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Taika Waititi's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 23:29:30 2020 No.113610026 View Reply Original Report

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Well this is unexpected.

Will it be based, /co/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:30:44 No.113610050 Report

Quoted By: >>113610188 >>113611003 >>113611210 >>113612821

>>113610026
Progressive garbage like Jojo Rabbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:31:22 No.113610054 Report

Quoted By: >>113610417

Is it animation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:32:33 No.113610071 Report

Quoted By: >>113610095

How many dumb cinematic universes are we going to have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:33:46 No.113610095 Report

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>>113610071
As many as possible until the trend collapses on itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:36:42 No.113610135 Report

Quoted By: >>113610162 >>113610187 >>113611100 >>113611308 >>113612495

Will they actually adapt the sequel this time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:37:16 No.113610142 Report

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>>113610026
>mumblebumble humor
>regular words but a X guy
yeah...it was substandard trash that reddit thinks is funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:37:33 No.113610148 Report

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>>113610026
will Charlie and Mr.Wonka have a sexual relationship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:38:29 No.113610162 Report

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>>113610135
i really hope so its batshit crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:39:18 No.113610174 Report

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>>113610026
So like the Third adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Not counting that Tom and Jerry shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:39:52 No.113610187 Report

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>>113610135
You're setting the bar too high and knowing Netflix it would almost certainly be a disappointment. How would they deal with the Vermicious K'nids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:39:52 No.113610188 Report

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>>113610050
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MUH FUEHRER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:40:08 No.113610192 Report

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>>113610148
No but the Oompa Loompas will now be unironical slave labor.

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:42:33 No.113610230 Report

Quoted By: >>113610279 >>113610350

>>113610187

None of the other golden ticket holders will die (probably just be kicked out of the chocolate factory)

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:45:42 No.113610279 Report

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>>113610230

Sorry, thought you misspelt Veronica Salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:46:29 No.113610291 Report

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>>113610026
Great. Now Charlie takes it up the butt and Wonka fights the Church.

Pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:47:31 No.113610305 Report

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>>113610026
Leave Charlie and the Chocolate Factory alone. Nothing will ever beat the original movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:49:21 No.113610338 Report

Quoted By: >>113610417

>>113610026
Will it be animated?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:49:56 No.113610350 Report

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>>113610230
None of them die in the book either, dumbass.

>>113610279
>Veronica Salt
Bro, c'mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:55:24 No.113610417 Report

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>>113610054
>>113610338

Yes, hence why CARTOONbrew is covering it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 23:57:22 No.113610445 Report

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>>113610192
Weren't they always?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:05:18 No.113610570 Report

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>>113610445
Basically. Loompaland is so shit that they're way better off even acting as guinea pigs for Wonka's fucked up candy experiments, but yeah, essentially slaves getting paid in chocolate. They get a pension and retirement benefits in addition to free healthcare, but given the weird shit prototype Wonka goods do to a body, they need it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:08:32 No.113610614 Report

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>>113610026
>Blueberry scene again
Please no
This world needs to be spared of degeneracy like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:09:33 No.113610628 Report

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>>113610026
Taika will play a hoompa loompa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:09:40 No.113610631 Report

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>>113610417
But will it be GOOD animation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:11:50 No.113610653 Report

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>>113610192
>>113610570
People will probably complain this is perpetuating the stereotype of the immigrant or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:19:53 No.113610743 Report

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>>113610614
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:28:46 No.113610847 Report

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>>113610614
I swear this is why it keeps getting made.
The bastards who have the fetish desperately need to perpetuate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:38:18 No.113610987 Report

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>>113610628
Could you even use oompa loompas anymore? Aren't they literally a tribe of African pygmies being used for slave labor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:39:16 No.113611003 Report

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>>113610050
There were more Nazi's who were decent people in that film than there were in any other film
How's that for progressive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:41:00 No.113611025 Report

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>>113610987
Fictionally, I think it was more akin to a South American or a Polynesian group

South American most likely being the best choice as the film concerns Chocolate

But of course, hey, maybe we shouldn't get our panties in a twist concerning how a made up group of people exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:45:59 No.113611100 Report

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>>113610135
Wasn't this book basically Alien?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:48:50 No.113611140 Report

Quoted By: >>113611318

>>113610026
Do we really need another Charlie and the Chocolate factory? The story has been done enough times already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:53:45 No.113611204 Report

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>>113611100
First half yeah. Glass Elevator goes to space, finds out the world's first space hotel has been colonized by sheapeshifitng aliens, they try to kill them all before the POTUS nukes them. Second half the grandparents take deaging candy, one of them de-ages so much she is unborn and they have to go to the afterlife to age her back up. They do it so hard she ends up being 300 years old and remembers sailing over on the Mayflower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:54:01 No.113611210 Report

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>>113610050
I can’t believe it’s gotten so bad to the point where you can’t make a movie that has as vanilla a message as “Nazi bad” Without people assuming it’s anti-trump propaganda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 00:56:22 No.113611249 Report

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>>113610174
Plus we have had lots and lots of individual tv parodies like Futurama, Family Guy, Dexter's Laboratory,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:00:30 No.113611308 Report

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>>113610135
i loved how utterly fucking insane the sequel was

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:00:37 No.113611310 Report

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>>113611210
>that "controversy" over killing nazis Wolfenstein II
This truly is a clown world

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:01:00 No.113611318 Report

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>>113611140
>Do we really need X again.
Humanity has been retelling the same stories for thousands of years, modifying and repacking them to sell to a new public.
It is not that we need it, it's just what we're gonna fucking get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:02:34 No.113611338 Report

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>>113611204
What a trip

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:23:42 No.113611643 Report

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>>113610026
So, which one of the kids will be black? Are any of them redheads in the book? Who am I kidding, it'll be Wonka himself. But
>Series
Is there really enough material to make into a series?

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:24:37 No.113611661 Report

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>>113610026
Inflation fetishists be like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:45:44 No.113611946 Report

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>>113610174
In fairness, the original movie was a poor adaptation of the book, and the second one was trying to be something similar to both the book and the original movie but failed at both. We have never gotten a good adaptation of the actual story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:50:53 No.113612035 Report

Quoted By: >>113612096

Do we really need this? Is this necessary? Were people truly disappointed with either version that we need a series?

What else can honestly be added to this already? Is someone gonna be trans? Is a parent gonna be gay? What need is there to retell this story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:52:35 No.113612067 Report

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>>113610631
No, hence why Cartoonbrew is covering it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 01:54:03 No.113612096 Report

Quoted By: >>113612477

>>113612035
>What else can honestly be added to this already
Most of the plot from the actual book. A ton of stuff from the factory is cut out of both movie versions.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:10:31 No.113612316 Report

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>>113610026
>The Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:17:09 No.113612402 Report

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>>113611661
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:21:36 No.113612467 Report

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If by some fucking miracle this "cinematic universe" actually sticks, maybe they'll double down on how hilariously stupid it all is and officially integrate Snowpiercer into the greater canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:22:22 No.113612477 Report

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>>113612096
While each movie adds its own sub-plot, Wilder's version with Slugworth and Depp's with Willy's father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:22:52 No.113612484 Report

Quoted By: >>113612983

>>113612316
Wasn't there a BFG movie somewhat recently that was terrible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:23:47 No.113612495 Report

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>>113610135
Most likely never, so long as the Dahl estate continues to honor Roald's request that the sequel book never be adapted.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:31:57 No.113612619 Report

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>>113610026
Remember when Taika Waititi wanted to do ANOTHER animated tale about a weird rich guy who invited children into his place?
https://www.indiewire.com/2017/02/bubbles-stop-motion-film-michael-jackson-chimp-taika-waititi-dan-harmon-1201781878/

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:34:11 No.113612650 Report

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>>113610026
>Its the next hour after the end of the first movie.
>Its actually more realistic. The Loompas are just New Zealanders, the children really did have horrible accidents, but it's just a regular candy factory/development facility.
>Movie conflict happens when a government health and safety inspector comes in.
>Inspector is Rachel House.
>Lots of low key humor.
>Probably Watiki's last major Hollywood film after Love and Thunder bombs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:36:14 No.113612686 Report

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>>113610148

He's a Peter File, Charlie!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:39:05 No.113612725 Report

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>>113610026
>cinematic universe
I want this to fucking die

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:40:47 No.113612754 Report

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>>113610026
Best we can hope for is a green eggs and ham-like adaptation.

But when will his best book get an adaptation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:43:26 No.113612790 Report

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>>113612619
Blame HBO and its documental.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:43:37 No.113612792 Report

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>>113612619
>Muh gimme safe cock documentary
>Muh RadarOnline

Eat a Dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:45:23 No.113612821 Report

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>>113610050
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:48:47 No.113612874 Report

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>>113610187
Probably, but I will forever appreciate if they do take the effort to try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:55:42 No.113612983 Report

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>>113612484
yep

The Witches and The Twits would be cool to see animated. Matilda is prefect with the movie it already has. C&tCF has had enough versions, between original, new live action and the tom & Jerry one.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 02:58:08 No.113613020 Report

Quoted By: >>113613179

>Netflix
Here's your Wonka bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Mar 2020 03:09:33 No.113613179 Report

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>>113613020
>TIME TO DELIVER A WONKA BAR!

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