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Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 07:53:33 2019 No.10407581 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10407716 >>10407939 >>10408282 >>10408285 >>10408315 >>10410746 >>10410749 >>10410762

ITT: post the most retarded /sci/entific theories you know.

I'll start
Quantum suicide and immortality
Dyson sphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 07:57:02 No.10407586 Report

Quoted By: >>10407606

Chemical imbalance theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 08:11:34 No.10407606 Report

Quoted By: >>10407612

>>10407586
What's stupid about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 08:16:16 No.10407612 Report

Quoted By: >>10407653 >>10407657

>>10407606
That there is no "normal" chemical makeup to be compared against, along with the fact that there aren't any objective tests that can measure such an imbalance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 08:45:50 No.10407653 Report

Quoted By: >>10407701

>>10407612
I do believe that your brain can be unstable if it's missing something, but we don't know what the norm is for the amount of it in your brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 08:47:57 No.10407657 Report

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>>10407612
>some people aren't fucked up retards like you
>a lot of people actually
>we make an average of their normal brain function

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Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 09:22:32 No.10407701 Report

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>>10407653
>missing something
>we make an average of their normal brain function
I fucking hate this place

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Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 09:32:27 No.10407716 Report

Quoted By: >>10407799 >>10408150

>>10407581
>Quantum suicide
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 11:07:44 No.10407799 Report

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>>10407716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

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Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 13:08:06 No.10407939 Report

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>>10407581
Got a bunch right here.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 15:15:20 No.10408150 Report

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>>10407716
You only experience the timeline where you live, therefore you can't commit suicide. That's the gist of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 15:20:07 No.10408159 Report

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You laugh at quantum immortality now, but wait until you're 200 years old and the most unlikely scenarios have happened to keep you alive, and you start to wonder...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:14:37 No.10408276 Report

Quoted By: >>10410759

Autistic water
Duck science
Purple holes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:16:23 No.10408282 Report

Quoted By: >>10408336

>>10407581
Dyson sphere is just a hypothetical mega structure, how is it a theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:17:08 No.10408285 Report

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>>10407581
>Dyson Sphere
Do you mean the concept as proposed by Dyson? What's the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:33:24 No.10408315 Report

Quoted By: >>10410742

>>10407581
String Theory.
Countless hours have been wasted on t and nothing has come from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:41:10 No.10408336 Report

Quoted By: >>10408366

>>10408282
Because it would be untenable. There's not a substance known to man that could be used for a dyson sphere without it collapsing into the star.

Also the material requirements would IIRC outstrip most solar systems of matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Feb 2019 16:55:35 No.10408366 Report

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>>10408336
A dyson sphere isn't a rigid sphere man, the name is misleading and it's usually referred to as a dyson swarm instead because brainlets take it the wrong way...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 01:05:02 No.10409414 Report

Quoted By: >>10410733

climate chnage

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:26:46 No.10410733 Report

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>>10409414
Proof or bait

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:32:01 No.10410742 Report

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>>10408315
brainlet

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:33:44 No.10410746 Report

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>>10407581
Abiotic oil
Pilot wave "theory"

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:36:42 No.10410749 Report

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>>10407581

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:42:29 No.10410759 Report

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>>10408276
Please spoon feed me on these

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 16:44:02 No.10410762 Report

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>>10407581
Dark matter and dark energy.

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