>>5501368Thanks man
>Which OC is yours btw?Unfinished ref. This is Alek, a tragicomic 17 year old boy from the boonies and became a courier because he wanted to "See the wolrd :D:D:D" only to realize everyone around him is a psychopath and made him a blackpilled cynic. He is a walking disaster, a loser, like a building on fire so bad you can't look away. A pathetic character of hilarity. In just 5 years of his career:
-He gets shat on by a bird at least once a day
-always falls off the bed when he wakes up
-has been charged with every universal criminal offense under the sun. Only accusation he was ever liable for was tax evasion because he doesn't know basic math
-scammed countless times
-all women (except his gf, and if they aren't they're war criminals or old ladies) around him are groomers, older women and prostitutes constantly try to groom him because he's easy to take advantage of and is sexually innocent. Bad relationships with women.
-held hostage by terrorists 4 times
-went to prison 6 times, 2 on death row
-almost mistakenly executed 2 times
-technically is a cannibal, he ate human meat because he was told it was a "local delicacy" or "exotic meat" in a foreign land but after he found out hours later he tried to vomit it.
-almost sacrificed in a ritual 2 times
-sold to slavery temporarily 2 times
-was a POW once, and constantly captured by armies
-accidentally and indirectly responsible for nuking his home country and people
-accidentally and indirectly kick started a world war
-34 other near-death experiences under his belt. He is on a downward spiral of ridiculous fiascos and misadventures
