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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 03:46:54 2016 No.8435647 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8435651 >>8435661 >>8435680 >>8435693 >>8435844 >>8435871

>be you
>die
>show up at heaven about to be judged
>turns out christianity was right
>you have 10 seconds to convince god to not send you to hell

what do you say?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 03:48:19 No.8435651 Report

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>>8435647
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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 03:48:46 No.8435656 Report

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shout "leroy jenkins"

then run into heaven before he can catch me

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 03:51:05 No.8435661 Report

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>>8435647
"I didn't know nuffin"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invincible_ignorance_(Catholic_theology)

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 03:59:49 No.8435680 Report

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>>8435647
"I honestly didn't believe in you but now that I've seen you in person I would have no problem worshiping you."

Don't see why I wouldn't be allowed to change my mind just because I'm dead. I mean, he does WANT me to be a Christian, right? What good would it do to just send me to hell then?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:01:28 No.8435685 Report

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>>8435661
There are two types of atheists. Smug *tips fedora* atheist, and cool laid back atheist who doesn't shove their beliefs down your throat.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:02:51 No.8435688 Report

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>>8435685
>cool laid back atheist

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:04:20 No.8435693 Report

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>>8435647
You know it's wrong the moment you open their holy book.

Exodus is a fictional event - but Jesus the so called omniscient God in flesh assumed Moses, Adam and Eve and other fictional beings and events truly existed because otherwise his "coming" wouldn't make sense.

What's so hard to accept that we're meaningless and have no purpose in this universe - seems like it allows everything to happen, so we also happened..

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:07:37 No.8435702 Report

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>>8435688
t. American

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:12:04 No.8435711 Report

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>>8435685
>>8435688
"cool laid back atheist" is what "smug *tips fedora* atheist" thinks he is

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 04:14:16 No.8435714 Report

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I'm catholic

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 05:01:05 No.8435785 Report

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>>8435693
>Exodus is a fictional event

There were no Jews in Palestine and then there were and they slowly spread in the 13th century BC.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 05:30:22 No.8435810 Report

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>>8435785
Yea Noah ark landed from 11th dimension and Zeus guided the jews out.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:02:05 No.8435838 Report

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>>8435685
>cool laid back atheist who doesn't shove their beliefs down your throat.
what a time we live in when people tolerating bullshit is seen as some kind of virtue.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:09:41 No.8435844 Report

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>>8435647
God is a faggot and he can suck my dick

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:17:19 No.8435853 Report

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You all don't seem to understand that believing in God based on the proof He gave mankind through Jesus Christ and the Bible is what saves you. That means believing despite you having no real tangible proof, like God giving you new stone tablets or something. And contrary to popular belief the proof we have actually stands up to scrutiny quite well. Nobody has "real" proof nowadays, just faith. It might sound stupid but what would be the point if you could just show up at the pearly gates and say you changed your mind. Well I sort of lied by saying we have no proof besides what is in the Bible, because God is ever present and really does show Himself, just not directly, but that would be meaningless to us without the Bible to reveal His identity to us.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:37:58 No.8435871 Report

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>>8435647
Which version of Christianity?
Was it one that was deemed heretical by whichever denomination currently held power and wiped from history, was it one one that through chance became neglected and forgotten or is it one of the many concurrent beliefs?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:53:22 No.8435891 Report

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>>8435680
Except what if the condition was to confess when you were alive? That that was the deal being made?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 06:58:32 No.8435900 Report

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>>8435680
> worshiping a prick god.
next you're gonna say I should honor my abusive father.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 07:42:02 No.8435941 Report

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>you have 10 seconds to convince god to not send you to hell
>what do you say?

Perhaps it would be arrogant for me to say but how exactly do I know Heaven won't have the issues earth did?

He allowed his word to exist in lands that challenged it. Allowed his followers to be either killed or kill for it. Allowed multiple interpretations to exist only to be abused countless times by a number of poorly entrusted envoys.

And yet it is me in the end who must convince him why I should not be sent to hell. Despite the fact every force known to man has arguably conspired to say otherwise or at least cloud it.

Not saying it's all God's fault but how knowledgeable can he expect the average man to be in a world full of contradictions?

And who's to say Hell is any worse than Earth which has clearly demonstrated itself to be a hot bed of pain and suffering?

Perhaps it's not me asking for a pardon for my sins and ignorance but a general clarification for why the world I was brought into became so questionable in the first place. Regardless of where I go at least that part of me will know peace since I will get a definite answer.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 07:58:52 No.8435949 Report

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>>8435693
>>You know it's wrong the moment you open their holy book.
>Christianity begins and ends with the bible

Ex-protestant fedoras are the worse.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 08:13:46 No.8435968 Report

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>>8435871
>Was it one that was deemed heretical by whichever denomination currently held power and wiped from history, was it one one that through chance became neglected and forgotten or is it one of the many concurrent beliefs?

Do you know any Christian history?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2016 09:07:24 No.8436007 Report

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>>8435844
>t. buttblasted child upset that his parents dragged him to church.

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