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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 03:47:14 2017 No.93903919 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>93904001 >>93904095 >>93904114 >>93908522 >>93908617 >>93909063 >>93909294 >>93912537 >>93914047 >>93915343 >>93915607 >>93915663 >>93915745 >>93916042 >>93918726 >>93919268

Has there ever been a tweet so RIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:49:50 No.93904001 Report

Quoted By: >>93904073 >>93904077 >>93904170 >>93904540 >>93906607

>>93903919
I'm not sure Charlotte counts as a goth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:50:05 No.93904010 Report

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Spooder-man agrees

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:52:05 No.93904073 Report

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>>93904001
Still a GOAT spooder nonetheless, perhaps even the best.

Pic related probably fits as a better "goth" example, even if still only loosely.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:52:07 No.93904074 Report

Quoted By: >>93904679 >>93907721 >>93917866 >>93921159

Why are gothfags so fucking shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:52:09 No.93904077 Report

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>>93904001
She cut her wrist and had bled out. That's how Charlotte died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:52:37 No.93904095 Report

Quoted By: >>93917153

>>93903919
Whats Goth about Charlette? She is super nice and smart plus she loves everyone.

Is it because after she died her babies ate her?

And Ms. Spider was more of a French stereotype

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:53:12 No.93904114 Report

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>>93903919
>Either of those characters
>Goth
Nigga wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:54:52 No.93904170 Report

Quoted By: >>93904421 >>93906267

>>93904001
Technically Ms Spider might not be either.
She's could just be a stereotypical Frenchwoman who are pale and wear too much make up.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:56:38 No.93904242 Report

Quoted By: >>93904347 >>93904358 >>93904543 >>93904621 >>93906576 >>93915639

>have an unpleasant distaste of spiders
>spider waifus make me feel tingly inside

Make up your mind, Mother Nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 03:59:50 No.93904347 Report

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>>93904242
Spiders did creep me out as a kid but as I grew older I am more fascinated by them and spider girls only helped fuel it.

It's good to know having some of them around the house is beneficial since they'll eat up shit like mosquitoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:00:04 No.93904358 Report

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>>93904242
something something reaction formation theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:01:46 No.93904421 Report

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>>93904170
Ms Spider invented goth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:05:33 No.93904540 Report

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>>93904001
Neither does Miss Spider desu, she's pure French New Wave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:05:41 No.93904543 Report

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>>93904242
Fear is an aphrodisiac, anon. The only real way to master your phobias is to fap to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:07:38 No.93904621 Report

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>>93904242
>being afraid of something infinitesimally smaller than you that can barely break your skin with it's fangs, never even wants to unless it's their absolute last resort (usually while nobly protecting their eggs), and probably can't even poison you badly enough to cause anything worse than an itchy spot unless you're extremely unlucky
I've never gotten the hate for spiders. All they do is fuck off, keep to themselves, and turn other harmful insects into delicious bug milkshakes inside their neat little webs. Pic related is the true arachnid menace, fuck these disease spreading faggots and their creepy "can survive decapitation" bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:09:22 No.93904679 Report

Quoted By: >>93906116

>>93904074
It's what happens when your subculture more or less died in 2006 and all you have left is a shambling corpse being mined for impersonal nostalgia for something most people never experienced and whose few remaining adherents are most fractured among different scenes resulting in it functionally existing as something to spice up other subcultures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:10:07 No.93904710 Report

Quoted By: >>93904863

>>93904621
Some people live with actually dangerous spiders
Also some of them might try to live inside your ear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:12:36 No.93904795 Report

Quoted By: >>93904883 >>93908532 >>93915222

>>93904621
I used to be like you, anon.

Just last month I killed the 3rd or 4th spider that's tried to fucking land on top of my head as I was either watching TV or on my computer.

Nothing has come close to making me have a fucking heart attack in my life than having an alarming feeling that you're being watched, followed by seeing a little shit head dangling over your head.

I don't care how cute you are, don't fucking land on my dome piece while I'm jacking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:14:33 No.93904863 Report

Quoted By: >>93904953

>>93904710
>inb4 the pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:15:32 No.93904883 Report

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>>93904795
Spiderbros trying to help you have a feargasm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:16:18 No.93904911 Report

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>>93904621
Not all of them are bad

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:17:56 No.93904953 Report

Quoted By: >>93906107 >>93912664 >>93914353

>>93904863
>Pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:22:43 No.93905118 Report

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>>93904621
I wonder who's behind this ((((post)))).

8 parentheses for a reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:54:23 No.93906107 Report

Quoted By: >>93908983

>>93904953
>Can't find stick figure explodes world gif
The only thing I can do is post spiders with water droplets for hats and cry silently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:54:36 No.93906116 Report

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>>93904679
Let's be honest. No one ever really knew what "Goth" was, even when "Goth" existed. It was like Mark I hipsterdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 04:59:15 No.93906267 Report

Quoted By: >>93906513

>>93904170
She's meant to be a Beatnick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:06:58 No.93906513 Report

Quoted By: >>93908655 >>93908730 >>93908861

>>93906267
>wears a Beret
>wears a Scarf
>has an Accent
>Smokes

She's got the look for it down, though I can't quite remember what the beatnik personality is like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:09:05 No.93906576 Report

Quoted By: >>93917281

>>93904242

Ah, those were the days. I believe I was one of the first 100 anons to fap to muffet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:10:01 No.93906607 Report

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>>93904001
neither of these are goth...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:16:05 No.93906803 Report

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He's wrong, Spiders are a menace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:18:42 No.93906908 Report

Quoted By: >>93907186

Any love for Jeff? Or do they have to be lady spiders?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:25:17 No.93907122 Report

Quoted By: >>93907530

I'm surprised OP didn't include the most recent example of this trope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:27:19 No.93907186 Report

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>>93906908
he laid eggs once though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:39:18 No.93907530 Report

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>>93907122
>hyped up at the end of s2
>shows up twice

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:40:51 No.93907577 Report

Quoted By: >>93908311 >>93917234 >>93921283

Who doesn't love a good spidergirl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:45:28 No.93907721 Report

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>>93904074
Because they don't FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 05:54:26 No.93908003 Report

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>t. klendathu
FUCK OFF
YOU AND ALL THOSE ARACHNID AND INSECT LOVERS WILL BURN WHEN THE DAY OF THE RAID COMES

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:03:51 No.93908311 Report

Quoted By: >>93908395 >>93908556

>>93907577
The Fuck is that thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:06:26 No.93908395 Report

Quoted By: >>93910825

>>93908311

Friend, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:10:50 No.93908522 Report

Quoted By: >>93908694

>>93903919
how was charlotte goth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:11:17 No.93908532 Report

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>>93904795
Your dick now has radioactive sperm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:12:00 No.93908556 Report

Quoted By: >>93910825

>>93908311
Protip: It's from a porno

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:14:10 No.93908617 Report

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>>93903919
>Starting non-response posts with "Okay, but"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:15:14 No.93908655 Report

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>>93906513
They're the original hipsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:16:36 No.93908694 Report

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>>93908522
Introducing countless children to the concept of death is the most gothic thing you can do.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:18:10 No.93908730 Report

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>>93906513

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:18:52 No.93908753 Report

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Fucking yes.

Also I just realized this is the only spider girl art I got. Post more folks, pelase?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:22:29 No.93908861 Report

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>>93906513

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:26:33 No.93908983 Report

Quoted By: >>93909224 >>93909487

>>93906107
>post spiders with water droplets for hats and cry silently

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:29:11 No.93909063 Report

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>>93903919
Wow the spider from the giant peach movie is kinda cute. Wonder why /co/ hasn't gone retarded and made her waifu of the week and then dumped her for some other waifubait character

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:33:30 No.93909179 Report

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>>93908753
Dude you clearly need to hit up some /aco/ threads if thats your only post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:34:54 No.93909224 Report

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>>93908983
oddly cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:37:21 No.93909294 Report

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>>93903919
>>93903919
Pic not related?
Im sure Charlotte was jut a frisky girl and the Giant peach spider was just french.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:41:16 No.93909401 Report

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>>93904621
t. spider

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:44:17 No.93909487 Report

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>>93908983

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:44:56 No.93909502 Report

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Is anybody going to post the spider waifu from A Bug's Life?

I don't have any images of her, but have this bee girl instead.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 06:52:39 No.93909685 Report

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>>93908753
>appearance: Bee/Ant>Moth>Spider>Wasp
>personality: Bee>Moth>Ant>Wasp>>>>>>>>>>>Spider
R8 me, m8s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 07:00:44 No.93909902 Report

Quoted By: >>93912605

>>93904621
I have been woken up by a huge spider crawling across my bare feet. It was cold and fled as soon as I woke. But I spent the next hour hunting it down and killing it. No matter the size, something crawling on you while you sleep can lead to bad things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 07:05:40 No.93910001 Report

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>>93908753
moth! MOTH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 07:44:39 No.93910825 Report

Quoted By: >>93917644

>>93908395
>>93908556
>Gives in and does a reverse image searches it

>Immediately regrets the decision when results show a pic of this thing giving head to a guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 08:04:54 No.93911113 Report

Quoted By: >>93913775

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 10:33:18 No.93912506 Report

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>>93908753
moth and ant are pure waifur material

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 10:36:15 No.93912537 Report

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>>93903919
>goth spiders
That is clearly a beatnik spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 10:43:48 No.93912605 Report

Quoted By: >>93917585

>>93909902
>something crawling on you while you sleep can lead to bad things.

Like part of the fucking landscape waking up and chasing you down relentlessly because you dared to touch it

The world is pretty lovecraftian for bugs, when you think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 10:50:35 No.93912664 Report

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>>93904953
This is my number one fear.
I sleep with pillows covering my ears.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 12:37:06 No.93913756 Report

Quoted By: >>93915032 >>93916945

Is this what /co wants?
Would you, would you /co?

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 12:39:01 No.93913775 Report

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>>93911113
My obscure waifu

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 12:51:50 No.93913904 Report

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>>93904621
>Parents place has a bad ant problem
>Heading to the basement to spray some ants while playing Rip AND Tear
>"Don't worry about the basement, Anon. It's in good hands."
>Check the basement anyway
>Mfw dead ants as far as the eye can see
>Mfw all the spiders
>Mfw all the fucking spiders

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:05:08 No.93914047 Report

Quoted By: >>93914173 >>93914431

>>93903919
>not anthropomorphic
>not even remotely goth
this entire tweet is BULLSHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:15:28 No.93914173 Report

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>>93914047
They are anthropomorphic. They have humanoid faces. Anthromorphic doesn't necessarily mean entirely humanoid bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:17:00 No.93914191 Report

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>>93908753
Look up Arbuzbudesh's Taffy.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:28:59 No.93914353 Report

Quoted By: >>93914388

>>93904953
Well, time to never sleep and thus die a horrible painful death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:32:22 No.93914388 Report

Quoted By: >>93915315

>>93914353
>Read up what happens when you don't sleep
>You pretty much go batshit insane the longer you deprive yourself of sleep
Fun stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:34:19 No.93914414 Report

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I just recently rewatched James. It is a really nice movie. And I didn't remember the aunts to be THAT abhorrent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:35:40 No.93914431 Report

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>>93914047
Anthropomorphic means "humanized", having human traits, which means that they can just talk like humans and you have your anthropomorphs.
See: fables

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 13:38:22 No.93914467 Report

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>>93908753
moth>ant/bee>spider>wasp

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:21:32 No.93915032 Report

Quoted By: >>93915139

>>93913756
Yes.

Post more if you got em senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:29:48 No.93915139 Report

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>>93915032
sadly non humanoid face looking spiders are extremely rare even on monosodium glutamate website...

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:31:38 No.93915162 Report

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>>93904621
>usually while protecting their eggs

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:36:19 No.93915222 Report

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>>93904795
As a beard owner, I've had to evict spiders from said beard on two separate occasions. It's okay, they're just good old boys, never meanin' no harm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:43:00 No.93915315 Report

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>>93914388
well that explains a lot in my life

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:44:50 No.93915343 Report

Quoted By: >>93915844

>>93903919
french =/= goth

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:54:30 No.93915468 Report

Quoted By: >>93916010

Hello 8oys.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 14:59:16 No.93915543 Report

Quoted By: >>93915857

Hey /co/

/a/ here, just checking in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:01:06 No.93915580 Report

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>>93908753
Wasp>ant>bee>moth>spider
Not an indoors person

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:02:53 No.93915607 Report

Quoted By: >>93917373 >>93920065

>>93903919

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:05:07 No.93915639 Report

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>>93904242
I'm scared shitleas of most insects but spiders do nothing to me, I dont get it either. Is it because they are another species?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:07:12 No.93915663 Report

Quoted By:

>>93903919
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:09:48 No.93915702 Report

Quoted By: >>93917897

>>93908753
>spider gf
>not a psychotic yangire/yandere
ONE JOB

also
>no butterfly gf
>no roach gf that spider's given traits are more suited for

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:12:21 No.93915745 Report

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>>93903919
>Goths

Wow, that's so...retro. I think my dad was one in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:12:25 No.93915747 Report

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>>93904621
roaches are the true enemy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:18:46 No.93915844 Report

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>>93915343
Indeed. There really isn't much of them left around here, been a while since i saw one.
Last i knew was a real cutie and ended up getting married at something like 24years. Long straight hair, working in visual arts and harpist as a hobby. Seems comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:19:49 No.93915857 Report

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>>93915543
Best girl by far but that's not the best picture you could have come with.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:24:13 No.93915938 Report

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>>93908753
>dazzled by bright lights (and your smile)
F-fuck

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:27:27 No.93915987 Report

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>>93904621

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:28:31 No.93916010 Report

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>>93915468
Jeez. Get a better pic.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:30:12 No.93916042 Report

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>>93903919
>spider
>kind-hearted
I am against this sort of sentimental anthropomorphism.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:37:23 No.93916195 Report

Quoted By: >>93916241 >>93916636 >>93917359 >>93917952

>Spider thread on /co/
>Half of it is pussies who think spiders are deadly hellbeasts that lay toxic exploding eggs in your ears and nostrils for no reason
>The other half is virgin weebs and /tg/ rejects who occasionally masturbate to anime girls with a few extra eyes and limbs
>No one who actually cares about spiders

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:39:30 No.93916241 Report

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>>93916195
You know it. I know it.
>>>/an/

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:52:36 No.93916487 Report

Quoted By: >>93916503 >>93916542 >>93916610

I don't get how people have arachnophobia when everyone has arachnids on their face right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:53:08 No.93916503 Report

Quoted By: >>93916542

>>93916487
Out of sight, out of mind.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:54:40 No.93916542 Report

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>>93916487
>>93916503
Yeah I could have spiders crawling over every inch of my house as long as they have the decency to stay out of sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:57:36 No.93916610 Report

Quoted By: >>93917634

>>93916487
It gets worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdAxikAv0o

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 15:58:42 No.93916636 Report

Quoted By: >>93917666

>>93916195
I care about spiders. I even kept a bold jumping spider as a pet once (RIP Webster) but
>using virgin as an insult
>on 4chan
You might as well insult people for having limbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:07:27 No.93916815 Report

Quoted By: >>93916857 >>93916933

>>93904621
Human/Spider alliance and intermarriage/breeding when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:09:07 No.93916857 Report

Quoted By: >>93916933

>>93916815
I am lazy, so pretend I just posted a WH40k reaction image.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:09:13 No.93916861 Report

Quoted By: >>93916886

>>93904621
>infinitesimally smaller than you
hah
>that can barely break your skin with it's fangs
hahahaha
>never even wants to unless it's their absolute last resort
haaaaahahahaaaa
>and probably can't even poison you badly enough to cause anything worse than an itchy spot
AHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:10:30 No.93916886 Report

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>>93916861
found the Australian

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:11:12 No.93916901 Report

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:12:57 No.93916933 Report

Quoted By: >>93916968

>>93916815
>>93916857
EMBRACE TRUE LOVE ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:13:18 No.93916945 Report

Quoted By: >>93917005

>>93913756
Basically a turian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:14:14 No.93916968 Report

Quoted By:

>>93916933
>tfw spider monmusume are the shittiest of all bug waifus, but there are still thousands of faggots who adore them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:15:20 No.93916994 Report

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Would you hire a house spider?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:15:53 No.93917005 Report

Quoted By: >>93917539 >>93917962

>>93916945
One cute Turian coming right up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:22:02 No.93917153 Report

Quoted By: >>93917210

>>93904095
>And Ms. Spider was more of a French stereotype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhA6tbF_EOM
"You little maggot
Have you never seen the moon
Gliding 'cross the western sky
A dead oak tree by the waterside
Putrid vapors rising"
Pretty goth bruv.
Also, it's kind of goth to be a spider- all that lacey webbing and blood sucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:24:55 No.93917210 Report

Quoted By: >>93917342

>>93917153
>Ladybugs eat their own young
I find this hilariously grim.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:26:17 No.93917234 Report

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>>93907577
That's some Silent Hill shit right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:28:54 No.93917281 Report

Quoted By: >>93918562

>>93906576
I still jack off to Boogie's Muffet flash on a regular basis. Have no desire to play the game, but boy howdy I wanna fill that wee spider up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:31:37 No.93917342 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917210
if any of the insects in James and The Giant Peach were like their real counter-parts they'd just have fucking ate each other immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:32:45 No.93917359 Report

Quoted By:

>>93916195
They cool, just so long as they keep to themselves, otherwise you getting the boot (either connotation applies).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:33:25 No.93917373 Report

Quoted By: >>93917432

>>93915607
>blue skin
>extra arms
>showing off slutty armpits
All she needs are some toeless socks to hit me right in all the fetishes...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:37:05 No.93917432 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917373
Don't forget her holding a 1969 Olympia SM9 Deluxe Portable Typewriter. Ohboi!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:38:57 No.93917460 Report

Quoted By:

>>93908753
>If you just ignore her, she'll go away

Goddamnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:43:24 No.93917539 Report

Quoted By: >>93917579

>>93917005
>tfw never got that DLC
>tfw you don't want to waste your time replaying any Mass Effect title

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:44:50 No.93917558 Report

Quoted By:

>>93908753
Spider for fuck-buddy, ant for wife, wasp for friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:46:03 No.93917579 Report

Quoted By: >>93917642

>>93917539
>all the Turian romance you'll ever get is that terrible fanfiction with Manly Mc.Manface in Andromeda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:46:14 No.93917585 Report

Quoted By:

>>93912605
>Kaijus are basically just assholes who came up on an Anthill and said "fucking gross!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:48:38 No.93917634 Report

Quoted By: >>93918452

>>93916610
not clicking that link nigga
don't need this so early in the morn'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:48:54 No.93917642 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917579
>play ME3 multiplayer
>fall in love with female turian vanguard
I just want a dextro cutie that doesn't need a suit to safely fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:48:55 No.93917644 Report

Quoted By:

>>93910825
....what's it called

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:49:56 No.93917666 Report

Quoted By: >>93917734

>>93916636
>Webster
That is fucking adorable.

My roomates and I named our house spider Clint, because it never let anyone in it's goddamn lawn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:50:21 No.93917676 Report

Quoted By: >>93917731 >>93917817

>>93908753
I'm dating a wasp and it's actually great, she's self sufficient and when shit goes down she's competent, only down side is she can get judgemental as shit so you gotta stay firm. Looks like the wasp too with some moth mixed in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:53:01 No.93917731 Report

Quoted By: >>93917817

>>93917676
>tfw only had wasp gfs
I always swear to go moth afterwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:53:07 No.93917734 Report

Quoted By: >>93918037

>>93917666
>My roomates and I named our house spider Clint, because it never let anyone in it's goddamn lawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:57:11 No.93917817 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917676
>>93917731
>not dating a bee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 16:58:49 No.93917845 Report

Quoted By: >>93918037 >>93918519 >>93919549

>>93908753

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:00:10 No.93917866 Report

Quoted By: >>93924413

>>93904074
Goths are surprisingly nice people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:01:56 No.93917897 Report

Quoted By: >>93917924 >>93918016

>>93915702
It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
Why would she be a psycho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:03:16 No.93917924 Report

Quoted By: >>93924299

>>93917897
>It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:04:38 No.93917952 Report

Quoted By: >>93918019 >>93918038 >>93918069

>>93916195
Alright then, what is your favorite spider?
Mine is this beauty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:05:09 No.93917962 Report

Quoted By: >>93918214

>>93917005
>The first ever female Turian we get
>You cannot romance her, she doesn't stay in your squad and she fucking dies
You cannot make up how fucking stupid Bioware are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:07:49 No.93918016 Report

Quoted By: >>93918268 >>93924235

>>93917897
>It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
if they hadn't modeled her after Jumping spiders, which are hunters.
if they wanted a spider for the THICC meme but wanted it to be a web weaver, they could have just made her an Orb Weaver grill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:07:56 No.93918019 Report

Quoted By: >>93918172

>>93917952
Pirate master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:08:47 No.93918037 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917734
>>93917845
With the advanced edition, snail for fuck-buddy, scorpion for waifu, and wasp for friendship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:08:48 No.93918038 Report

Quoted By: >>93918172

>>93917952
Honestly the coolest looking spiders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:09:53 No.93918069 Report

Quoted By: >>93918172

>>93917952
These are pretty cool too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:15:02 No.93918163 Report

Quoted By: >>93918390

http://imgur.com/a/rReV3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:15:26 No.93918172 Report

Quoted By: >>93918358

>>93918019
>>93918038
>>93918069
Can your spider live underwater?
No?
Well fuck you, this one is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:17:42 No.93918214 Report

Quoted By: >>93918264

>>93917962
I still have to see a franchise with as much potential as ME thrown in the trash this hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:20:17 No.93918264 Report

Quoted By: >>93918458 >>93920018

>>93918214
Bioware has a habit of taking great things and fucking them in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:20:33 No.93918268 Report

Quoted By: >>93918384

>>93918016
The general stereotype of spider is still "that one insect that stays on her house for most of her life"
Well, besides the "spiders are scary" one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:21:31 No.93918291 Report

Quoted By:

>>93908753
Need me a bee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:25:18 No.93918358 Report

Quoted By: >>93922779

>>93918172
>Living in gross water full of fish turds when you can just walk on it and catch your food and then leave

lmaoing out loud at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:26:44 No.93918384 Report

Quoted By: >>93918405 >>93918552

>>93918268
>like spiders enough to draw fuckable anthro spider girl
>don't give enough of a hoot to read the basic wiki article on the specific spider you're using as reference

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:27:05 No.93918390 Report

Quoted By: >>93918504 >>93918515

>>93918163
ANON WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:28:06 No.93918405 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918384
Hey man, tell that to the guy that drew it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:30:37 No.93918452 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917634
It's a music video.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:31:09 No.93918458 Report

Quoted By: >>93918515 >>93918567

>>93918264
/v/ used to have regular threads about it. Apparently firing all your good people and keeping the tumblers is a bad idea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:33:09 No.93918504 Report

Quoted By: >>93918520

>>93918390
Because it's sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:34:05 No.93918515 Report

Quoted By: >>93918538

>>93918458
God dammit that thing looks like it should be in a Tremors sequel.
>>93918390
Wha..what is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:34:15 No.93918519 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917845
S c o r p i o n

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:34:16 No.93918520 Report

Quoted By: >>93918564

>>93918504
>Because it's sexy
>Continues posting pictures of a small child
We need to talk, in my study.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:35:18 No.93918538 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918515
It's a spider doing lewd things to a guy's private parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:36:07 No.93918552 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918384
Look man, the spider was never the point for that guy. He just wanted a waifu template. That's all it ever is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:36:46 No.93918562 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917281
Spider is good, yeah?
but my dish is fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:36:46 No.93918564 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918520
Gulp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:36:48 No.93918567 Report

Quoted By: >>93921819

>>93918458
Aye. Then you have some Paki jackass that spews vitriol at white people over Twitter running the production of your Triple A project that was supposed to spring a whole new trilogy.

Call me crazy, but I kind of wanted a Batarian squad mate in Andromeda. If you look at the codex, the Batties were screwed by the council when humans showed up, and this fucked up their society as they went ultra-nationalist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:37:21 No.93918576 Report

Quoted By: >>93918599

>Noone has posted flying spiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai3gTAwssxQ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:38:15 No.93918590 Report

Quoted By: >>93918753

>tfw no love for nub-noodles

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:38:27 No.93918598 Report

Quoted By:

All this goth talk has reminded me to appreciate the fact that Homestuck is done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:38:28 No.93918599 Report

Quoted By: >>93919907

>>93918576
Technically they have considering most if not all species posted in this thread so far are known for ballooning as spiderlings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:44:43 No.93918726 Report

Quoted By: >>93918753 >>93918970 >>93918982

>>93903919

The most correct of opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:46:33 No.93918753 Report

Quoted By: >>93918798

>>93918726
God speed, Anon.
>>93918590
Needs Bobbit-Worm waifu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:49:05 No.93918798 Report

Quoted By: >>93918976

>>93918753
>remembers bobbit worms
>looks them up
>they're even scarier than I remembered
I'd be interested to see what someone could come up with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:49:25 No.93918802 Report

Quoted By: >>93918870 >>93918971 >>93919930

How come there's never been a Woman-Spider?
It's always gotta be Man-Spider
I want the misogyny to stop.
Give me some Monstrous spider women with boobs dammit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:52:39 No.93918870 Report

Quoted By: >>93918971

>>93918802
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:53:18 No.93918882 Report

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Any love for the amored titans of the sea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:58:08 No.93918970 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918726
Thanks for the PROMOTION anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:58:15 No.93918971 Report

Quoted By: >>93920192

>>93918802
>>93918870
>has to fight her spider side when it comes to mating
>the urges get stronger and stronger, etching away at her will with every pang
>every so often, she just blacks out
>wakes up covered in blood, feeling slightly bloated, filled to the brim, with the remains of her previous partner/victim strewn about
>feels horrible about doing so, but can't resist playing with herself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:58:28 No.93918976 Report

Quoted By: >>93919060

>>93918798
>a real home-body, possibly agoraphobic
>rushes any activity that has to be done outside of the house
>loves it when you bring food and stuff home for her
>sex is hard and fast, but over quickly on both parts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 17:58:43 No.93918982 Report

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>>93918726
this shouldn't have got me so hard, but it did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:02:11 No.93919060 Report

Quoted By: >>93919212

>>93918976
>really tall and slender
>quite flexible, too
>has that soft 'lean muscle sheathed in fat' kind of body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:08:15 No.93919212 Report

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>>93919060
>She can kill and eat a fish twice her size using only her teeth

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:09:26 No.93919246 Report

Quoted By: >>93920134

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:10:36 No.93919268 Report

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>>93903919
Furries project so much of their own shit onto cartoons it's not even funny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:25:17 No.93919549 Report

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>>93917845

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:34:23 No.93919705 Report

Quoted By:

All this talk of fucking monster girls, but no talking about marrying and growing old together.

What a poor excuse for fetishists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:40:00 No.93919804 Report

Quoted By:

3/10 thread, no one posted The Stalk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:44:58 No.93919907 Report

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>>93918599
someone needs to draw a qt spiderloli flying on her balloon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:45:52 No.93919930 Report

Quoted By: >>93919959

>>93918802
That's pretty much the climax of Spider-Island.
Also that Secret Wars tie-in pretty much turns all the women into Monster Girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:47:26 No.93919959 Report

Quoted By: >>93920035

>>93919930
I know expecting Ramos to know how to draw is a bit unrealistic but has he ever seen a spider? That's just a fucking Ultralisk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:48:56 No.93919999 Report

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:49:47 No.93920018 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918264
>Handing a AAA title to the Multiplayer Dev B Team.

>Expect good results.

>Da fucking hell of being surprised when its a C grade piece of shit.

Even if it does have a Turian cutie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:50:30 No.93920034 Report

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:50:39 No.93920035 Report

Quoted By:

>>93919959
Better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:52:07 No.93920065 Report

Quoted By:

>>93915607
Wonder when she's going to show back up and start hanging with in Daddy Deadpool's place.

She gets captured and Wade goes to get Peter and someone looks at him weird when he says they need to save their daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:53:57 No.93920110 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:54:55 No.93920134 Report

Quoted By: >>93920192 >>93920236

>>93919246
>ywn find true love with a black widow
>ywn have your head bitten off after giving her the best dicking in her life
>ywn be the father of many strong and healthy spider babies
Why live

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:57:39 No.93920192 Report

Quoted By: >>93920479

>>93920134
>>93918971
They were eating their mates out of stress for being filmed goddammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:57:59 No.93920200 Report

Quoted By: >>93920222 >>93920339 >>93920526 >>93922741

>Humanity finds out they are in space quarantine because they have no scruples about fucking, anything.

Are you ready to brave the space gauntlet and get to fucking for the sake of humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 18:59:04 No.93920222 Report

Quoted By: >>93920319

>>93920200
That would be a fantastic plot for a space opera comedy a-la Galaxy Quest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:00:05 No.93920236 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920134
They can't fucking bite their heads off and cannibalism only happens in captivity 95% of the time you retarded fucking /d/egenerate, if you're going to literally only put value in things that get your sorry ass off at least make an attempt to learn about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:04:09 No.93920319 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920222
Well they are letting Seth MacFarlane do another live action show that's pretty much Galaxy Quest.

So far early reviews says its one of the best TOS Trek sendups in a long time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:04:50 No.93920339 Report

Quoted By: >>93920392 >>93920526 >>93920968

>>93920200
>aliens are this scared of their daughters, sisters, and wived getting EARTHed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:07:09 No.93920392 Report

Quoted By: >>93920526 >>93920968

>>93920339
>Humans are so primitive genetically they can mate with anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:11:34 No.93920479 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920192
While it doesn't seem to happen as commonly as one would expect, I see no records of the female "stress eating" her mate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:13:48 No.93920526 Report

Quoted By: >>93920551 >>93920659 >>93920720 >>93920783 >>93921122 >>93922776

>>93920200
>>93920339
>>93920392
>humans are the niggers of the galaxy
What would their slurs for us be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:14:57 No.93920551 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920526

Sol-ut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:20:30 No.93920659 Report

Quoted By: >>93921016 >>93924542

>>93920526
"The Swarm". They don't see singular humans as actual people, since to them we look so completely instinct-driven that every single one of us on outside observation looks just like another preprogrammed drone warhead seeking to fuck something.

Only when they spend some time around is is the horrible truth revealed: they think, and they're not so stupid after all, every single one of them...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:23:09 No.93920720 Report

Quoted By: >>93920964

>>93920526
mud monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:26:31 No.93920783 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920526
Mongrel-maker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:37:00 No.93920964 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920720
Sound about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:37:09 No.93920968 Report

Quoted By: >>93921107 >>93921240 >>93922741

>>93920339
>>93920392
>Hey look at that fucking human X'ghtorp. I bet he wants to fuck us right now, the fucking freak. He doesn't even have elbow mounted genitals!
>Can you actually believe they actively mate outside their own species? How depraved can one alien get? They're a disgrace to known life in the galaxy.
>HEY HUMAN! LOOK AT MY ENGORGED SEX GLANDS! SURE WOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF YOU WERE TO GET AROUSED LIKE SOME KIND OF INTER-SPECIES PERVERT!
>OH MY MANDIBLES ARE CLEARLY SIGNALLING MY GENETIC CODE IS BOTH FERTILE AND DESIRABLE! IF ONLY THERE WERE A REAL DROMJICH HERE TO FERTILIZE MY EGG POUCH INSTEAD OF SOME FILTHY, D-DEGENERATE PSEUDO-SIMIAN, WITH HIS FRONT MOUNTED GENITALS AND HIS VESTIGIAL BODY FUR.
>I CAN BARELY STAND THE THOUGHT OF SUCH A BEAST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY MOMENT OF WEAKNESS AND PUMPING ME FULL OF HIS MORALLY OFFENSIVE YET STILL BIOLOGICALLY LEGITIMATE HALF-BREED OFFSPRING. SOOOO DISGUSTING!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:38:52 No.93921016 Report

Quoted By: >>93921108 >>93922741

>>93920659
>some races start to use humans as weapons, spreading them in enemy territory via raids of their rigged ships
>eventually, their enemy is subdued by the dong
>the few untouched that remain surrender, usshering in a new era of peace
>humans have now spread further than ever before, taking on many new characteristics due to the interbreeding
>within time, every denizen of the galaxy can trace some form of man in their heritage
>man now rules the galaxy, but discrimination becomes an issue once more
>even more interbreeding
>man is now a single homogenous race, composed of many others
>any new race that springs up gets absorbed
>we start spreading to other galaxies through star-hopping
>soon all will know of man, and his eons-old history
The murdercock cannot be stopped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:42:36 No.93921107 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920968
>They think I'm ashamed for wanting to thoroughly explore every inch of their xeno crevices and folds
They'e fucking asking for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:42:37 No.93921108 Report

Quoted By:

>>93921016
>star is tucked to the back

It's the subtle things...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:43:11 No.93921122 Report

Quoted By: >>93921152

>>93920526
Coal Burners.
Because we still use fossil fuels. Obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:44:53 No.93921152 Report

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>>93921122
Space Rockets smoking through the cosmos.

"That smell, its acrid and musty. Man is coming."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:45:06 No.93921159 Report

Quoted By:

>>93904074

>not liking goths

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:49:19 No.93921240 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920968
>WEZ GONNA MATE!!

Universe horrified to discover that humanity is always "on".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 19:51:21 No.93921283 Report

Quoted By:

>>93907577
I know that i am extremely late to the party, but try
to search on google: "Along came the spider german porn". Trust me, you won't regret it....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:06:08 No.93921578 Report

Quoted By: >>93921606

>>93904621
Sorry, but I live in an area that has a shit ton of black widows and brown recluses. I can't afford NOT to be scared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:07:38 No.93921606 Report

Quoted By: >>93921949

>>93921578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4u6SEZlbPs

And if you do manage to get bitten by some miracle of retardation you're in no risk 99% of the time unless you're old or sick or away from civilization. You have literally no excuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:12:30 No.93921708 Report

Quoted By:

I'll take the leeches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:17:08 No.93921819 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918567
ME3 would have been the perfect oppurtunity to have a Batarian squadmate. They could have been a refugee from the Reapers fucking up their system and be angry at Shepard for the events of Arrival. They could try and assassinate Shepard but turn to their side once they learn the truth about the Reapers. Then again, ME3 was a giant clusterfuck of bad ideas so I'm not really surprised they didn't do something cool like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:23:37 No.93921949 Report

Quoted By: >>93922140 >>93922305

>>93921606
I've been bitten when I was asleep by a brown recluse, I have plenty of excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:24:42 No.93921975 Report

Quoted By:

I don't know if it's been said already, but anyone starting their blog/tweet/post with "Okay but" can fuck right off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:31:20 No.93922140 Report

Quoted By: >>93922489

>>93921949
Why did you fall asleep on a brown recluse? Poor thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:38:40 No.93922305 Report

Quoted By: >>93922489

>>93921949
Well, you're alive and the spider's dead, so I'm not sure who's supposed to be the victim here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:46:29 No.93922489 Report

Quoted By: >>93922558

>>93922140
>>93922305
I don't even know where the fucker went since I just woke up with an itchy and painful blister on the back of my hand that only got worse as the week went on. For all I know it's still out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:50:02 No.93922558 Report

Quoted By: >>93922679

>>93922489
And you just knew it was a spider bite with your psychic powers, when even trained arachnologists can't tell you if it's a bite or a regular lesion just from looking at it, let alone what species it might've been?

If there's no dead spider nearby, not a spider bite. You probably got a goddamn staph infection from not showering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:55:34 No.93922679 Report

Quoted By: >>93922780

>>93922558
I've seen a brown recluse bite before, and after getting it examined by a doctor when it started getting worse he said that was the likely culprit. Not a lot of overnight and painful blisters leave a fucking indent in your skin after a week. You seem a bit over-defensive over it being a brown recluse anon. You wouldn't happen to have a reason for that, would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:57:13 No.93922712 Report

Quoted By: >>93922754 >>93922895

Honest question, but why does everyone on Twitter talk like this?

It's this weird way of typing where you never use capital letters and you're always really passive-aggressive and smug about everything. I see it every time I go on the site and everyone that's at least genuine is shat on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:58:47 No.93922741 Report

Quoted By: >>93924442

>>93920200
>>93920968
>>93921016
Can someone post the cap of that story where some fuck gets stranded for years on some shithole with some insect xeno? Story was told when they got rescued and had to talk to space customs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 20:59:39 No.93922754 Report

Quoted By:

>>93922712
Are you having a stroke anon?
This ain't twitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 21:00:42 No.93922776 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920526
muggles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 21:00:46 No.93922779 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918358
>literally BAIT just sitting on the water

I bet you go Bass to Mouth too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 21:00:46 No.93922780 Report

Quoted By: >>93924830

>>93922679
Doctors aren't trained to identify spider bites. You know that, right? A lot of the time they just dismiss relatively minor unidentifiable skin lesions as insect or spider bites. Why do you think you think that just because you saw a picture of a recluse bite on Google you can identify them when, like I said, literal professional arachnologists can't?

I'm defensive because I've worked in the field and I've had this conversation with braindead hillbillies who swear their sisterwife got bitten by one of them reck-looses so many dozens of times it's like a reflex by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 21:06:55 No.93922895 Report

Quoted By:

>>93922712
>you're always really passive-aggressive and smug about everything.
SanFran culture. The Silicon Valley is sadly in the wrong place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:04:09 No.93924091 Report

Quoted By: >>93924404

just going to drop this here, do what you will
https://vimeo.com/58081049

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:09:36 No.93924235 Report

Quoted By:

>>93918016
thicc!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:12:36 No.93924299 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917924
topkek

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:16:19 No.93924404 Report

Quoted By: >>93924728

>>93924091
So where's the scene where Ceelo and his buggy band haul a giant tablet of date-rape tablet into the lady's mouth, and he pounds his horrible mite dong into her relatively cavernous folds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:16:42 No.93924413 Report

Quoted By:

>>93917866
In my experience, they're pretentious and stuck-up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:17:54 No.93924442 Report

Quoted By:

>>93922741
Like to see this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:22:19 No.93924542 Report

Quoted By:

>>93920659
I like it

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:27:12 No.93924665 Report

Quoted By: >>93924724 >>93925126

>goth is no longer a thing except in media

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:30:11 No.93924724 Report

Quoted By: >>93924938

>>93924665
>dressing like a retard for no discernible reason is no longer a thing except in fiction
Thank god, maybe now we can all grow some taste and make sure the t-shirts we buy actually are of the right size.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:30:23 No.93924728 Report

Quoted By:

>>93924404
>horrible mite dong
not a phrase I expected to hear today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:35:53 No.93924830 Report

Quoted By:

>>93922780
Ok Mr. Totally-Not-A-Brown-Recluse, what would you suggest it would be? Brown Recluse bites have rather specific symptoms which my lesion exhibited. You don't exactly get a fucking ulcer a week after from a staph infection that randomly pops up overnight. It's not like I didn't clean it either, I put neosporin and a bandage over the bite and that thing still got worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:40:37 No.93924938 Report

Quoted By: >>93925070

>>93924724
That's more punk and hipster than goth.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:46:38 No.93925070 Report

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>>93924938
Yeah, goth just buys them two sizes too small instead of too big. Why in gods name would you dress in all black on black and paint your face with black, as a man? I mean, I give /fa/ gothninjas enough shit and they have at least the (not very solid but at least still existent) excuse that everything they buy is horrendously expensive designer clothes that they're getting to put together some kind of set. But this? Jesus.
>I dress dark because existence has no meaning / darkness surrounds me / I'M SAD
Hurgh, get fucking real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:49:24 No.93925126 Report

Quoted By: >>93925148

>>93924665
It is, you just need to know where to look.

Also there's so many different strands to the scene now that there's plenty of disagreement about what is and isn't Goth (like itt) even amongst Goths themselves. Probably more. Personally I feel like anything that's not Siouxsie Sioux / Robert Smith style punk-inspired Goth isn't real Goth, but that's just me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Jul 2017 22:50:25 No.93925148 Report

Quoted By:

>>93925126
>there's plenty of disagreement about what is and isn't Goth (like itt) even amongst Goths themselves.

As if it hasn't always been like that.

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