>>97904928>A little more than 4 hours to critique this movie>The actual movie is only 2.5 hours
Aw well, as autistic as that is, at least he had something to say about the actual movie. It's not like his "analysis" of SMB3, at least this has something to do with the subject at hand.
Seriously, if don't hate Bob now, reading that book will make you hate him. Here have a summary.>Sega marketing their plastic box as better than Nintendo's plastic box felt like being in 'Nam.>The Wizard (the "movie" made to market SMB3) was as memorable to his generation as the JFK assassination was to the previous, and like 9/11 would be to his own.>He was terrible at school and hated highschool, despite this he still claims to have superior intellect.>He mentions being sent to psychiatrist for aggressive behaviour.>Also, Mario can jump and stuff in the game, that's cool... He makes a few mistakes on the way... There's power-ups, that's cool too... Uh... Hm... What else about this game?... I could have sworn there was more...>Oh, and the American Mario cartoon is totally canon. Never mind that Nintendo ignores every aspect of it, it's still canon because he want it to be.>SMB3 is so good, he refused to attend granny's funeral, fuck family and respect when you have Mario!
Seriously, fuck him. Between this book and those early videos where he claimed FPS games are objectively worse than the types of games he grew up with (while also complaining that the types of games he grew up with weren't all that popular at the time,
thereby shattering the facade)
, how come this guy still has an audience? How come there's still people who haven't grown to hate him?