/sci/ characters guide

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ITT list the famous or infamous posters on /sci/ and your advice to newfags about them
>the moon landing conspiracy theorist who replies to every question with a question
don't engage him on facts, rather prod him to explain how the masons and reptilians are controlling NASA
>Muhammad Abloobloo
just laugh at his idiocy and retarded innumerate viXra articles
>"i can't build muscle" guy
nice option: tell him to get over his muscle fetish; mean option: LARP as him in every thread so everyone hates him more
>5G schizo guy
point out how radio waves work and then sage and hide
>Jon Tooker
either find more flaws in his shit or just laugh at him for this nonsense: http://vixra.org/pdf/1410.0047v2.pdf
>yukari poster
everything he says is right so just thank him profusely for being such a fucking TQFT god
>Tuba Jam
search warosu for where he outs himself as knowing 0 about special relativity
>PHENOTYPE guy
point out to him that his meme is stale and wait for him to make a clever new version for next time
>furry avatarfag
ignore his images and furry shit, but sometimes he posts good physics strangely enough
>haruhi anon
if he ever posts here again we're making him a celebrity
>6ix9ine
probably doesn't lurk here any more but now we know what to watch for
>noko
he posts good shit, watch for these

who else have i forgotten from recent /sci/ history?