So my dad wanted to get the family portrait painted by an artist.

He looks at the artists portfolio and it's really good, so he agrees to let the artist come to the house and take some photos of our family for reference.

He gets excited, to meet the artist when the door bell rings.

>The artist comes to the door and it's a shemale.

>I'm sorry, I have changed my mind about the portrait.

He didn't realise he was speaking to a tranny the whole time he was communicating with the artist online.