>>97518210Hey.
Have you guys ever stopped to consider the possibility that Sonic is actually the villan of this piece?
I wasn't so inclined at first, because, hey, he's breaking the animals out of their robot shells or something when he attacks them,
sure why not...
But the good kind doctor didn't dissect the animals, or hurt them, and in fact must have gone to GREAT PAINS to ensure the little guys are COMPLETELY INTACT inside their AWESOME ROBOTIC SUITS that Sonic just SMASH CAPITALISM'd On.
I didn't figure out that Sonic is the evil guy until he did the same thing to PLANTS in one of the later sonic games.
I mean, get this. SAINTLY old doc, who's admittedly a bit tubby, that doesn't make him a bad guy,
has given the power of MOVEMENT AND ADVANCED SENSES
TO PLANTS
Do you get that? Theres robots he's made...that are being driven by PLANTS.
I imagine the helpless distress of a sunflower, once blind to the world of animals and ambulatory beings, being BLESSED with new senses and the POWERS OF INDEPENDENT MOVEMENT,
and this fricking mutant bastard hedgehog comes along, mutters something about chaos or something, and SMASHES ITS BEAUTIFUL METAL BODY TO PIECES!
And of course, without their helpful exoskell, the poor plants and animals are helpless to resist his mutant bastard might and are forced to flee.
Sonic is the bad guy here. True story
