>>120191536You are the worst commerical Ive seen. You constantly play on my damn tv, the animation is hideous and the characters look like seal dick. And to add insult to injury, you play the most annoying goddamn song. And you're such a sponge. Youre ad execs are hacks, you always say "Oh, I'll get youre subway," but my food never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who thought youre dumbass ad was genius. Yeah, I may be a mcdonalds employee, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a quarter pounder and then lecture them with why PETA is full of intellectuals. They arent! Theyre stupid coons! And that's why you like them so much, theyre you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great animator even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known pixar didn't animate this ad. They would've known pregnant bitches legs don't bent like that. And I think what I hate most about you is the nigga on the ad is wearing socks with sandles how we should "big deals make you boogie," how doordash is full of fags, how world hunger is the biggest tragedy in the world. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at uber eats, grubhub. Never seen you deliver that much food. You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, being a smug faggot doesnt make you Ronald mcdonald! Oh, wait! You don't believe in mcdonalds, or any fast food for that matter, because "fast food is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You shit in my salad twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your shit in my burger! Remember you pissed in my lemonade? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Grubhub. Your commerical is just a big, sad, obese fucking bore.
Ill see you grubhub, thanks for the fucking burger
