>>113940503Kek. I shouldn't find this as funny as I do. I remember that thread making me get out the same action figure and I noticed the wobbly black paint outlining the eyes and the tiny splashes of red coming off the nose like a kid not being able to stay inside the lines while enjoying a coloring book. Then I realised, shit, this probably was painted by a kid. Some poor little Chinese bastard being forced to paint these Danger dolls day after day, but instead of enjoyment it's just a gradual build up to bitter hatred after having to look his dumb eyepatched ass and his shit eating smirk for the millionth time. The kid probably started to crack, slightly screwing up the paint, but he doesn't give a shit because Danger Mouse means nothing but hardship and agony to him and he resents the faggot destined to purchase the white wreck. He slaves away all day every day for one (1) ¥yuan a week, just so some autist can take this kid's hard work, nut on its ass and claim it's a light reflection
I'm sure little Xi Ping, as he toils away in the sweatshop, would be proud to know someone appreciates his work. By inadvertently cum tributing it
