Alright, /tg/. Let me tell you something.
The title "Professional Black Dude" is not merely a funny racist joke. It's a real title with many different permutations, all of horrifying power.
A professional black dude can be a>Real Nigga>Real niggas don't take shit from nobody. Real niggas are emotional, yet cool and calculated, and have a low tolerance for fake-ass hoes. Whatever the job, they get it done and they get it done well. Overall danger assessment: 9/10. It's possible to overcome a real nigga, as they are still prone to the usual pitfalls that niggas find themselves in; hubris, ignorance, and most of all, Nigga moments.>Mother Hustlin' Pimp>This dude is drownin' in bitches. He know the worth of a woman--that is, there is none. This knowledge has freed his mind entirely, making him the most rational nigga to ever live. The truth he spews is poison to any nigga with a heart. His cold, rational brain can keep any bitch in line, and his business advice is second to only a very few. Overall danger assessment: 6/10. Most of his strength comes from the people he surrounds himself with.>Black Weeb
Many started existing when Bruce Lee first took to the silver screen. They saw the wonders of the orient and became enamored. They've learned everything about Eastern combat: the Iaito, every martial art, ki control, even every page of Sun Tzu's Art of War. They can speak Korean, Japanese, Chinese, even Indonesian. However, this obsession has cost him his traditional "blackness", and in the eyes of most niggas, makes him a nigga in name only. Do not engage. Danger assessment: 10/10. He's gonna kick your ass, but at least he's still single.>True Gangsta>A true gangsta is the most dangerous nigga there is, because only a batshit insane ignant-ass nigga would ever become a gangsta. The only thing more batshit insane than he is the fact that he's survived this long around other batshit niggas. Avoid at all costs. Danger assessment: ???/10