I'm gonnaUUUUUUP do a little experiment, Morty. A little expiriment. If I'm right, the world will jump forward in t.....

You know what? Fuck this! I've been doing this same old lame-assed experiment year after year for most of this decade, and people are still, they're still DICKS, Morty. It doesn't matter what time zone they're in because they'll just be dicks no matter what, Morty. I'm just gonnaUUUP leave this device on autopilot and let it do it's shit twice a year on it's own. If it malfunctions someday and sends the Earth into a black hole, so what? I'm done.

Now, who's up for some Interdimensional cable?