According to science, women are all psychologically driven by penis envy, the sole motivating factor in their inevitably unfulfilling lives is terminal dissatisfaction with having been born penisless as well as anger at those who were born fully intact and a desire for revenge.
Given that this is the case, it should be an just academic matter to figure out how to maneuver someone so rigidly fixated on one philosophy and aspect of life into doing just about anything, no matter how stupid. Anything, as long as it was in the context of penis envying (wanting but not having), should always be appealing to them.
What I'd like to us is use this framework of knowledge to construct a pattern of interaction with them that results in me getting my dick sucked, so far the best I've come up with is
>Hay baby, I heard u envy penis, u wanna play with mine for a while?
and I'm wondering if the big brains science experts on this board could engineer a better approach which still adheres to the penis envy principal