>>114175472A few years ago I had a /co/ dream. I was trying to stop some evil villainess who seemed to be inspired by Cinder from Rwby. She was breeding these little slimes and selling them as pets, but secretly the slimes had a highly addictive substance that was absorbed through the skin so once you touched one, all you wanted to do was cuddle and play with your slime, losing all interest in anything else.
I was batman, and I was leading the teen titans on a mission to stop this, the five from the show as well as two new characters; Mud, a girl who could control and turn into mud, and a boy with unspecified powers only known as Jimmy.
We made an assault on the slime headquarters, they all went off to do their parts and I dropped in through the ceiling, landing on a platform floating in the middle of a huge empty warehouse, the floor of which was deeply flooded. I spotted Cinder up on a catwalk and demanded she tell me where they were manufacturing the slimes. "Where do you think?" she asked, and I realized the water was a giant holding tank of millions of slimes as the water gathered and rose up in one spot, eclipsing the sun from the window, before crashing down on me as a wave. I pulled my Bat-boogie-board out of my belt and rode the wave for a time, but was still pulled under. Then I remembered "Wait, I'm Batman, I can hold my breath for like an hour!" and swam down to the floor, escaping through a hatch.
I then regrouped with Jimmy, who I found was the only titan not capture or addicted to the slimes now. I began to think of a new plan of action when I turned around to see Jimmy looking at me blankly while just holding a slime in his bare hands. I lamented the loss of my team as he went off to play with his pet slime.
Distraught, I approached a crowd of people waiting in line at the slime store and yelled "People you have to listen, slimes are evil!" to which a man holding a D&D monster manual responded "Nah dude, slimes are neutral"
I woke up mad.
