"We don't mean any offense, young miss... it's just that certain body types don't appeal to our clientele, and your... surprisingly robust physique wouldn't quite fit in. On the other hand, I *do* have a colleague at a bakery/diner in town, and I can put in a good word for you. Here's his card."
"...Oh, Pie!: Lollies and Other Sweet Little Things?"
"You'd be absolutely perfect there, my dear."