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Anonymous Fri 10 May 17:08:02 2019 No.107493726 View Reply Original Report

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>What if Superman was evil?
>This villain is going to psychologically torture and break Batman!
>Uh-oh, Spider-Man is poor/broke again!
>Wolverine lost his healing factor!
>The villain is fucking with The Punisher's dead family somehow!

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:18:44 No.107493901 Report

Quoted By: >>107494429 >>107494570 >>107495381 >>107495989 >>107496006

>Alright Scott, what have you got for us? Remember we need something big and innovated.
>Okay, so there is an evil justice league, right?
>ah yes, the crime syndicate, I’m excited, please, continue
>Crime who? No no, these guys are from the dark Multiverse!!
>So, just an evil universe within the Multiverse?
>no no, it’s a whole separate Multiverse and it’s all dark
>doesn’t Multiverse cover all -
>shut up man, why are you being like that!? Anyway, the justice league, they are evil, and Batman.
>what?
>they are all Batman, but he’s got the powers of all of the JL members!!
>Uhh, I’m afraid to ask, but what about their version of Batman?
>that’s the best part!! He’s The Joker!!!
>sigh....what else have we go
>Mr. King is currently working on Heroes in Crisis
>....fucking bloody hell, alright, fine Scott, when can you have this done?
>it’s already done!! Yeah, I wrote this back when I was like 14.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:23:03 No.107493971 Report

Quoted By: >>107495381

>>107493726
>Barry! You have to run faster!!
>Daredevil loses another girl
>oh no! Reed is ignoring his family in favour of science!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:31:45 No.107494117 Report

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>>107493726
>the thing wants to feel human
>it was the green goblin the whole time
>another goblin looking motherfucker
>symbiote
>"Tha serum"
>poisoned and looking for antidote
>Xavier is dead!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:48:25 No.107494429 Report

Quoted By: >>107494521

>>107493901
It's called the multiverse, not the omniverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:49:38 No.107494450 Report

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"We need to reboot Wonder Woman for a more sophisticated, modern audience."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:50:21 No.107494462 Report

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>>107493726
>frogposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:53:45 No.107494521 Report

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>>107494429
dumb nigga alert

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:55:41 No.107494553 Report

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>>107494521
Multiverse is a nonsense term to begin with given the meaning if universe, don't bitch at me for pointing the name only implies multiple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 17:57:03 No.107494570 Report

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>>107493901
Dark Metal was so bad

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:14:09 No.107494905 Report

Quoted By: >>107495068 >>107495103 >>107495381 >>107495964

>>107493726
>another Mutant blew up a school because he got a boner, so evil and completely crazy white, right-wing politicians wanna genocide all Mutants with no cause at all
>Stark loses his company for the 50th time, but don't worry, he's going to reboot his AI/Magic BodyShell and root out all the traitors
>oh no, Daredevil is depressed because his recent girl was murdered, so he gets to beat up tons of muggers, become Kingpin and fuck his Harem with his Big Ginger Cock, before everything goes back to normal; oh the horror
>oh bollocks, John Constantine has to defeat NeoNazis while taking a shit on the Bible and sucking cocks in a sex dungeon
>it's another "longtime couple is broken and the female is niggered to anger the audience" episode
>gee weeze, how is the main hero going to juggle his amazing powers and brains, all the women wanting his yuge dick, and... *gasp* responsibility?!
>Doctor Doom can't decide if he's a racist Hannibal Lecter or a Globalist Gyppo
>Superman looks ath Earth and monologues about how there are no borders in space and sheeeeiiiitttt
>Mr. Sinister's OTP is ruined again, so he waits in some garage like a drama queen for his backup OTP to show up
>Batman is being a pussy and not killing the mass-murdering psycho for the 185397264th time
>Doctor Strange loses the title again and some random D-Lister takes it, but things are back to normal after a trenchcoat phase
>Nick Fury has lost leadership of SHIELD again, but don't worry, it was all part of his Keikaku
>Banner and Hulk are one no more, but find out they cannot live alone!
>Captain America gives up the tights because a Meanie is in the White House
>it's another "the protagonist is """depressive""" but is actually a hot Chad with friends, women who fuck him and want a relationship with him, a big dick and a great job" episode
It's all so absolutely tiresome... Why are we even still here? Just to suffer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:20:01 No.107495030 Report

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Homeless Mutant Quest and A New Mutant Quest avoid all these by keeping things straight but they're fanfiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:22:16 No.107495068 Report

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>>107494905
>it's another "longtime couple is broken and the female is niggered to anger the audience" episode
This one confuses me. Like, clearly the writers want to anger people into the relationship while going "Take THAT racists, I bet you're pissed now!" but it ends up dismissing the female character as having no value except as a sex object and creates a minority character who exists purely to be hated for claiming the pussy. So these "woke" writers get that this is way more racist and sexist than the stuff they complain about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:24:31 No.107495103 Report

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>>107494905
>Someone else who understands Mr. Sinister is garbage.
Thank you.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:28:07 No.107495156 Report

Quoted By: >>107495344 >>107495531

>>107493726
>Steals the spotlight of the other villain in the story

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:31:38 No.107495222 Report

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>>107493726
>"So it's a loving homage to _, but it's also a deconstruction of _!!!1!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:33:29 No.107495252 Report

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>>107493726
>An all new Batman story featuring the Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:35:17 No.107495274 Report

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>>107493726
Wouldn't Logan just fucking bleed to death if he didn't have his healing factor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:37:53 No.107495324 Report

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>>107493726
>A version of Peter Parker dies

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:39:09 No.107495344 Report

Quoted By: >>107495531

>>107495156
>Steals the spotlight of the other character in the story
Fix'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:41:26 No.107495381 Report

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>>107493901
I laughed
>>107493971
the first one is literally the flash tv show
oh bollocks
>>107494905
John Constantine has to defeat NeoNazis while taking a shit on the Bible and sucking cocks in a sex dungeon
keked at this too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:44:35 No.107495423 Report

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>>107495068
It makes their dicks hard anon, it's not that complicated. Besides, Lefties are racists; just of a different kind.
>>107495103
Nah, I actually like Sinister. He's got a cool design and a simple plan. He's a fun villain, nothing more. I'd argue it makes him better than all the "muh noble goals" villains like Doom or Kikeneto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:51:15 No.107495531 Report

Quoted By: >>107495601 >>107495621 >>107495822 >>107496147

>>107495156
>>107495344
Okay, I get why Bruce won't kill his husbando, and I get that the cops can't... But what the fuck is stopping the other villains from putting this shitbrain out of their misery? And don't give me that nonsense about how they're allegedly afraid of him.

You seriously mean to tell me that heavy hitters like Cheetah, Grodd, Black Adam, Circe, Killer Frost, Metallo, Sinestro, Black Manta, or any number of big name baddies are sweating clownboy over here? Bullshit.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:55:57 No.107495601 Report

Quoted By: >>107495733 >>107495786 >>107495822

>>107495531
>Sinestro
>Grodd
>Sinestro
Shitty thing is. Both got intoxicated with Joker gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:57:20 No.107495621 Report

Quoted By: >>107495658 >>107496183

>>107495531
If you kill the Joker you become the Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:58:27 No.107495637 Report

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>cyclops is a dick for no reason
>new Robin of some sort
>ok what about hulk and wolverine
>someone figured out batman is Bruce Wayne

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 18:59:52 No.107495658 Report

Quoted By: >>107495676

>>107495621
But Metallo is a robot and Manta wears his helmet all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:00:34 No.107495676 Report

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>>107495658
It's Joker toxin, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:01:21 No.107495688 Report

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>>107495676
Nobody can stop this epic gamer!

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:04:08 No.107495733 Report

Quoted By: >>107495822

>>107495601

> You know what's a REALLY good idea? Let Joker take over the Legion!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:07:27 No.107495786 Report

Quoted By: >>107495871

>>107495601
>Cheetah
>Scarecrow
>Grodd
>Sinestro
>Mister Freeze
Absolutely none of these people should be susceptible to Joker gas, given their respective physiologies. There's having a villain be a threat, and then there's taking the fucking piss. Fuck this hax bullshit.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:08:14 No.107495793 Report

Quoted By: >>107495852

>capefags expecting good things from capeshit
Now this is funny.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:09:42 No.107495822 Report

Quoted By: >>107495921 >>107495939

>>107495531
>>107495601
>>107495733
Honestly why does the Legion even have Joker? He is a bomb waiting to happen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:11:50 No.107495852 Report

Quoted By: >>107495949

>>107495793
>le capeshit is bad

Ten bucks says you're the same guy who always makes boomer and pretentious hipster jokes whenever people recommend non-capeshit comic movies like History of Violence and Ghost World in movie threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:12:56 No.107495871 Report

Quoted By: >>107495930

>>107495786
Comic pleb here.

How exactly? I can perhaps see Freeze, Scarecrow and Sinestro being immune. But how about the others?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:16:41 No.107495921 Report

Quoted By: >>107496361

>>107495822
Whenever I ask this question I always get the same answer: “Do you want to want to be the guy who tells Joker he can’t join?” Honestly, kinda? If I was a villain like Grodd or Sinestro or Metallo or some other heavy weight, why would I need to give a shit about what pencil-dick weirdo dressed as a clown does?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:17:01 No.107495930 Report

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>>107495871
Chemistry is very precise, and toxins have different effects on different creatures. Grodd is a gorilla, and thus shouldn't be affected the same way as humans. Cheetah is the big one here though, since she's a were-cat powered by god magic. There's no way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:17:08 No.107495931 Report

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>>107493726
There’s more fucked up Supermen than played straight. Look at the Brightburn movie coming out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:17:48 No.107495939 Report

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>>107495822

Why would Joker care about the legion? Isn't it usually Bat-Man or nothing with him? Though Bat-Man is a member of the Legaue, Joker would be more content to do something out of Legion that draws his attention unless it got to the point that Bat-Man won't even bother with Joker because some sidekick from the fmaily will go after Joker in his place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:18:25 No.107495949 Report

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>>107495852
No, I just think capefags are funny for liking capeshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:19:47 No.107495964 Report

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>>107494905
Iirc strange only lost the title 2 times, and one was to a straight up villain that is arguable whether it was official or no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:20:07 No.107495969 Report

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>>107495222
>So it's a loving homage to jack kirby, but it's also a deconstruction of mister miracle!!1!

based tom king

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:21:09 No.107495989 Report

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>>107493901
>it’s already done!! Yeah, I wrote this back when I was like 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:22:09 No.107496006 Report

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>>107493901
SEETHING

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:30:19 No.107496147 Report

Quoted By: >>107496217 >>107496336

>>107495531
>and I get that the cops can't

Why they can't? Cops get away with that shit all the time, they just say the suspect tried to escape or pulled a knife or whatever. There is no reason why some random cop won't do it, especially since the Joker has murdered so many of them.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:32:38 No.107496183 Report

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>>107495621

If you kill Killgrave, you'll beco... oh.

In all seriousness, that justification makes no sense and is only used to justify Batman's crippling insecurity of his own sanity and Joker's flagship status.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:33:21 No.107496191 Report

Quoted By: >>107496265 >>107496268

>thread devolves into DC bashing
Marvelfags' idea of a wild weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:33:42 No.107496195 Report

Quoted By: >>107496323

>>107493726
>The villain is fucking with The Punisher's dead family somehow!
>implying that issue where his family is brought back with magic to pay Frank off and he just burns them all wasn't fucking psycho kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:34:59 No.107496217 Report

Quoted By: >>107496247

>>107496147
Look, it’s not gonna make sense, it’s a comic book, logically they should, but Joker’s never gonna die. Go write fanfiction if it bugs you so much,

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:35:30 No.107496225 Report

Quoted By: >>107496341

Remember when literally half of earth's villains thought that having the Joker as a leader was a better idea than following Lex Luthor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:36:42 No.107496247 Report

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>>107496217
The guy said "I get" which implies there is logical in-universe reason for that, which is why I asked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:37:44 No.107496265 Report

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>>107496191
>Hal defies the guardians, again!
>Superman realises he cant save everyone!
>Arkham gets taken over, again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:37:47 No.107496268 Report

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>>107496191
>DC bashing

It's Joker bashing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:41:16 No.107496323 Report

Quoted By: >>107496395

>>107496195

Sound slike Frank found he loved being the Punisher more than his family.

Still, couldn't he have just been like "This is who I am now." and just leave them be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:42:09 No.107496336 Report

Quoted By: >>107496386 >>107496406

>>107496147
No, I mean they are physically incapable of doing it. If cops could deal with supervillains, they would, but the freaks are bullshit, so they can't.

You're right, in that any rando O'Malley could and would take the opportunity, but Joker has the same nonsensical preptime crap Batman does, so any attempt would be foiled instantly.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:42:21 No.107496341 Report

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>>107496225

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:43:36 No.107496361 Report

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>>107495921
If I was a villain the Joker would be the first guy I killed. Why? Because with his crazy random schemes the odds that I drink some poisoned soda that got shipped out of Gotham is just way too fucking high. Or I get caught in a bomb meant to fuck with Batman. Or a gas cloud covering the Earth. Or I end up ruling the world but Joker kills me because I killed Batman and only HE was allowed to do that. The dude's just way too fucking random to even plan around. Fuck him, he's doing nothing but maybe keeping Batman busy, and I'd rather risk being caught by Batman and jailed for a month before I escape, than eating the wrong popcorn and laughing myself to death as one of Joker's hilarious "pranks".

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:45:06 No.107496386 Report

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>>107496336

It happened once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:45:24 No.107496395 Report

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>>107496323
I think he thought they were either traps or black magic monsters, and not even willing to take that gamble because he's moved on from his family in his own way I guess. But still, burning them to death was harsh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:45:41 No.107496398 Report

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>Hero has a no killing rule

Not really special when that's like 85% of heroes at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:46:00 No.107496406 Report

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>>107496336
Joker doesn't even need preptime, you know if some random cop tried to do it, Batman would appear out of thin air and save him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 19:51:14 No.107496480 Report

Quoted By: >>107496936

>kid gains superpowers or finds a magical artifact or befriends a robot/alien/whatever
>he can't tell the parents because they will fuck up everything!

Not only it's a tired as fuck plot (especially in cartoons), but it actually sends a pretty bad message to the kids

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 20:11:49 No.107496858 Report

Quoted By: >>107496987

>Someone/Somewhere someone/somewhere is using the infinity gauntlet/cosmic cube/insert omnipotent artifact so Adam/Thanos and Thanos/Adam have to team up/fight each other to restore the status quo/restore the status quo
>Pip the Troll is also there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 20:15:53 No.107496936 Report

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>>107496480
>something horrible/upsetting/dangerous is happening? Just remember kids, don't tell your parents because they'll be angry with you!
I wonder how many molested kids comics have made shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 20:19:12 No.107496987 Report

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>>107496858
Hey, leave Pip out of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2019 20:22:12 No.107497042 Report

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>multiverse is in danger, let bring all the fucking version of Spiderman to help!!

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