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Hey Fools, My name is Aku, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on akubook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was an eldritch black mass flying through the universe and consuming everything in my path, and then I ravaged your world as a giant tar pit for millions of years. What have you fools accomplished, other than “jacking off to Ashi”? I also rule the known universe, and have a foolish samurai pet (he just tried to slice at me with his magic sword; Shit was SO painful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my fool
