>>106818120>>106818170I guess I was skeptical when I first met Marco Diaz
He said we could magically make a baby from our DNA
And although it was expensive it was legal in the dimensions where it wasn't banned
It was Janna who suggested that we skip the parts of me that she can't stand
So we made an appointment and Janna went alone
They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
To say congratulations Dad
Now things are getting better for Janna and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Janna says he'll be taller
And Janna says he'll be smarter
And Janna says that our baby will be better than me
Janna was pretty firm about our baby being human
I said we should give him wings and a nice demonic tail
He could travel through dimensions making money, making friends in hell
Janna said that's stupid and for God's sake would you turn that TV down?
Now I've seen Janna happy, but she's never been like this
She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss
And I'm excited too
Cause things are getting better for Janna and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Janna says he'll be taller
And Janna says he'll be smarter
And Janna says that our baby will be better than me
And the love inside me thunders like a storm
And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm
I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him doesn't make him fat
Janna's been spending lots of time out late with Marco Diaz
She says that they're working on the baby every night
And Marco Diaz brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine
I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine
He might have my horns or my tail or my eyes
Janna thinks it's better if we keep it a surprise
I hope I find out soon
