One Friday evening, it was pouring rain outside. Lana wanted to take her pet lizard Izzy out for a walk, something she loved doing, but the weather was less-than conductive to it. "Aw man, when's this rain gonna let up?" she sighed, looking out the window. "Probably not for the rest of the evening." Lisa replied. "You see, we have a warm front passing through the area which generally brings precipitation of long dur..." "Save it for science class, nerd." Lana scowled. "Philistine." Lisa said as she walked out of the room.
About five minutes later however, the rain began to slow. "Alright!" Lana exclaimed. She went over to Izzy's cage and carefully took him out. "It's walkey time!" she said, slipping the lizard's collar and leash on. As the two headed outside, she could see that only a few stray droplets were still coming down. The ground was all wet and trees and shrubs dripping with rainwater. A distinct smell of rotting, wet leaves could be detected in the air.
Back at home, Luna was watching a docu about punk rock on VH1. "After Rocket To Russia, it was one of the best albums I ever..." Just then, Lori came into the room. "Buzz off, I want to watch a movie." "Fuck you, all you watch is 16 And Pregnant reruns." Luna said huffily. "Besides, you're such a slut I'm surprised you didn't become one of the girls on there." "Ohhhhh, you said a bad word! I'm telling Mom! Unless you let me on the..." "Say, where's Lana?" Luna interjected. "Heard her say she was gonna walk her lizard outside or something. Now let me..." "Wait a minute, why is a 6 year old walking in the rain outside alone at night?" Luna said, wide-eyed. "Hell do I know. Nor do I particularly care for that matter. I have a show to watch." Lori said sourly. "Don't you even care a little bit about your own sister?" Luna said in shock." "Nah, I haven't given a flying fuck since Lynn was born. I saved you from sticking a fork in an electric outlet when you were 3 and that was enough for me." replied Lori.
