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A thread for Old Poster's escapades

OldPoster !J9gtlsEGgU Fri 22 May 06:50:20 2020 No.97919 View Reply Original Report

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Since this board is rather slow I'll use this thread as a sort of personal diary to report my romantic and sexual adventures and misadventures. I'll post all of my successes and failures since I pretty much have no IRL friends and I'm essentially a loser.

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Anonymous Fri 22 May 2020 09:34:59 No.97920 Report

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no thanks tripfag you can piss off lole

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OldPoster !J9gtlsEGgU Mon 25 May 2020 07:20:52 No.98095 Report

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I went to a cafe for my lunch break. There was a milf a few tables over drinking coffee with one of her friends. We kept making eye contact for a while. Then her friend went to the toilet and the milf just kept staring at me, I pussied out though and didn't do anything. My work break was nearly over anyways.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 10:42:32 No.98972 Report

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>>97919
>went for a run
>took a break on a park bench
>skinny tall jailbait walking her dog towards me
>stare her down
>she keeps looking at me and slows down
>get off the bench to say something
>her fucking samoyed starts jumping my leg
>we have a giggle over it and keep chatting
>ask for her phone number
>"oh sorry but I have a boyfriend"

I really thought I had this one

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OldPoster !J9gtlsEGgU Tue 16 Jun 2020 10:44:03 No.98973 Report

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>went for a run
>took a break on a park bench
>skinny tall jailbait walking her dog towards me
>stare her down
>she keeps looking at me and slows down
>get off the bench to say something
>her fucking samoyed starts jumping my leg
>we have a giggle over it and keep chatting
>ask for her phone number
>"oh sorry but I have a boyfriend"

I really thought I had this one

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