105900219
People with clean asscracks and dirty soap bars.
More importantly, who still uses soap bars and do they know about the bacteria?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:01:11 No.105900253 Report

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>>105900225
Do you like having a dried out asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:01:25 No.105900259 Report

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>>105900219
The trick is to not put it in your ass crack first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:02:09 No.105900276 Report

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>>105900225
Then work up a lather and clean your ass with that instead, idiot. Nobody wants to use a soap bar that's been inside someone's asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:02:15 No.105900280 Report

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>>105900253
Better than having a filthy asshole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:03:31 No.105900303 Report

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>>105900084
>not using a wash cloth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:08:35 No.105900392 Report

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>>105900276
Then, don’t bath in my house. I don’t want your dirty asshole here, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:15:51 No.105900507 Report

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>>105900303
>Implying White People use wash cloths

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:26:50 No.105900683 Report

Quoted By: >>105913608

>>105900241
Soapless showers suck because you can't skip the day after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:28:33 No.105900706 Report

Quoted By: >>105905758

>>105900276
soap is, by its very nature, inherently clean. So long as you rinse any filth off the surface of the soap after using it what's the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:28:48 No.105900711 Report

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>>105900303
>Getting shit on a cloth and having to throw it in the washer vs shit that washes off and stays off, saving you a cloth in the process because hot water takes care of most things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:29:02 No.105900716 Report

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>>105900219
It's called washing yourself you fucking bathing averse troglodyte

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:29:04 No.105900718 Report

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>>105900084
I'd just like a woman who's physically attracted to me, honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:29:49 No.105900729 Report

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>>105900716
You can wash your ass without ruining a perfectly good soap bar you retard.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:30:06 No.105900732 Report

Quoted By: >>105901994 >>105905758

>Mfw almost no one in this thread knows how to use a bar of soap properly

The absolute state of /co/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:30:32 No.105900740 Report

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>>105900225
>>105900219
>>105900084
who the fuck uses a soap bar to shower
I use bottled body wash on a sponge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:30:58 No.105900746 Report

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>>105900276
>Implying I share my soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:31:59 No.105900762 Report

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>Smash players post on /co.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:32:09 No.105900763 Report

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>>105900740
>not just using shampoo for everything

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:34:13 No.105900804 Report

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Use a soaped-up wash rag you goddamn animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:34:29 No.105900809 Report

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>>105900729
You aren't ruining it you dumbfuck, unless your ass is literally full of shit that's what the fucking thing is literally made for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:35:18 No.105900820 Report

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>>105900711
>I've never scrubbed
ew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:35:48 No.105900827 Report

Quoted By: >>105900885 >>105900924 >>105901026 >>105901146

I wish there was a surefire way of cleaning up your ass without actually having to touch your Special Area.

Maybe /fa/ has tips. Or should I ask /lgbt/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:36:34 No.105900842 Report

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>>105900729
You cannot ruin a soap bar, tho. Ehatever would stick to it rinses right off due to how soap works in the first place.

If you could “ruin” soap by running it over your dirty body, then it wouldn’t work as soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:36:40 No.105900844 Report

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>>105900740
Patrician.
>>105900763
Hedonist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:38:53 No.105900885 Report

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>>105900827
stick a finger up your ass and learn to enjoy it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:40:29 No.105900905 Report

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I love how discussions about hygiene bring all the nasty fucks out of the woodwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:41:52 No.105900917 Report

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>>105900763
I wonder which is the least aggressive, shampoo or body wash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:42:05 No.105900922 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:42:15 No.105900924 Report

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>>105900827
>I wish there was a surefire way of cleaning up your ass without actually having to touch your Special Area.
You could let someone else do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:43:17 No.105900941 Report

Quoted By: >>105910183

>>105900922
this is what I've been saying this whole fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:43:36 No.105900948 Report

Quoted By: >>105900992 >>105903296 >>105905047

>>105900885
Do people actually think 'washing your ass' means 'literally shoving soap into your asshole' and not 'washing the inside of your ass cheeks with soap'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:43:46 No.105900950 Report

Quoted By: >>105901003 >>105901015 >>105901042 >>105902484 >>105903177

>>105900219
>t. doesn't clean his asscrack
This isn't the first time I've seen this retarded shit posted on this website, either. It leads me to think most of you faggots probably deserved to be bullied as children. You probably immediately reeked of old shitstains whenever you were in gym class and started working up a sweat. And to make matters worse, you probably were scared to shower in the locker room and made everything ten times worse.
Clean your asscracks, you idiots.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:45:29 No.105900976 Report

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>>105900303
Cloth? How primitive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:45:45 No.105900982 Report

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>>105900740

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:46:24 No.105900992 Report

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>>105900948
There are lots of men who honestly think that going near their ass is gay and go around with stank-ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:47:40 No.105901003 Report

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>>105900950
Can you not read the thread? There were plenty of other ways to clean your ass without shoving the soap up it mentioned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:48:12 No.105901011 Report

Quoted By: >>105913316

>>105900885
>mfw this happened to me
>Occasionally Supreme Shower Fap
>Turn the hot water to cold for shame to prevent the big gay.
I've never been so clean and filthy at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:48:21 No.105901015 Report

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>>105900950
You wash your ass with leftover lather, idiot.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:48:38 No.105901016 Report

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>>105900976
Finally, not a complete retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:49:06 No.105901026 Report

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>>105900827
Well, you got you tip from /lgbt/ anon >>105900885

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:49:21 No.105901031 Report

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>>105900922
Every person with a working brain works up some lather and shoves it in their ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:49:48 No.105901036 Report

Quoted By: >>105903937 >>105907773 >>105908037 >>105908946 >>105908979 >>105914928

>>105900219

Soap makes for good anal lube. Burns good and makes your body push out hard. I had to stop for fear of anal cancer though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:50:19 No.105901042 Report

Quoted By: >>105902002 >>105904376

>>105900950
Are you the bully who held down and raped all the weak kids in the shower after gym class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:50:43 No.105901048 Report

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>>105900241
It's sponges you have to worry about.

>>105900976
I alternate between this with grainy soap or a sulphur soap bar. Gotta scrub away bad skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:51:35 No.105901064 Report

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best thread on /co/ right now

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:53:23 No.105901103 Report

Quoted By: >>105901125 >>105901899 >>105903634 >>105908816 >>105909498

>there are people here who don't wash their ass with soap

I'll bet you faggots also don't use baby wipes when you shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:54:45 No.105901125 Report

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>>105901103
there's a clear difference in the thread between shoving a bar of soap up your ass and using liquid soap lather on some kind of other object to do it instead, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:55:11 No.105901136 Report

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Directly using the bar doesnt lead to a scrub that properly cleans your skin.
Using leftover lather and applying your hands directly is also stupid and is literally just you getting shit under your fingernails.
Use a rag or scrubber with soap applied to it and clean your asshole. I dont give a fuck if you have to wash it in the washing machine afterwards, you should be doing laundry loads frequently anyway instead of letting your clothes, towels, etc. build up stench and dead skin cells. You people disgust me.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:55:59 No.105901146 Report

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>>105900084
>>105900219
>>105900711
>>105900729
>>105900827
>All these anons that don't properly wash their ass
>All these anons that are afraid to use proper washing methods just because have shit lingering in their ass from not wiping properly
White people are disgusting, jesus fucking christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 18:56:41 No.105901165 Report

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>>105900976
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:00:20 No.105901239 Report

Quoted By: >>105901277 >>105901292 >>105901353

Why don't you savages just get a shower nozzle and bidet yourself? No shit flakes and your ass stays clean and not smelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:00:30 No.105901243 Report

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>>105900922
FUCKING THIS what's wrong with you people?

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:02:55 No.105901275 Report

Quoted By: >>105901440

>expected porn of the soap bar
>bickering about hygiene instead

Damnit /co/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:03:05 No.105901277 Report

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>>105901239
>4chan posters outside of /diy/ doing /diy/ things
Fat chance. Plus these guys probably are noseblind to the smell of the own shit. Its like a website thats 80% full of Ronnies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:04:22 No.105901292 Report

Quoted By: >>105901315

>>105901239
>spraying a little bit of water on your ass
>implying that will properly clean your sweaty/shitty ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:05:15 No.105901309 Report

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>>105900253
>intentionally having swamp ass 24/7

whew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:05:28 No.105901315 Report

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>>105901292
How do you think a bidet works my friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:06:37 No.105901335 Report

Quoted By: >>105901384 >>105902233

>>105900976
>Using the Pube Magnet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:07:22 No.105901346 Report

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>>105900804
But then I have to put that in my laundry, and then my laundry gets ass particles mixed into it. This is why it's better to never wash your ass, and only wear 1 pair of underwear, to minimize the cross-contamination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:07:40 No.105901353 Report

Quoted By: >>105901561 >>105914107

>>105901239
Not all of us are French, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:09:14 No.105901381 Report

Quoted By: >>105901437 >>105901482 >>105901488 >>105901520 >>105902345 >>105902411 >>105903775 >>105905195 >>105907015

White Male here, have you mutts never seen a bidet before?
Christ, not even a wet wipe?
How fucking dirty are you third worlders down there?
No wonder you People always smell like shit.
This is not even about /Pol/ anymore, it's about basic fucking hygiëne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:09:24 No.105901384 Report

Quoted By: >>105903566

>>105901335
>having weak pubes that are prone to falling out instead of being firmly rooted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:11:50 No.105901437 Report

Quoted By: >>105901482

>>105901381
Wet wipes are bad for the environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:12:00 No.105901440 Report

Quoted By: >>105901491

>>105901275
Not everything is about your dick, you fucking animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:13:53 No.105901482 Report

Quoted By: >>105901526 >>105901562

>>105901381
>>105901437
Reminder: a "flushable wipe" is simply a wipe that has had the word "flushable" printed on its packaging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:14:19 No.105901488 Report

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>>105901381
>mentions bidet
>fails to mention applying soap while using the bidet
>calling anyone a mutt
Shoo shoo, filthy frenchie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:14:23 No.105901491 Report

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>>105901440
Blame thé media for anons wanting r rated soap stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:15:51 No.105901520 Report

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>>105901381
>wet wipes
enjoy either ruining your plumbing, or having a trashcan full of poopoo sitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:16:06 No.105901526 Report

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>>105901482
I don't care if the environment is clean, so long as my butthole is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:17:38 No.105901561 Report

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>>105901353
Did you know that you can install a showerhead in your dwelling anywhere in the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:17:38 No.105901562 Report

Quoted By: >>105901584 >>105901608 >>105901673 >>105906888

>>105901482
No the fuck its not. Not all wipes are equal, and my dumbass college roomate had to learn that the hard way after using clorox wipes as wet wipes for months on end. Had to pay for a plumber to fix the pipes and he ended up permanently fucking up his asshole. Drunk retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:19:01 No.105901584 Report

Quoted By: >>105901643

>>105901562
The majority of "flushable wipes" are as good for your plumbing as those clorox wipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:19:31 No.105901595 Report

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Can't you just wet some toilet paper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:19:46 No.105901599 Report

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>Wiping shit on your soap bar and then using it on your body the next day

You people are fucking gross. Lather soap in your hands and then scrub your asscrack with your hands, don't use the bar itself. Fucking nasty virgins I bet you all smell like shit-soap and cumstains and don't even know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:20:16 No.105901608 Report

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>>105901562
Jesus what a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:21:26 No.105901629 Report

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>>105900084
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UZCmI

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:21:38 No.105901632 Report

Quoted By: >>105901768 >>105902274 >>105902405 >>105903046

>you will never shower with a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:21:58 No.105901643 Report

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>>105901584
>[x] doubt
Not all flushable wipes are good for the plumbing but not a single one of them is as bad as shoving fucking clorox wipes down there.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:23:26 No.105901673 Report

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>>105901562
>flushing toilet paper down the toilet instead of putting it in a bin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:23:52 No.105901686 Report

Quoted By: >>105907526

>>105900241
>dirty soap bars
you realize how soap works right?

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:23:59 No.105901690 Report

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>>105900976

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:24:00 No.105901692 Report

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My fucking mom thinks toilet paper will destroy the toilet so instead of flushing it down like LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING PLANET DOES she just THROWS NASTY SHIT COVERED TOILET PAPER INTO A LITTLE TRASH CAN AND IT'S FUCKING GROSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:25:38 No.105901733 Report

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All murricans have shitty assholes. Wiping is basically rearranging shit particles around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:27:33 No.105901768 Report

Quoted By: >>105902307

>>105901632
Its cold. Women always take all the water for themselves... like the sheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:27:40 No.105901773 Report

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>>105901673
>Keeping a bin of literal shit paper around
Not my fault your pipes can’t handle it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:27:54 No.105901780 Report

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>>105901673
>wiping your ass and leaving shitstained toilet paper in a bin in your house
>voluntarily allowing your house to reek of shit from a literal pile of shit in a bin instead of just flushing the toilet paper down the toilet
You people dont deserve rights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:28:36 No.105901790 Report

Quoted By: >>105915113

>>105901692
It happens in third world countries with bad plumbing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:29:49 No.105901808 Report

Quoted By: >>105901821 >>105901832 >>105902377 >>105906242

>take shower
>scrub as hard as I can in every area
>get out and start toweling
>dead skin starts rolling off and getting stuck in the towel
how do I stop this. I try my damndest every single time to scrape and scrub my body clear but it always fucking happens
are we just inherently filthy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:31:10 No.105901821 Report

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>>105901808
Get a full body sugar rub from a nice lady.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:31:38 No.105901832 Report

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>>105901808
All that scrubbing dried your skin out and caused you to flake. I suggest getting yourself moisturizing soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:33:08 No.105901855 Report

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>>105900084
Noone washes his ass like that!I bet the faggot who made this comic doesn't even know that a bidet is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:35:54 No.105901899 Report

Quoted By: >>105902206 >>105903401 >>105914086

>>105901103
Only three things go in the toilet: Human waste, TP and expired milk.

Wet wipes, q-tips, diapers and other trash causes clogs and backflow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:39:14 No.105901954 Report

Quoted By: >>105901974

>>105901692
How old is your mom, and your house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:40:31 No.105901974 Report

Quoted By: >>105902080

>>105901954
My mom is in her early 40s and my house was probably built around the 80s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:41:17 No.105901994 Report

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>>105900732
Tell me, anon. I wrap my washrag around my (specifically for showering/bathing) bar until it's sudsy. Always in the mood for a good lifehack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:42:10 No.105902002 Report

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>>105901042
Where the fuck were those when I was in school. You faggots get all the luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:47:09 No.105902080 Report

Quoted By: >>105902107

>>105901974
At least your mom doesn't reuse the toilet paper for various things like mine does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:47:22 No.105902083 Report

Quoted By: >>105903225 >>105903266 >>105910594

>>105900740
>Not wrapping a bar of soap in a wash cloth and lathering the cloth and then washing your body with the soapy cloth.

>Not rubbing the bar in your hair and using it as a substitute for shampoo

Literally the cheapest way to clean your body. I bought a 8 pack of Irish spring back last summer (bout 6 dollars) and I haven't even used half the box yet and I shower every single day.

My only complaint is it leaves my hair with a rough feeling, kinda like the bristles on a broom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:49:01 No.105902107 Report

Quoted By: >>105902267

>>105902080
Fucking wat. Are you telling me your mom reuses shitty toilet paper? What does she reuse it for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:50:57 No.105902140 Report

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>>105900225
That's what wet wipes are for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:52:21 No.105902157 Report

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>>105900922
This should be obvious, c'mon guys is just ass cleaning not rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:54:11 No.105902187 Report

Quoted By: >>105902209 >>105902240 >>105902329 >>105902424 >>105906653

>all these people having to wash their dirty assholes
Just use fucking wet wipes after you shit, why would you wait until you take a shower to get your ass clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:54:28 No.105902190 Report

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>>105900976
based puff poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:55:30 No.105902206 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901899
Just throw them in the garbage and change it out every other day then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:55:34 No.105902209 Report

Quoted By: >>105902227

>>105902187
Yeah because your ass cheeks never get sweaty or smelly after farting or anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:56:28 No.105902227 Report

Quoted By: >>105902281 >>105902360

>>105902209
>not freshening up with a wet one every time you fart

savages

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:56:43 No.105902233 Report

Quoted By: >>105902254

>>105901335
>not shaving your pubes for a nice clean area
The barbarians in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:56:56 No.105902237 Report

Quoted By: >>105904603

>>105900740
loofahs and sponges are disgusting
they harbor so much bacteria
antibacterial soap bar is the obvious patrician choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:57:12 No.105902240 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902187
>he doesn't wash his ass everytime he takes a dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:57:58 No.105902254 Report

Quoted By: >>105902325

>>105902233
>he completely shaves his pubes like a fag instead of just trimming them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:58:52 No.105902267 Report

Quoted By: >>105907770

>>105902107
First wipe for the period use, save it and reuse for a second wipe when taking a shit. Theres always a bin full of period wipes sitting in the bathroom, and she claims to do it to avoid costs on buying tampons and pads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:59:18 No.105902274 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901632
Unless you are rich and you have a bitchin shower, its more trouble then its worth. They take all the space and the hot water, And unless youre both just the right height, fucking its almost impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:59:35 No.105902278 Report

Quoted By: >>105914080

>>105900084
How the fuck is this a thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 19:59:43 No.105902281 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902227
>using hand wipes for your asshole
Enjoy your chemically ruined anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:01:16 No.105902307 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901768
thats why you've got to allow the heat to become trapped in the shower
we always shower sitting down because we can turn the heat up high, and allow it to build up in the shower

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:03:16 No.105902325 Report

Quoted By: >>105902362 >>105902369 >>105903659 >>105908669 >>105915130

>>105902254
>not knowing the silky smooth feeling of a blowjob on a freshly shaved pubic area

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:03:23 No.105902329 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902187
>only using wet wipes
>never applying soap and thinking you dont have to clean your ass in the shower because you mash leftover shit into your crack with a wet wipe when using the toilet
Sickening

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:03:58 No.105902340 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
real sponges are the best
also loofahs, if you get a new one every couple weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:04:05 No.105902345 Report

Quoted By: >>105905254

>>105901381
>third workers

Are you seriously not aware that "third worlders" taught Europeans to bathe rather than layer perfume over their B.O.?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:04:31 No.105902360 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902227
>fart in the bus
uh oh
WIPPY TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:04:42 No.105902362 Report

Quoted By: >>105907100

>>105902325
>having the sharpen tips of hair stab into your crotch skin as you walk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:05:16 No.105902369 Report

Quoted By: >>105909633

>>105902325
Plus you don't have pubes tickling your nostrils.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:05:44 No.105902377 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901808
when the soap and water is off your skin, it generates more friction which loosens that shit which was always there. it is a combination of oil, dirt and dead skin that you could not take off due to the soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:07:09 No.105902405 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901632
it's fun. not exactly sexy fun but fun fun

you better have a rain shower though, or you'll both get cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:07:23 No.105902411 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901381
Only imbred retards use wet wipes.
Stop ruining the environment/plumbing and just wet the toilet paper under the sink a little before you wipe, you neanderthal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:08:05 No.105902424 Report

Quoted By: >>105902739

>>105902187
>not having a bidet
seriously why don't you yanks have a bidet
you wipe with toilet paper and then you wash your ass
squeaky clean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:09:25 No.105902445 Report

Quoted By: >>105907873

>not using the system of 3 2-ply tp sheets followed by 2 sheets of how many you need afterwards
>fucking crumbling up or rolling a wad of tp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:11:15 No.105902484 Report

Quoted By: >>105902655 >>105905631

>>105900225
>>105901146
>>105900950

>shoving a bar of soap in your asscrack
Are you cavemen or just toddlers? That's the equivalent of cleaning your teeth by shooting a bunch of toothpaste in your mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:15:47 No.105902593 Report

Quoted By:

https://blackamericaweb.com/2019/02/08/man-admits-he-hasnt-washed-his-smelly-manhood-in-24-years/
Uncuts arent even smart enough tonwash their cock let alone asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:18:57 No.105902655 Report

Quoted By: >>105903637

>>105902484
>shoving a bar of soap in your asscrack
>Not noticing the motion lines & suds around the hand, indicating the person in the comic is clearly scrubbing their ass crack with soap, instead of just plainly shoving the bar of soap up there
/co/ is full of filthy white brainlets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:21:15 No.105902707 Report

Quoted By:

If it's something the muslim world has advanced over any other civilization it's the constant cleanliness of your assholes. Except maybe Japan now that they have automatic bidets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:22:44 No.105902739 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902424
cuz the government spent all our money on nukes and bidets for the nukes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:35:33 No.105902970 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
i love four panel webcomics

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:35:40 No.105902973 Report

Quoted By: >>105902992

>>105900219
>>105900253
Do you seriously NOT wash your asscracks? Fucking filthy vermin.

You obviously don't shove an entire bar there, you lather up some on your hand and clean down there, same with your crotch. This is basic hygiene we're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:36:19 No.105902992 Report

Quoted By: >>105903046

>>105902973
>you lather up some on your hand and clean down there, same with your crotch
>touching your no-no zones

gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:38:59 No.105903046 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901632
No, it's not fun to take turns under the water in cramped showers, especially during winters.
ESPECIALLY during winter.

>>105902992
ok swamp butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:39:56 No.105903066 Report

Quoted By: >>105903119 >>105903724

>not fingering your asshole for a real deep clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:40:38 No.105903082 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
Is this Loss?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:41:59 No.105903119 Report

Quoted By: >>105903724

>>105903066
>not showering with your bro so you can help him scrub his foreskin at the same time he helps with with your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:45:00 No.105903177 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900950
>what is lather

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:46:39 No.105903207 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:48:03 No.105903225 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902083
>Not rubbing the bar in your hair and using it as a substitute for shampoo
only if you like your hair and scalp to feel dry as shit after

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:50:11 No.105903266 Report

Quoted By: >>105903485

>>105902083
You're not supposed to clean your hair with soap. Get some shampoo, you cheapskate. It's not even expensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:51:41 No.105903296 Report

Quoted By: >>105903338

>>105900948
asshole is still going to stink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:52:51 No.105903319 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
>people don't do this already
the fuck is wrong with you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:53:46 No.105903338 Report

Quoted By: >>105903451

>>105903296
It'll stink a lot less, and it won't be swampy.
Even better if you applied some talc powder there and your crotch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:55:57 No.105903385 Report

Quoted By: >>105903410 >>105903459 >>105906329 >>105908309

>shove soap in hairy ass
>soap is now covered in nasty ass hair
just lather up your hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:56:37 No.105903395 Report

Quoted By:

If this thread has taught us anything is that the majority of /co/ users are absolute troglodytes that don't know proper hygiene and lack common sense. Try visiting /fa/ sometime, maybe you guys can pick up some basic human hygiene tips

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:57:01 No.105903401 Report

Quoted By: >>105903441

>>105901899
>people actually throw diapers in the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:57:23 No.105903410 Report

Quoted By: >>105906293 >>105906319

>>105903385
>not shaving or trimming your hairy ass
What the FUCK is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:58:33 No.105903429 Report

Quoted By: >>105911382

>Nobody here just shoves the soap bar up their ass and then pushes it out
what the fuck? How do you niggers even get a clean asshole? Are you seriously telling me, that you'd brush your teeth, but you wouldn't clean the inside of your ass? Thats dirty as hell yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 20:59:40 No.105903441 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903401
Let me tell ya, my sister threw her child's diapers in the toilet at malls when she was first starting off being a mother. The second she told me I chastised her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:00:16 No.105903451 Report

Quoted By: >>105903494 >>105903519 >>105906979

>>105903338
Use cornstarch, not talc powder. Theres a whole scandal with asbestos being in the talc powder and people have been suffering from vaginal and rectal cancers from talc powder use for decades.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:00:28 No.105903454 Report

Quoted By: >>105908669

Great thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:00:43 No.105903459 Report

Quoted By: >>105906293 >>105906319 >>105910198

>>105903385
>not shaving your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:02:43 No.105903485 Report

Quoted By: >>105903597

>>105903266
I just shave my hair, easy fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:03:13 No.105903494 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903451
Really? Ugh...
Good thing I have only used talc powder for a couple of years so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:04:28 No.105903519 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903451
Oh wait, nevermind, the one I've been using is made of pure cornstarch anyway.
I don't know why I kept calling it talc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:07:12 No.105903566 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901384
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:08:44 No.105903597 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903485
You still need to wash and then put conditioner on your scalp you idiot. It's sensitive and it's not exactly supposed to be shaved bald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:10:44 No.105903634 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901103
>he doesn't wash his ass with soap after every single shit
You motherfuckers are worse than cavemen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:10:55 No.105903637 Report

Quoted By: >>105903674

>>105902655
t. white anon desperate for (you)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:12:30 No.105903659 Report

Quoted By: >>105903735 >>105905234 >>105913823

>>105902325
>shave pubes
>they just grow back faster, bigger and uglier than before

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:13:09 No.105903674 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903637
fuck off newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:16:00 No.105903721 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901146
DEDICATED
SHITTING
STREETS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:16:18 No.105903724 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903066
>>105903119
oh yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:17:09 No.105903735 Report

Quoted By: >>105905234

>>105903659
Literally a myth you dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:19:44 No.105903775 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901381
lol faggot has to announce he's white just to show dominance
>do you guys like having a sprayer up your ass
I bet you dont even wipe after

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:21:24 No.105903813 Report

Quoted By: >>105903823 >>105903837

I bet you losers don't even shove the showed head in your ass and give yourself an enema cleanse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:22:14 No.105903823 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903813
You can buy a kit at any pharmacy if you wanna do that, you dolt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:23:11 No.105903837 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903813
nah man I just finger my ass with soap and spray out the rest
burns like hell sometimes, but at least I rarely do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:26:10 No.105903888 Report

Quoted By:

>105903674
Thanks for proving me right dickweed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:28:31 No.105903937 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901036

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:34:49 No.105904043 Report

Quoted By: >>105904131 >>105915093

>>105900219
100% this
I just rub the soap on my hand and then use my hand to clean my ass
Putting the actual soap you will also put on your face, on your ass is fucking stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:38:55 No.105904131 Report

Quoted By: >>105904289 >>105904353

>>105904043
>putting bar soap on your face
>not using a facial cleanser
The people on this board are just digging themselves into a deeper and deeper hole. How can so many people on this board be so damn retarded with their hygiene?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:45:31 No.105904289 Report

Quoted By: >>105915093

>>105904131
Most of us had single parents so had to figure most of this stuff out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:47:59 No.105904342 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
Seriously I don't understand how people collect shit rags or DESIGNATED SHITTING SOAPS but are too squeamish to just sud n' slide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:48:50 No.105904353 Report

Quoted By: >>105904945

>>105904131
>needing facial cleanser
fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:49:41 No.105904376 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901042
Just like my gay Japanese doujins!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:54:52 No.105904470 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
This.

To be fair, wash cloth and stuff can be good on the rest of the body, but i use my hands on my ass and bits and those get washed last.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 21:59:49 No.105904559 Report

Quoted By:

>take shower head
>spray water directly at ass from about six inches away
works for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:02:53 No.105904603 Report

Quoted By: >>105904702

>>105902237
I use my own sponge so it's my bacteria!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:09:19 No.105904702 Report

Quoted By: >>105904892

>>105904603
the dirt on your skin is also your own bacteria

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:10:54 No.105904718 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922

Showerhose master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:24:15 No.105904892 Report

Quoted By:

>>105904702
now I feel bad about showering
my poor children!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:28:25 No.105904945 Report

Quoted By: >>105904976 >>105914105

>>105904353
>having good hygiene makes you a fag
Ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:30:38 No.105904976 Report

Quoted By:

>>105904945
Straight guys don't bathe. That's a "metrosexual" thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:35:13 No.105905047 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900948

I do that and also use an enema to clean at least a few inches deep inside my ass. I am very obsessive with cleanliness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:35:39 No.105905054 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
>He does shove soap bars into his asshole
Lol, I guess you make dirty doo doos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:36:15 No.105905058 Report

Quoted By:

Remember your body makes a layer of oils and dead skin cells to protect you from the outside dangers and if you wash it off frequently you are more likely to catch colds fevers and flues

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:43:52 No.105905171 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901692
Further confirmation that all humans should be forced to go through a screening process before being allowed to give birth. How fucking fair is it that someone out there has to be the person stuck living under a shit-canner for at least 20 years before they even have a hope of moving out on their own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:44:07 No.105905177 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
>sponge
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:45:10 No.105905195 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901381
>wet wipe
enjoy your $$$ plumbing bill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:46:38 No.105905224 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:46:46 No.105905226 Report

Quoted By:

I use a loofah to clean my ass crack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:47:22 No.105905234 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903659
>>105903735

Not a myth really, it's just the tips of the new hairs being clean cut instead of "worn" frayed/soft like the old ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 22:48:17 No.105905254 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902345

You mean bathing like the Romans did daily? Or using soap like the Celts invented? What is your definition of third world you retarded fucknose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:09:06 No.105905631 Report

Quoted By: >>105907873

>>105902484
>That's the equivalent of cleaning your teeth by shooting a bunch of toothpaste in your mouth.
Murphy's Law: If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:09:44 No.105905637 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone else here never shave nor trim any body hair below the neck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:11:55 No.105905690 Report

Quoted By: >>105908477

>>105900084
>not using a pouf
>not even using a washcloth
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:15:25 No.105905758 Report

Quoted By: >>105905843 >>105908477 >>105910039 >>105914194 >>105914816

>>105900303
Your black right?

>>105900225
Your white.

>>105900280
This one is white

>>105900392
Asian?

>>105900706
White

>>105900711
Very white

>>105900716
This one is a fucking nerd

>>105900729
Black

>>105900732
Superior

>>105900740
Godlike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:19:34 No.105905833 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901673
>Paper literally DESIGNED TO DISSOLVE IN WATER being kept in a bin to preserve the stale shit left on it before being thrown away
I bet you do the opposite and flush wet wipes instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:20:17 No.105905843 Report

Quoted By: >>105905985

>>105905758
I knew nerd was a race

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:21:53 No.105905879 Report

Quoted By: >>105905903

>>105900225
Just use you hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:23:14 No.105905903 Report

Quoted By: >>105913906

>>105905879
Took you long enough to show up, India.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:27:35 No.105905985 Report

Quoted By: >>105907873

>>105905843
Yes, its racial feats are +5 int -2 cha -3 str, and any game when played the nerd get to take the advantage, he also is proficient in all games and get to choose proficiency in on instrument of his choice, also put forward he has a proficiency in disguise since the nerd is prone to cosplay and regularly changes his voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:29:34 No.105906021 Report

Quoted By: >>105906033 >>105906084 >>105906129 >>105907873 >>105913924

Do you people actually take your shorts off in the shower?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:30:21 No.105906033 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906021
I like to shower in a 3 piece suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:32:44 No.105906084 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906021
And this thread has officially jumped the shark. See you guys next time, and remember to wash your ass crack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:34:49 No.105906129 Report

Quoted By: >>105906215 >>105906291

>>105906021
I'll go one farther. As a kid I used to spray water at my dick trying to get water up my urethra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:36:35 No.105906167 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
what the fuck kind of retard just rubs a bar of soap on their body? use a washcloth at least, if nothing else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:38:14 No.105906202 Report

Quoted By:

I just use a loofah and body wash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:38:30 No.105906209 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901673
If your toilet's plumbing can pass a turd, it can pass toilet paper you fucking troglodyte
I don't even want to imagine the eye watering stench in your bathroom, not even speaking of the health concerns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:38:43 No.105906215 Report

Quoted By: >>105906243

>>105906129
Send pics or bullshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:40:16 No.105906242 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901808
Anon you have leprosy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:40:20 No.105906243 Report

Quoted By: >>105906279

>>105906215
>as a kid
Nice try, no spank material for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:42:22 No.105906279 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906243

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:43:07 No.105906291 Report

Quoted By: >>105906474

>>105906129
did you know that if you direct a jet of hot water on your frenulum for a while you cum with no erection whatsoever? it's super pleasant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:43:15 No.105906293 Report

Quoted By: >>105906319

>>105903410
>>105903459
That's gay code for ass-fucking. How will i shower with my bros with a shaved asshole? They will all think that i'm a fag who takes cocks. It'd ruin me socially.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:45:20 No.105906319 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903459
>>105903410
>>105906293
my ass hair is beautiful and I'm proud of it
I shave my dick an balls when I'm in a relationship because girls can deepthroat easier that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:46:01 No.105906329 Report

Quoted By: >>105906450

>>105903385
>bar of soap is made of soap
>running it under water and lathering it sheds the layer in which ass hair is stuck
do you even have half a brain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:53:10 No.105906450 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906329
coincidentally this is the board where capeshit fans dwell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:54:24 No.105906474 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906291
That sounds nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Feb 2019 23:59:56 No.105906558 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
Anon got it right. Some of y'all are filthy motherfuckers!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:01:07 No.105906586 Report

Quoted By: >>105907438 >>105909872

>>105900976
those are for woman you tremendous faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:03:04 No.105906629 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901692
hey man, could be worse. I worked at a refugee center for three months, and they shat in the trash-cans and washed their hands with the water in the toilet.
I swear on my mothers life that I am not making this shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:04:39 No.105906653 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902187
>using wet wipes
>which are designed to dry out the area which they are applied to
good luck handling that fractured anus!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:06:32 No.105906685 Report

Quoted By: >>105906757 >>105906811

Anyone else just turn the water on super hot and pick the most high pressure setting on their shower head?
I never use soap. I like my showers to hurt, because i deserve pain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:09:23 No.105906740 Report

Quoted By: >>105906828

why not just use a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:10:26 No.105906757 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906685
Fuck. How many God damn studies do you fucks have to remind me I'm lonely
Horny, dim, a fuck up, and it's all my fault?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:11:02 No.105906766 Report

Quoted By:

I grab a flushable wet wipe, lather it with soap, and clean my ass in the shower. Toss it in the toilet afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:13:33 No.105906811 Report

Quoted By: >>105907249

>>105906685
>socially isolated people take longer showers
Once you pass a certain point, you just stop washing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:14:35 No.105906828 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906740
it's such a useful piece of equipment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:15:43 No.105906851 Report

Quoted By:

It almost amazes me how supposedly first world countries haven't even heard of pic related.
It's disposable washing cloths and they cost fuck all to produce. A pack of 100 cost me the equivalent of 1.5$, so the price in burgerland would probably be 1 $ +/- 10 cent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:16:39 No.105906867 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:17:41 No.105906888 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901562
>using antibacterial cleaning wipes thinking they're moist, flushable wipes
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:23:16 No.105906979 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903451
Oh fuck... https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-causes/talcum-powder-and-cancer.html

There doesn't seem to be any solid evidence that comsetic talcum powder causes cancer because it doesn't have asbestos in it unlike industrial talcum. There seem to be contradictory studies.

Guys help I don't think I can live without talcum powder and cornstarch gets all starchy and sticky with sweat. It's not the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:25:34 No.105907015 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901381
>wh*te
>clean
Pick one and only one Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:26:01 No.105907021 Report

Quoted By:

>they don't use a soap dildo to thoroughly clean their bowls
Plebs, the lot of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:26:59 No.105907032 Report

Quoted By: >>105907090

I clean my asshole with water and soap every time i take a shit. It's not my own soap, that i use to wash my body and face, but the house's soap that my sister, who's my roommate, uses. I also dry my asshole every time with her face towel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:30:42 No.105907090 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907032
>yfw your sister does the same with your stuff but also throws in the period blood for free

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:31:10 No.105907100 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902362
>implying that doesn't feel good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:33:13 No.105907128 Report

Quoted By:

I entered this thread thinking I would be disgusted by men for a very different reason
I commented because that is not how it turned out at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:36:10 No.105907171 Report

Quoted By: >>105907213

Question, when I pull the skin back on my penis, do I wash the labia too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:38:33 No.105907213 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907171
If there is a vagina part on the tip of your penis I would see a doctor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:39:36 No.105907225 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901629
>mfw that yaranaika bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:39:42 No.105907228 Report

Quoted By: >>105907256 >>105907363 >>105907520

>who shoves the soap in their ass directly instead of using a sponge so you don't get butt germs all over the soap--
>HAH LOOK AT THIS GUY HE DOESN'T CLEAN HIS ASS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:41:22 No.105907249 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906811
>when you get into a painfully scalding bath you weren't even planning to use soap in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:41:36 No.105907256 Report

Quoted By: >>105907353 >>105907363

>>105907228
>Germs on soap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:47:12 No.105907331 Report

Quoted By: >>105908596 >>105908636

All this talk about cleaning your ass, but when was the last time you actually scrubbed between your toes, you filth animals?
I did today. feels good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:48:25 No.105907353 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907256
They're using cooties logic. You can't make the surface of something that constantly dissolves when used unclean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:49:00 No.105907363 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907228
>>105907256
neither of these dumbasses know how soap works
it makes the top layer of dead skin come off, taking the bacteria with it down the drain. It doesnt kill bacteria unless you're an idort using antibacterial soap as a normal body scrubbing soap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:52:21 No.105907408 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900976
Do you have a separate one for your ass or just flip to the other end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:52:52 No.105907415 Report

Quoted By:

I don't give a fuck about whether nasties get on soap or not
I'm not sticking a bar of soap in my asscrack when I have a perfectly good cloth/sponge god damn it
quit sticking soap up your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:53:22 No.105907422 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
Not your disgusting western soap. Only superior eastern soap for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:54:20 No.105907438 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906586
>you are gay for what you decide to clean yourself with
you are very fragile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:57:33 No.105907492 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900507
I use wash cloths

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:58:49 No.105907514 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
This
Y'all motherfuckers do too much laundry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:59:14 No.105907520 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907228
seeething

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 00:59:46 No.105907526 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901686
yeah, you lather the bar onto a cloth and then scrub yourself with the ensoapened cloth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:15:22 No.105907770 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902267
good lord man, what the fuck is wrong with your mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:15:29 No.105907773 Report

Quoted By: >>105907905

>>105901036

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:19:00 No.105907820 Report

Quoted By:

OP here. Jesus christ /co/ I just wanted to lewd soap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:22:06 No.105907873 Report

Quoted By: >>105913986

>>105901673
Kebab pls go.

>>105902445
A-are you me? That's exactly what I do.

>>105905631
That's not Murphys Law.

>>105905985
>in on instrument of his choice
Only if they're bards. But that's a pretty shitty class choice given the negatice CHA modifier.

>>105906021
>not showering in a wetsuit
It's like you insist on wasting more time with a towel than absolutely necessary, after you're done showvering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:23:32 No.105907905 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907773
I guess you could say he's a one tough ass anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:26:39 No.105907959 Report

Quoted By:

Why do none of you know how to clean your ass holes?

When you shit, you point your ass crack at a hair drier, wait for it to crust up, and then chip away the remainder anons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:27:46 No.105907976 Report

Quoted By:

Scented or unscented?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:28:09 No.105907986 Report

Quoted By:

Horse asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:29:02 No.105908007 Report

Quoted By:

>people shove soap up their ass instead of lathering their hand with soap and cleaning it out like that
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:31:11 No.105908037 Report

Quoted By: >>105909431

>>105901036
When you're too drunk to muster up the sustained concentration for a good old-fashioned uncontrollable release, there's nothing like an irritant to get the peristalsis peristalsing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:34:54 No.105908096 Report

Quoted By:

>There are people who still use a soap bar

????????????????????????? Do you faggots live in third world country or what? Why dont you use shower gel or some shit like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:35:03 No.105908097 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901629
.....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:41:27 No.105908205 Report

Quoted By:

>there are people ITT that dont piss in the sink/shower
>there are people ITT that flush their toilet after a measley 10 second piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:41:50 No.105908211 Report

Quoted By:

Who fucking cares how people bathe? As long as you get clean, it shouldn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:43:04 No.105908233 Report

Quoted By: >>105908274 >>105908291 >>105908318 >>105908340

>141 people arguing about the proper way to wipe their ass

But whats the proper way to wash your hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:44:21 No.105908251 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
I smell better if I use bar soap, then body wash. Makes me feel cleaner too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:45:35 No.105908274 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908233
Easy: don't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:46:30 No.105908291 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908233
Twice a week, unless you work in construction or some other dirty job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:47:43 No.105908309 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903385
Nigga I have hair all over my body, that soap is getting covered in hair no matter where it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:48:20 No.105908318 Report

Quoted By: >>105908434 >>105908513

>>105908233
You soak the top with alcohol and then light it with a lighter like a flamin moe. Then you quickly put it out with water before the burn goes too deep, and definitely before it reaches your scalp. Cleans you hair and allows for easy styling afterwards. Similar to what you see here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO9vAAMdbA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:50:10 No.105908340 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908233
>implying i do that
Picard cut masterrace reporting in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:53:12 No.105908385 Report

Quoted By: >>105908453 >>105908480

Don't mind me, just posting the best soap in the entire world, bar none. Don't even try to compete or compare other inferior soaps. This one just does everything better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:54:33 No.105908410 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
Nigga everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:56:04 No.105908434 Report

Quoted By: >>105908484

>>105908318
da fuck

fun fact: women in ancient Greece would shave their bodies with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:57:05 No.105908447 Report

Quoted By:

Who here use hair and body wash combo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:57:17 No.105908452 Report

Quoted By: >>105908626

>>105900219
>not putting a soap bar inside your asscrack

swamp ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:57:18 No.105908453 Report

Quoted By: >>105908663

>>105908385
anon please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:59:08 No.105908475 Report

Quoted By:

I don't use soap or shampoo but I do use conditioner since I like the clean slippery feeling it gives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:59:15 No.105908477 Report

Quoted By: >>105908499 >>105913997

>>105905758
You're a faggot right?

>>105905690
your faggot

>>105905758
This one is a faggot

>>105905758
Faggot?

>>105905758
Faggot

>>105905758
Very faggot

>>105905758
This one is a fucking faggot

>>105905758
Fag

>>105905758
Faggot

>>105905758
Faglike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:59:30 No.105908480 Report

Quoted By: >>105908866

>>105908385
>bar none
>posted a bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 01:59:43 No.105908484 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908434
I don't habeeb it. I bet that's something Ovid said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:00:59 No.105908499 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908477
Its funny because make other people think you post many link BUT IS SAME LINK! Oh! Many pwned factor HIGH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:01:59 No.105908513 Report

Quoted By: >>105908556

>>105908318
That place must smell fucking horrible, burnt hair smell is horrid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:04:55 No.105908550 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
I do. I got chronic hemorrhoids and so I need to keep that area clean or else I bleed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:05:03 No.105908556 Report

Quoted By: >>105908613

>>105908513
Eh? I don't know, it has a distinct and powerful smell, but it's not like burnt flesh or death (both of which I have, unfortunately, been privy to). It's just kind of... if you take the smell of matchsticks being lit and you raise it to the power of 3. I kind of like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:07:03 No.105908596 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907331
how frequently do you have a foot bath

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:08:06 No.105908613 Report

Quoted By: >>105908667

>>105908556
>it has a distinct and powerful smell
it smells atrocious man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:08:52 No.105908626 Report

Quoted By: >>105908810

>>105908452
>using soap bar as a dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:09:29 No.105908636 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907331
I would honestly say I scrub between my toes and wash behind my ears more often than I wash my thighs. Cleanliness starts at the face and goes all the way down to the ass, then starts at the feet and then, eh, that's good enough. I probably scrub any part of my legs maybe once every two months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:09:48 No.105908644 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGT__4uYwlE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:10:41 No.105908663 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908453
>Trusting in that old, Jewish lye

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:10:50 No.105908667 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908613
If you say so, noselet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:11:03 No.105908669 Report

Quoted By: >>105910200 >>105912035

I love threads like these.

>>105902325

Is this from one of the modern Fallouts?

>>105903454

Post the rest. I cannot find the original.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:19:46 No.105908810 Report

Quoted By: >>105909302

>>105908626
I actually did this once. It felt amazing. I had a soap bar with a minty smell to it and it made my body feel cold, it felt good. Well I was curious on how it would feel up my ass and my god, it was the most beautiful experience in my life. I had a fucking orgasm in the mother fucking shower... Next thing I knew I was laying down while water was still hitting me. I didn't know what happened all I knew it that I passed out. Long story short, putting a minty soap bar up your asshole will paralyze you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:20:11 No.105908816 Report

Quoted By: >>105908853

>>105901103
How about only shitting when you can immediately hop in the shower afterwards, clean up as much as you can with toilet paper first, lather your ass up and use a detachable shower head to blast the shit residue from your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:21:23 No.105908835 Report

Quoted By:

>ingrown hair after shaving

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:22:25 No.105908853 Report

Quoted By: >>105908864 >>105908882

>>105908816
>When you have to shit suddenly right after you soap up
>Sliding back and forth on the seat trying not to shit the rim

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:23:11 No.105908864 Report

Quoted By: >>105908926

>>105908853
Shit in the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:23:17 No.105908866 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908480
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:24:20 No.105908882 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908853
shit in your hand
drop it in the toilet if it's solid
let it flow down the drain if it's not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:25:04 No.105908895 Report

Quoted By:

Holy moly this has evolved to advanced levels of stupid discussion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:26:21 No.105908914 Report

Quoted By: >>105908943

Actually, how bad can IBS get? Sometimes my social anxiety sets it off, and sometimes if I move too fast it activates. Do I need surgery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:27:09 No.105908926 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908864
AKA the sits.
If somebody tells you that they're going to sit in the shower, they're most likely going to shit in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:28:10 No.105908943 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908914
Buttplug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:28:37 No.105908946 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901036

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:28:46 No.105908949 Report

Quoted By:

Well with this knowledge in mind I'm going to go take a shower and stimulate my prostate clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:30:51 No.105908979 Report

Quoted By: >>105909021 >>105909431 >>105913943

>>105901036
DO NOT USE SOAP AS LUBE, YOU WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:31:36 No.105908994 Report

Quoted By:

Screencap this thread for future generations

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:32:54 No.105909021 Report

Quoted By: >>105909120

>>105908979
explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:38:24 No.105909120 Report

Quoted By: >>105909130 >>105909431

>>105909021
I have anal skin tags due to how irritated my anus got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:38:53 No.105909130 Report

Quoted By: >>105909172

>>105909120
oh...is that where those came from? shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:41:14 No.105909172 Report

Quoted By: >>105909431

>>105909130
They came from a lot of things apparently and is supposedly common.
Although it could be cancer, my ass is truly fucked.

Smurf-fag

Smurf-fag Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:48:27 No.105909302 Report

Quoted By: >>105909431

>>105908810
Thanks for the advice though I might try it covering an object with the soap foam, I want to use a handle of a toothbrush, would you recommend it?

I feel you anon, when that happens to me it's usually after I'm done showering and wiping your butt while it's still wet, UGHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:49:42 No.105909323 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900922
This anon is 100% correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:50:21 No.105909337 Report

Quoted By:

/co /- health and hygiene

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:53:44 No.105909390 Report

Quoted By:

>a thread about how to properly clean your ass is the best thread ive seen in weeks
Godammit /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:56:21 No.105909426 Report

Quoted By:

How do I fix my gut biome?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 02:56:41 No.105909431 Report

Quoted By:

>>105909302
>>105909172
>>105909120
>>105908979
Well shit, this is why I said I stopped. I use olive or coconut oil now since I live with a relative . Irritants just feel really good for pushing, though.>>105908037 I think I tried irish spring or dove once and, holy shit, it was fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:01:33 No.105909498 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901103
They're nice, but I don't want a trash can hanging around full of shit-covered wet wipes, even for one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:10:51 No.105909633 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902369
Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:25:36 No.105909872 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906586
Are you retarded? Are you the type of retard that won't wash his own ass because touching a mans(your own) ass is gay? I bet you smell Brie Larsen levels of bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:35:29 No.105910039 Report

Quoted By: >>105914002

>>105905758
I heard this anon's race likes to do nasty shit with their dads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:36:38 No.105910053 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900507
wat

I and every white person I know use wash clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:45:22 No.105910183 Report

Quoted By: >>105910237

>>105900922
>>105901031
>>105900941
if you have hard water, soap doesn't lather

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:46:24 No.105910198 Report

Quoted By: >>105910440

>>105903459
shaving my asshole makes wiping easier and is more aesthetic, but the swamp ass is way worse and all my farts are super loud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:46:25 No.105910200 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908669
artist is clariarikari

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:49:42 No.105910237 Report

Quoted By: >>105912516 >>105914704

>>105910183

I remember a short story where a guy in a hospital during WWII realized he was captured by the enemy because the hospital's water was too hard to make soap lather while the place they tried to make him think it was had soft water

Where are the mods?

Where are the mods? Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:52:03 No.105910269 Report

Quoted By:

HOW IS THIS /CO/ RELATED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:54:43 No.105910319 Report

Quoted By: >>105910399

All those people that don't know what a bidet is and how to clean their ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:55:50 No.105910337 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900976
These are good, but body wash works too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:56:22 No.105910347 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
do most people even have enough of an ass to wedge a soap bar with?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:57:58 No.105910377 Report

Quoted By: >>105914459

Jesus, some of the shit in this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:58:36 No.105910393 Report

Quoted By: >>105910416

>havent showered for days
>feel disgusting
>need to go somewhere but dont have time to shower
>take a warm wet rag and scrub my filthy ass crack
>rag smells like a dead body
>put it into bin of dirty clothes that need washing
>feel like a million bucks for the rest of the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:58:58 No.105910399 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910319
I thought that was a drinking fountain for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 03:59:50 No.105910416 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910393
The only disgusting part is that you evidently didn't even use soap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:01:35 No.105910440 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910198
Shaved my ass once and can confirm that it made my farts super loud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:02:26 No.105910459 Report

Quoted By:

ting ting ting
AHEM
FUCK SOLID SOAPS
FUCK BARS
FUCK LATHERING
FUCK SCRUBBING
LOOFA GANG WW@
LIQUID SOAPS FOR LIFE NIGGAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:04:57 No.105910521 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
The fuck is bottled body wash? isn't that what the water is for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:05:38 No.105910532 Report

Quoted By: >>105911294 >>105912089 >>105912154

Rate my process:
>Build up a lather
>Scrub myself down
>Use shampoo on my hair (armpit, crotch, and head)
>Use the left over soap on my hand from my shampoo to scrub my ass
>Keep doing soap passes until all the brown is gone
>Rinse off
>Turn around and spread my ass so the water gets in and cleans it out
>Dry off
>as a final check, wipe my ass with the towel to see if theres still brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:10:24 No.105910594 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902083
Ok nigga hope you like Eternal dandruff and dry scalp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:26:58 No.105910848 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900976
These things are literally sponges for bacteria. Replace them often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:56:01 No.105911288 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901629
YARANAIKA!!!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 04:56:17 No.105911294 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910532
>Keep doing soap passes until all the brown is gone
wipe your fucking ass, my friend.
And don't use shampoo for anything else besides your head.
Overall a solid 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 05:01:13 No.105911382 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903429
das gay, nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 05:57:16 No.105912035 Report

Quoted By: >>105912273

>>105908669
It's Mr. House from FNV, basically Howard Hughes if he hooked himself up to a computer so he could obsessively control a city and be effectively immortal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:00:23 No.105912067 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
>Not pouring soap on your hand and using that to wash your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:03:41 No.105912089 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910532
>Keep doing soap passes until all the brown is gone
>Having visible amounts of shit on your asshole when you shower
What kind of filthy fucking animal are you? Wipe your fucking ass, you goddamned degenerate. I'll bet you have fucking shit stains on your underwear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:05:03 No.105912102 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
After using the soap to wash your ass, the first place you use it on next time is your face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:09:33 No.105912143 Report

Quoted By: >>105912352 >>105912426 >>105913742

>use trimmer to completely shave my asshole and pubes
>no razorburn or bumps, just lightly peachfuzzed bliss
>actually wash all the skin around my asshole instead of mushing the soap against the barbed wire fortification that used to be my asscrack
>gain an inch of cocklength from not having pubes covering up the base.
>walk around all day with a noticeable confidence boost just because of how goddamn clean and pure I feel.

Just get one of those $15 trimmers and improve your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:10:49 No.105912154 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910532
You need to fucking wipe better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:17:33 No.105912204 Report

Quoted By: >>105912247

>Not eating a full bar of soap when you start to clean all your insides and shit it out by the time you are done
It's like you fucks want to be dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:21:36 No.105912241 Report

Quoted By: >>105913925

So apparently I'm the only one who just spreads their ass cheeks and let the shower head just spray in their

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:22:17 No.105912247 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912204
>not filling a heroin needle with liquid soap and injecting it into your bloodstream

Y’all have no clue how to properly clean your insides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:25:35 No.105912273 Report

Quoted By: >>105912348

>>105912035

I didn't realize he was still in his original body. I thought he had uploaded his mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:28:14 No.105912294 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901146
>go on /co/
>learn I'm supposed to wash between my cheeks
>okay
>take a shower
>lather soap in-between cheeks
>push lather up the crack
>wash whole back with it
>now my back smells like shit
What went wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:35:58 No.105912348 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912273
Kinda. The way he has his brain hooked up means he can never be disconnected without dying and he's been hooked up for so long the very act of opening the pod his body is housed in guarantees he'll die from disease in like a year because his body and immune system has atrophied so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:36:13 No.105912352 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912143
What kind? Should I shower beforehand?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:47:01 No.105912426 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912143

>shave my balls every few days
>buzzcut pubes
>goes from softest thing you've ever touched to cactus as you drag your hand back and forth across groin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:50:41 No.105912462 Report

Quoted By: >>105912522

>>105901146
Wiping your ass is literally one of the most unhealthy things you can do to your body

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:55:03 No.105912488 Report

Quoted By:

Where my washcloth patricians at

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:56:38 No.105912501 Report

Quoted By: >>105912542

Why is this a thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 06:59:36 No.105912516 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910237
Seriously where did you hear this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 07:00:19 No.105912522 Report

Quoted By: >>105912548 >>105913109

>>105912462
Care to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 07:02:22 No.105912542 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912501
The filthy neck/leg beards need to learn how to bathe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 07:03:09 No.105912548 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912522
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 07:20:33 No.105912684 Report

Quoted By:

It would only get soap in my heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:01:34 No.105913109 Report

Quoted By: >>105913222

>>105912522
It actually pushes your shit back deeper/embeds it in your skin, much healthier to just clean it in the shower or let it sweat out naturally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:13:52 No.105913222 Report

Quoted By:

>>105913109
You smell like poop. I'm betting you're a diaper furry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:23:40 No.105913316 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901011
Let it in. Let the finger in. Discover those dark hidden crevasses within you. Who's gonna know? What do You have to lose? nothing! What do you have to gain? A whole new WORLD of excitement!

Do it! Do it like an insatiable FAGGOT!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:28:49 No.105913361 Report

Quoted By: >>105913385 >>105914850

you should never use regular soap on your genitals, you need a ph-neutral soap to keep the good bacteria there.

does your country not have genital specific soap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:29:27 No.105913365 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900740
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:31:10 No.105913385 Report

Quoted By: >>105913444

>>105913361
Isn't that only if you have a vagina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:35:58 No.105913444 Report

Quoted By: >>105913518

>>105913385
no.
I just don't understand this, here in Norway there are five different genital soaps to choose from. I go abroad and I can't find one. I see online that people wash themselves with dish soaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:42:44 No.105913518 Report

Quoted By:

>>105913444
Probably because you don't need a penis-specific soap for it to have a certain pH level. Most are between 7-10, about as corrosive as baking soda. Dish soaps, at least common stuff like Dawn, are typically right in the middle. Also penis soap isn't going to help out your body if you have issues with excess oil or dry skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:47:35 No.105913560 Report

Quoted By:

NO WONDER MY LCS SMELLS LIKE DOO-DOO AND FRITOS. I HATE ALL OF YOU! TAKE A SHOWER ANd BRUSH YOUR TEETH, ANONS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:50:53 No.105913582 Report

Quoted By: >>105913623 >>105914801

No one here use a rock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:54:13 No.105913608 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900683
Skip?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:55:43 No.105913623 Report

Quoted By: >>105913648 >>105914801

>>105913582
somehow posted a thumbnail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 08:57:49 No.105913648 Report

Quoted By:

>>105913623
Do you shove the rock up your asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:00:45 No.105913686 Report

Quoted By:

Who here wipes their ass while standing up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:07:50 No.105913742 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912143
Dis nigga speaks sooth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:19:02 No.105913815 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900976

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:20:19 No.105913823 Report

Quoted By:

>>105903659
That's not how hair growth works retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:35:45 No.105913906 Report

Quoted By:

>>105905903
soapy hand, idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:39:12 No.105913924 Report

Quoted By:

>>105906021
There are DOZENS of us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:39:22 No.105913925 Report

Quoted By:

>>105912241
No one wants to admit it, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:43:26 No.105913943 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908979
That's why you eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:49:31 No.105913986 Report

Quoted By:

>>105907873
Well the nerd would have had the free time to learn to play, even somthing autistic like a slice wistle or kazoo. And the -2 cha since they sit around and play dnd or video games or browse 4chan all day and dont really take care of himself, the -3 to strength because he doesn't do anything strenuous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:51:07 No.105913997 Report

Quoted By:

>>105908477
No u

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 09:52:21 No.105914002 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910039
If I had a dad...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:01:05 No.105914050 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
I'd fuck a loofah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:04:34 No.105914071 Report

Quoted By:

>using toilet watet to wash your ass.
>calling others,dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:06:01 No.105914080 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902278
Designated shitposting thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:07:12 No.105914086 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901899
>Only three things go in the toilet: Human waste, TP and expired milk.
I also flush down exhausted oil I use for frying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:08:19 No.105914095 Report

Quoted By: >>105914121

Better question is what's the point of roll on deodorant?

>Never rolls on because ball is loose as fuck
>Pinches and scrapes skin if you apply any pressure
>Hairs getting suck in the ball.

Why the fuck would anyone use this over stick or spray?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:10:34 No.105914105 Report

Quoted By: >>105914762

>>105904945
Jesus this thread.
Overpriced shit is not "good hygene". It's just overpriced shit you got sold on.
Care to buy a bridge too fagget?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:10:38 No.105914107 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901353
the French have long succumbed into the barbarism of not using bidets.
Only amongst the Italians and, most recently, the Spanish, bidets are a common occurrence nowdays

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:12:39 No.105914121 Report

Quoted By:

>>105914095
Ensure nobody else pinches their deodorant?
Cause that shit is indeed full manky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:13:00 No.105914123 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901629
i was expecting this to be posted and a few laughs at an anthropomorphic bar of soap, not a whole thread about so many anons not knowing even the most basic bitch hygiene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 10:30:05 No.105914194 Report

Quoted By:

>>105905758
now this a hooked nose jew if i ever saw one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:14:51 No.105914459 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910377
No no, they're trying to clean the shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:19:28 No.105914507 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
Soaplets can’t cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:27:53 No.105914574 Report

Quoted By:

This thread makes my psoriasis hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:43:19 No.105914698 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
If commercials, movies, and tv are to be believed, white people never use washcloths. No wonder some of them bathe before AND after sleeping. You didn't get clean last time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:44:33 No.105914704 Report

Quoted By:

>>105910237
I would have thought I was captured based on all the unfamiliar faces speaking a different language amongst each other, but hard water works I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:52:21 No.105914762 Report

Quoted By: >>105915124

>>105914105
You're probably ridden with acne and facial scars. Your skin is also likely dried out and flaky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:57:34 No.105914801 Report

Quoted By: >>105914848

>>105913582
>>105913623
>washes ass with rock
>logic dictates this anon figured out the three seashells thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 11:59:11 No.105914816 Report

Quoted By:

>>105905758
>Your

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:00:24 No.105914827 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900219
I lather up the rag and karate chop right down the middle. Sometimes I shift left and right to rub my cheeks together for extra clean.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:03:30 No.105914848 Report

Quoted By:

>>105914801
>logic dictates this anon figured out the three seashells thing
That's disturbingly reasonable. That fucker better share the secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:03:42 No.105914850 Report

Quoted By:

>>105913361
No actually, I never heard of genital-specific soap.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:12:30 No.105914928 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901036
>this is who I talk about comics with.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:17:57 No.105914973 Report

Quoted By:

>This thread
My sides are in fucking orbit
I just lather up my back with soap and then have it run down through my asscrack to clean it. Sometimes I take the showerhead off and blast the water right up there just to be sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:31:38 No.105915076 Report

Quoted By:

>>105900084
>current year+4
>still using a bar of soap
Is this a mutt thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:33:26 No.105915093 Report

Quoted By:

This>>105904043
And This>>105904289
>Have a parent but they still have never reached anything to me
>Forced to live with Grandma, she teached me how to Clean after my self, read and talk. Like a real mother would
>Realize that sticking a giant soap to the face could cause irritation to eyes
>Use hands to gentle rub and spread soap in body
It's not really hard really, then again you amerimutts shart yourselves and are too fat to reach anything with your sausage fingers.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:34:58 No.105915112 Report

Quoted By:

>soap bar
>sponges
>in fucking 2019

what is wrong with some of you. Get body wash, put it in a bottle. No one wants to re-use other people's bars, sponges, cloth etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:34:58 No.105915113 Report

Quoted By:

>>105901790
Like in America. Literally can't handle an aryan shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:36:16 No.105915124 Report

Quoted By:

>>105914762
Jesus fuck, thats the most faggy post ive read on this board, and ive read several of joker-batman rapefics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 12:37:06 No.105915130 Report

Quoted By:

>>105902325
>allowing a woman to touch your genitalia with her filthy mouth
Nigga what?

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