Arise now, ye /beg/gars. Ye crabs, who yet practice. The call of long-lost gains speaks to us all.

Loomis, lord of the blook balls. The ever-beg Proko. Sakimi, the sixth finger. The flowing form Vilppu. And Kim Jung Gi, of the eastern genetics.

And one other. Whom gains would again bless. A /beg/gar of no renown. Cross the board, to the tutorials between. To stand before the Elden Paper. And become the Elden Artist.