I've owned a tablet for five years but only used it maybe 20 or 30ish times. I could've been making huge coomer bux by now, but now I had to get a job and become a wagie so I have no where near the time to use the thing as I used to and will lament everyday for not dedicating myself to the damn thing years ago.

"A year from now, you'll wish you started today." Don't let me be you.