"Rick, you... wait, we're on the adult swim, right? Okay. Rick, you fucking little piece of shit."
"Let me just stop you right there, you pathetic less-than-a-century slave-to-physical-laws hack. You're not doing this because you think it's right, or because your grandkids are whining."
"You're doing it because that, right there? That happy couple? That's you NEVER."
"So you try to fix the broken and mend the tragic ending to get some vicarious pleasure and atone for the list of things- oh yes, Samurai, the list of things he's done... if you weren't such a dick, Rick, I'd have recruited you."
"...but you know what? Go ahead. But I want you to remember something, Rick, when you reach across a bed for someone who was never there."
"It's not the science. It's not the things you've done, really."
"It's you. It has and always will be. You're going to die alone, Rick."