>>82614497What bothers me is these directors and writers just HAVE to know what's good and what's not, so WHY do they keep writing shitty movies!? By now the formula is well established! It's there for everyone to see!! WHY DO THESE SHITTY MOVIES KEEP BEING MADE!?!?
"Okay, so we want to make a blockbuster awesome movie that'll make us a lot of money! What do we do!?"
"Let's put a lot of action and violence in it! Kids love action and violence!"
"Let's put a lot of sexualization in it! Kids love sexualization!"
"Well we did all of that in our previous movies,and they got shitty sales and bad reviews!"
"What!? How did it get shitty sales!? People will go watch shitty movies so long as it looks cool, and they don't know before hand that it'll be shitty. That's why we pump millions in commercial advertisements!!"
"Yeah, but reviewers from all around watch the movie and give it low reviews. They keep talking about lame things, like how there's no plot, or that the characters are flat and boring."
"HUH!? Nobody watches action movies for the story or the characters! They want explosions, and sexy ninja chicks in latex beating up robots and stuff. This is America."
"YEAH! I mean we're talking about total idiots here! I didn't attend Cal Arts for years worth of training in educating people only to be told by others what they actually want!! They want what I TELL them they want!!! Cal Arts told me so!!!"
"Dooohh I wish we could somehow stop those reviewers from informing others on how terrible our movie is...they're infringing upon our ability to steal money from stupid teenagers and neckbeard losers!!"
"The first amendment protects those reviewers."
"OH POPPYCOCK everyone knows the first amendment exists only as a way for us to say whatever we want so Christian parents can't stop us from making shitty sexy movies!! Whoever said it also protects their rights!?!?"
"We need to hire more Jews! That'll fix things."
