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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 00:07:01 2016 No.81751260 View Reply Original Report

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What did Marvel mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:31:04 No.81752108 Report

Quoted By: >>81752887

>>81751260
>Not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual)
He isn't, unless he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:44:47 No.81752649 Report

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>>81751260
Spiderman is for kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:46:04 No.81752696 Report

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>>81751260
So we can confirm that Miles Morales is in fact a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:46:58 No.81752736 Report

Quoted By: >>81753897

>>81751260
I remember when this list of traits leaked and twitter went "omg, marvel wants spider-man to be boring"

Apparently you can't be fun unless you're a drunk junkie faggot who tortures people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:48:04 No.81752774 Report

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>>81752696
Seems pretty obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:50:48 No.81752887 Report

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>>81752108
They mean Peter Parker can't be gay, but if the Jacob Jackson Spider-Man from an alternate universe was gay and that's the Spidey they're using for the movie, then he could be gay. I know Jacob Jackson is not a real character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:54:04 No.81753029 Report

Quoted By: >>81757264

>>81752696
Do we need to confirm it? Are we under the assumption that every single Marvel character is having sex one way or another all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:55:39 No.81753102 Report

Quoted By: >>81753181 >>81755148

>male
>not a homosexual
Hooo boy, wait until Tumblr sees this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:57:20 No.81753181 Report

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>>81753102
This was months ago, Anon. They saw it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:58:21 No.81753242 Report

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>>81753181
>They
Watch your pronouns, scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:59:36 No.81753310 Report

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>>81751260
It means Spidey is above the Influence. He's not going out swinging while drunk, he doesn't Vape like a douchebag, and he's not spinning spiderwebs like those "spiders exposed to mood altering substances" pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 00:59:41 No.81753316 Report

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>>81753242
You forgot to call me "cishet".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:01:08 No.81753382 Report

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>>81751260
Who here /could be spiderman/?

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:02:58 No.81753468 Report

Quoted By: >>81753649 >>81754151 >>81755228

>Does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16

So 16 is clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:03:16 No.81753484 Report

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>>81753382
I cant restrict myself to PG-13, I believe in freedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:04:52 No.81753582 Report

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>>81753310
>spiders exposed to mood altering substances"
https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:06:18 No.81753649 Report

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>>81753468

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:10:00 No.81753805 Report

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>>81752887
It means he can't act gay while wearing the costume unless he really is gay.

So basically no mocking gay people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:12:06 No.81753897 Report

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>>81752736
>Apparently you can't be fun unless you're a drunk junkie faggot who tortures people
/co/ has been sucking Frank Castle's dick for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:14:21 No.81754015 Report

Quoted By: >>81759424

>>81751260
>don't make him gay unless the comics do first

DELETE THIS BENDIS MIGHT BE LURKING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:17:29 No.81754151 Report

Quoted By: >>81754319 >>81756060 >>81756594 >>81757815

>>81753468
Why wouldn't it be? Do you live in a shithole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:21:31 No.81754319 Report

Quoted By: >>81756060

>>81754151
Whats up with Texas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:35:55 No.81754979 Report

Quoted By: >>81755179

>>81751260
what are the asterisks? also is there a fuller version of this? it looks like part of a larger document

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:40:04 No.81755148 Report

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>>81753102
I bristled at "male," but since "Man" is right there in the name it's sort of a lost cause anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:40:38 No.81755179 Report

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>>81754979
It is. There's another part of it that limits who could be Spider-Man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:41:41 No.81755228 Report

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>>81753468
As shitty as PalComix is I still feel obligated to request a source link for potential keks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:43:26 No.81755321 Report

Quoted By: >>81755450 >>81755714

>>81751260
the wording on the gay thing seems to imply a situation where Peter is straight but Spider-Man is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:46:01 No.81755450 Report

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>>81755321
I think they mean something like Peter being straight, but acting really camp in the costume to be funny. So basically, no Rawhide Kid situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:51:31 No.81755714 Report

Quoted By: >>81759533

>>81755321
I'm pretty sure it means that Fox can't make a gay Spider-Man, but if Marvel makes one first, they can use him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 01:59:13 No.81756060 Report

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>>81754319
>>81754151
The law is iffy here.
The age of consent is 17.
However,the minimum age is 14 with an age differential of 3 years. So those who are at least 14 years of age can legally have sex with those less than 3 years older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:00:37 No.81756130 Report

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>>81752696
of course he is

he kept a hamburger in his pants for like 2 months straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:11:27 No.81756594 Report

Quoted By: >>81757167 >>81757254 >>81758788

>>81754151
I'm Mexican and those consent ages are bullshit
or maybe not, but I will not risk it

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:16:04 No.81756793 Report

Quoted By: >>81757413 >>81757621

>>81751260
But he did have sex before the age of 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:16:21 No.81756811 Report

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I like this. Is there more of these for other characters?

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:22:15 No.81757080 Report

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>>81751260
>Male
>Not a homosexual

Damn patriarchy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:24:15 No.81757167 Report

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>>81756594
>implying laws apply to us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:26:04 No.81757254 Report

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>>81756594
>Mexico
>A legal system
Nice try Senor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:26:24 No.81757264 Report

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>>81753029
I assume that for pretty much everyone that isn't me.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:29:46 No.81757413 Report

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>>81756793

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:30:57 No.81757455 Report

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>>81751260
>Does sell/distribute illegal drugs
>tfw we will never get a comic about The Spider-Pusher

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:35:09 No.81757621 Report

Quoted By: >>81758564

>>81756793
He didn't have sex. Sex was had. But he was not participating.

It's like, if someone else drives your car. But your car is your boipussy. It feels wrong, even if everything works afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:38:20 No.81757759 Report

Quoted By: >>81758905

>>81752696
>Kamala will never ever fuck with any character
I have mixed feelings about this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:39:36 No.81757815 Report

Quoted By: >>81758384

>>81754151
>13
>12
What kind of sick shit is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:52:55 No.81758384 Report

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>>81757815
>central-america
Well there's your answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:57:14 No.81758564 Report

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>>81757621
>It's like, if someone else drives your car. But your car is your boipussy.
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 02:59:22 No.81758673 Report

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>>81753382
>not homosexual
Bi master race wins again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:01:48 No.81758788 Report

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>>81756594
is consent, yes you can have sex with a 12/13 year old, but she must be consent about it, and for that the parents muse agree.

the problem is that the shit girls in mexico, (17 or under) if you break with them or simple bored them just call and said you rape them and go directly to jail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:03:09 No.81758841 Report

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>>81753805
You are groundbreakingly retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:04:38 No.81758905 Report

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>>81757759
Kamala is not for sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:06:03 No.81758962 Report

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>>81753382
>smoke
>gay
>pain fetish
>curse like a sailor
>recovering alcoholic
>lost virginity at 15

I lost hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:08:46 No.81759069 Report

Quoted By: >>81759365

>>81753382

My occasionally use of fuck, shit, and "Mother fucking witch tits!" takes me out of the running.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:11:31 No.81759172 Report

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So 30 year old Spiderman dating 16 year old MJ is okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:16:09 No.81759365 Report

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>>81759069
Chronicle was full of shits and it was PG13. You can say fuck once a movie as long as you aren't referring to sex with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:17:44 No.81759424 Report

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>>81754015
Bendis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:20:40 No.81759533 Report

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>>81755714
This. No OCDONUTSTEEL Spidergays.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:21:37 No.81759576 Report

Quoted By: >>81759884

>Spider-Man is not gay
Based Marvel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:28:11 No.81759884 Report

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>>81759576
No it says Spider-Man is not gay unles Marvel has shown his alter ego as Gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 03:30:18 No.81759994 Report

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>>81752887
I WANNA FUG JAKE JACK SPIDEY

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