So I keep hearing about this Daylight Savings Time thing, Perry the Platypus, and I kept wondering what the deal was. If like there was some sort of weird light bank where people stored up the extra sunshine and saved it for winter. Of course then I found out it was just moving clocks forward so people get up earlier. Which isn't a bad idea itself, I mean, back in Gimmelsthump, we had a guy whose job was to get everybody up earlier when farming season came around. He'd do this by launching roosters halfway across Drusselstein with a catapult. So he could only do it for a few days each time before taking a break so he could raise more of them.
Weird sound, Perry the Platypus, weird sound. It was like COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with it fading off really quickly into the distance. But I digress.
Sooooooo, anyway, that first idea was pretty good so I built a machine to steal all of sunlight and I won't return it until I become RULER OF THE TRISTATE AREA!
BEHOLD, THE CREPUSCULARINATOR! What? It means twi- you know what, I don't have to explain my naming system to you, Perry the Platypus!