>>8368653"Really??? You are having difficulty with THIS problem? Ha ha ha, i mastered this when i was still in highschool."
"If you are in <same field i am in> and you cant do <what i can do>, you should just switch to <field i consider worthless>."
"So i was talking to my """friend""" about the Monty Hall Problem, -heard of it?-, and he was telling me he thinks its better to stay, and i was like 'WOW you are so stupid holy shit its obvious you should switch i figured this out right away upon first hearing this problem all by myself using pure statistical logic when i was 11 i cant believe anyone can be so stupid as to not understand this problem seriously your dumb' and then he just shrugged. *superior smirk*"
"So i had a dream last night where i rationalized why two spheres will always deflect at 90 degree angles from each other by playing pool against myself, and i won too. I'm totally brilliant."