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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 23:00:11 2016 No.87230713 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>87230733 >>87230759 >>87231795 >>87232523 >>87234965 >>87235149 >>87235291 >>87235340

Went to a preview screening.

It's shit. Probably the worst Marvel Studios movie, by a fairly significant margin. It's Green Lantern-level bad. Great visuals, but last time I checked, bad visuals can't save a terrible story, or are we going to re-evaluate Final Fantasy Kingsglaive as a masterpiece all of a sudden?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:01:23 No.87230733 Report

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>>87230713

>bad visuals can't save a terrible story

My autism is showing. I obviously meant "good visuals" there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:02:17 No.87230759 Report

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>>87230713
nice try DCuck but this is the best mcu movie yet

three words: hella f*cking epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:16:06 No.87231040 Report

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such an in depth opinion, I'm totally not going to see it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:19:38 No.87231116 Report

Quoted By: >>87231822 >>87232523 >>87233135 >>87234741 >>87235206 >>87235294 >>87235657

Every critic is already so deep into disney's bribery that his movie is a scandal waiting to happen.

Its a horrible movie but seeing how the media will be praising it makes you really sick of the entire industry.

Dont watch it. Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:20:57 No.87231139 Report

Quoted By: >>87231573 >>87231754

Saw a early screening tonight, comparing this movie with Green Lantern is the biggest faggotry

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:38:12 No.87231523 Report

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Remember you're a racist if you go see this movie, but it's okay if you pirate it to fight the system!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:40:24 No.87231573 Report

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>>87231139
this

It can be bad but I doubt it's Green Lantern bad

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:40:35 No.87231577 Report

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Well now I feel justified going to see the movie high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:47:45 No.87231754 Report

Quoted By: >>87231930 >>87232523 >>87232528

>>87231139

>completely superfluous romance plot
>dialogue so corny you could serve it on the cob
>constant "jokes" every 5 seconds
>boring shitty villain that's just a pawn for a characterless CGI monster

nope, no similarities to Green Lantern whatsoever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:49:26 No.87231795 Report

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>>87230713
It's going to be hilarious when this shit flops. Once again confirming why the man-children who still read comic books are barely more than marginalized caricatures of themselves. But instead of admitting you've become the most beta of betas, you'll complain for years how "good it was" and how "tasteless" the general public is in desperate attempts to try and divert away the soul crushing realization that you've wasted your lives on mind-numbing drivel originally designed to entertain teenage boys.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:50:33 No.87231822 Report

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>>87231116
>Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:55:23 No.87231930 Report

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>>87231754

>Superfluous romance plot ?

She's there for 3 scenes max, plot is a big word for a kiss on the cheek from a character that has like less than 10 min screentime from an already established relationship.

>Constant jokes every 5 seconds ?

Do you prefer the quipsfest from AoU ? It's exagerrated.

>boring villain

Like every damn cape movie sherlock

>Corny dialogue

A few sarcasms of Strange are a bit cringy I'll give you that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:56:34 No.87231957 Report

Quoted By: >>87232185 >>87233807

Im seeing this meme a lot but Green Lantern didn't even get praised for its visuals. In fact the visuals in Green Lantern was something that was often brought up as one of the worst aspects of the movie.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:58:25 No.87232008 Report

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>>87231930

> She's there for 3 scenes max, plot is a big word for a kiss on the cheek from a character that has like less than 10 min screentime from an already established relationship.

You know you really are just making my point for me, guy.

> Do you prefer the quipsfest from AoU ? It's exagerrated.

This was worse than AoU.

> Like every damn cape movie sherlock

Exactly. So when this asshole is so boring it's worth mentioning, you know this movie fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 23:59:33 No.87232036 Report

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It's a shame that this will be about as bad as Green Lantern was, but still make money just because it has the Marlel logo on it.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:01:45 No.87232099 Report

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>old DCfan goal
>man DC movies are going to fucking murder Marvel movies, just you wait!

>new DCfan goaol
>this Marvel movie is just as bad as our movies! Its not even better, they're both bad!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:04:58 No.87232185 Report

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>>87231957
They're only comparing it to Green Lantern because the first rotten review on RT mentioned Green Lantern. That's literally the only reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:06:34 No.87232225 Report

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>>87232099
Nice damage control.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:11:32 No.87232399 Report

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Saw it earlier. Was alright. A good cast and good visuals, but the writing was pretty shit.

If I was to rate it against other Marvel movies I'd say its in the mid tier, ahead of shit like IM2, Thor 2, AoU etc. but below the real good stuff like Winter Soldier and IM1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:13:33 No.87232457 Report

Quoted By: >>87235612

That meme about Strange is as much shitty as GL is ridiculous. It's such bait.

I liked a lot Doc Strange, I can respect that you don't like it but the movie is unique, it's nothing like GL. And I'm a fan of the universe of the GL comics just like Doctor Strange but come on, but people that says both are equally shitty don't have an ounce of judgement in their head, or they are from an another earth of the multiverse where GL is a different movie :p

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:15:17 No.87232523 Report

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>>87230713
>>87231116
>>87231754
>>87231795
>>87232036
This. Marvel movies are objectively shit yet they will always get fresh ratings and good reviews because the mouse bribes critics to write good reviews about this schlock. Maybe one day comic book movies will be serious again instead of being filled with quips like the Marvel Shitematic Universe

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:15:22 No.87232528 Report

Quoted By: >>87232611 >>87232860 >>87233766

>>87231754
I refuse to believe that Marvel would be retarded enough to waste Based Mads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:17:30 No.87232611 Report

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>>87232528
MCU villains are one actor wasted after another.

Starting with Jeff Bridges, who was literally wasted during the making of IM1.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:18:14 No.87232644 Report

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>>87232099
>Its not even better, they're both bad!

This is what dubfags say now when they shit on usually siperior japanese voice acting. It's pathetic

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:20:00 No.87232728 Report

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I can't honestly believe someone could think this was shit and like, like, Cap 1 or the Thor movies or Iron Man movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:22:14 No.87232794 Report

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Wow DCfags have become super bitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:23:50 No.87232840 Report

Quoted By: >>87233905 >>87235394

>>87232611
Jeff Bridges was fucking great. He was actually menacing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:24:15 No.87232860 Report

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>>87232528

Believe it, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:26:35 No.87232914 Report

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Goddamn. This shit jumped from a 6.5 to a 7.2 in a matter of days. Can't wait to see how well it does on release.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:33:12 No.87233135 Report

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>>87231116
>Dont watch it. Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December

You tried so hard senpai!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:37:22 No.87233255 Report

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>>87231930
Note how there's no refutation for the villain being a pawn of a characterless CGI monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:47:19 No.87233585 Report

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>>87233255
Because you're a clueless fuck that's never read a Strange comic to know how Dormammu works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:49:02 No.87233638 Report

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>>87233135
>>Dont watch it. Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December
>You tried so hard senpai!

holy shit, dcucks so crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:52:48 No.87233766 Report

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>>87232528
Look at all the stellar actors they've gotten to play villains. Now look at how many you remember. It's sad.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:53:43 No.87233787 Report

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>mfw Carlyle's big break still isn't here

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:54:28 No.87233807 Report

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>>87231957
The only bad visuals in GL were the CGI costume. Oa and the aliens were pretty bitchin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:57:01 No.87233905 Report

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>>87232840
no he wasnt, i barely remember him

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:57:18 No.87233917 Report

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FUCK. I tease my friend who is a DCuck about how shit his fav Snyder movies are. Do NOT give these fucks ammo against Marvel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:57:46 No.87233925 Report

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Is Shuma Gorath hinted at, outright shown, or neither of the above?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:04:17 No.87234158 Report

Quoted By: >>87234244

>>87233917
>being a literal consolewarfag

>>>/v/ is that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:07:51 No.87234244 Report

Quoted By: >>87234276

>>87234158
it's less a war and more of a slaughter. There's no fight to call it a war

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:08:55 No.87234276 Report

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>>87234244
You must be 18 or older to post here.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:27:10 No.87234741 Report

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>>87231116
>Dont watch it. Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December
HOLY SHIT you better being baiting because that literally sounds like an ad just cummed into your god damn mouth and you're gurgling it out as if nothing happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:36:14 No.87234965 Report

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>>87230713
>It's shit.

Stopped reading right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:43:16 No.87235149 Report

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>>87230713
>Guardians of the Galaxy is gonna get screwed up and it's going to be sooooo bad!
>Oh. W-well that one got lucky! Age of Ultron is the END of the Marvel Cinematic Universe!
>O-okay...well, Ant-Man will be for sure!
>N-no? Oh, um...h-how about Civil War? Yeah, you dumb normies won't like that!
>...errr, I, uh...well, it's okay, because Dr. Strange is the END of the MCU!

Listen, nigger. 495724 wrongs don't make a right. Just because DC has better comics than they do movies doesn't mean that you have to sotp believing in them.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:46:02 No.87235206 Report

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>>87231116
>Dont watch it. Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:48:15 No.87235264 Report

Quoted By: >>87235427

That's all the Chinese need for it to "succeed" is good effects. Look at Transformers for that.

Not only will it succeed but they'll at minimum make their money back for the sheer fact of Chinese themes in it. Chinese love their great effects and Chinese pandering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:49:15 No.87235291 Report

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>>87230713
>last time I checked, bad visuals can't save a terrible story,

It worked for the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:49:18 No.87235294 Report

Quoted By: >>87235569

>>87231116
>Save your money for the Suicide Squad Extended Edition BluRay coming in December

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:51:20 No.87235340 Report

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>>87230713
>>>/tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:51:43 No.87235351 Report

Quoted By: >>87238143

It basically hits the same beats as the first Iron Man movie, but with magic and psychedelic drugs instead of robots and alcohol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:53:11 No.87235383 Report

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This is what happen when you whitewash everything you fucking piece of shit. They could have just made the Ancient One a fucking chinese in China but nooooo. It must be a fucking white women who knows every ancient asian magic shit. Go fuck yourself marvel.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:53:37 No.87235394 Report

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>>87232840
I didn't even notice he was Jeff Bridges

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:55:03 No.87235427 Report

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>>87235264
Transformers is kino you pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:01:21 No.87235569 Report

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>>87235294
Imma need some sauce on this, my man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:03:05 No.87235612 Report

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>>87232457
They should give you a few extra fractions of a dollar for that post, anon. You tried harder than most without being obnoxious

Keep it up and you might make a prof shill yet.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:05:20 No.87235657 Report

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>>87231116

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:05:31 No.87238143 Report

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>>87235351
As long as Cummerbund lives the part as well as RDJ fit into Tony Stark, that's fine by me.

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