“Anyway, That school year there was a transfer student. Her name was Star, and she was an actual Princess. And she was the fairytale kind of princess you read about in your storybooks too. She could do Magic, and she was from a far off place called Mewni where things like unicorn were common pets.
“She was staying with someone I absolutely loved to tease, Marco Diaz. And they got inseparable really quickly. Like, to the point where there were a couple rumors that they were dating. They weren’t true of course, but none of us would have been surprised if there was something there, especially after things started to take a turn.
“Anyway, Star had started to go through something called Mewberty, We didn’t know it at the time, but it was something like molting for her people. She started to act like a weird mix between a spider and a butterfly.
“Like, her eyes got all bugged out and looked like giant glowing hearts, two other pairs of arms sprouted out of her sides, she got wings and could spin webs made of heart shaped goop from her fingers, it was so wild, she started to capture boys and trap them in her web, she was going to eat them I’m pretty sure.”
“Janna tone it down you’re scaring her.”
“Right right. Anyway, She was acting on complete instinct, it was like there was nothing left of the girl we’d all made friends with. She ended up going after one of the last boys on campus, Oskar I think, when Marco trapped her with a volleyball net.
“Now earlier I had gotten her spellbook from Ferg, one of Star’s friends, and I’d learned a lot by feeding the guardian of the book pudding. Go figure. Anyway, He gave Marco a head’s up that fighting her and not letting her do her thing would make it nothing but worse. So Marco let her go.
“She took Oskar, car and all into the clouds, and didn’t come back. She probably ate-”
“She didn’t eat him Lizzie, don’t worry.”
“She totally ate him.”