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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 00:29:30 2018 No.99847634 View Reply Original Report

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TEN GRAND A MONTH

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 00:37:05 No.99847806 Report

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 00:47:33 No.99848067 Report

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>>99847634
Still? The fuck is even happening in the "story" anymore? He fucked the tranny. What else is there to care about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:00:51 No.99848411 Report

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>>99848067
Now we're waiting for someone to fuck a robot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:03:36 No.99848474 Report

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>>99847634
Is anyone here actually a member of his patreon? What do you get for donating? Is it worth it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:03:51 No.99848480 Report

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>>99847634
When will he finally kill himself bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:48:30 No.99849499 Report

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>>99847634
It fucking disgusts me that this loser gets 10,000 a month for his laughable TV sitcom scribbling. Absolutely nothing happens in those comics. They're fucking nothing. No jokes. No interesting stylistic choices, no plot, no action, nothing. Hell, I'd rather Zack Morrison get that sort of money and he's dodgy on updates, and Paranatural is a glacial piece of shit.

I hope this chubby smug cunt is pleased with himself for getting so much for his mediocre "art".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:49:45 No.99849529 Report

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Do not read Questionable Content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 01:53:52 No.99849619 Report

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Shit, man, he got faaaaaaaat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 02:02:23 No.99849834 Report

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Huh, I have read questionable content since high school and I never knew what he actually meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 02:32:37 No.99850375 Report

Quoted By: >>99850836 >>99853459

>>99847634
Every update of QC gets a thread here, so he's doing something right. Even attracting people who hate you is more than most webcomic "artists" who never get noticed at all.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 02:50:02 No.99850685 Report

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>>99847634
He has the keys!
But seriously, if a hack can get ten grand a month, good on him I say. Not like he's preventing non-hacks from making more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 02:58:07 No.99850836 Report

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>>99850375
DoA would get threads too, if mods didn't delete it on sight for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:14:15 No.99851099 Report

Quoted By: >>99851129

>>99849499
>I hope this chubby smug cunt is pleased with himself for getting so much for his mediocre "art".
I bet he fucking is. I hate him too, but I will never begrudge him for taking the money. Would you fucking turn down a $120,000 salary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:15:09 No.99851116 Report

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>>99850836
>DoA would get threads too, if mods didn't delete it on sight for some reason
Dave Willis draws animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:15:58 No.99851129 Report

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>>99851099
No, but I'd at least make an attempt to put out my best every page, so I wouldn't have to get all that money and feel like a piece of shit fraud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:19:28 No.99851184 Report

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>>99851129
Honestly? I'd feel bad about it, but I would strive to be as mediocre and worthless as possible. Because clearly that's what makes money. I'd treat it like that episode of Rocko's Modern Life, where whatshisname Bighead finally tries to make a good cartoon instead of terrible shit, and it's instantly hated. Don't question why fucking retards like your half-assed shit. Just keep pumping out half-assed shit as long they pay you stupid fucking money to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:28:45 No.99852268 Report

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>>99851184
I guess that's a way to look at it, having spite for dolts who reward and maintain mediocrity by throwing their idiot money at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:40:01 No.99852444 Report

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>>99852268
Is there any other way to look at it? Maybe I'm fucking jaded because I'm old enough to have watched Arrested Development when it was airing, but it seems that when you actually try and do something worth attention, you get fucked up the ass. Do something worthwhile when you can afford the expected loss. Do mediocre horse shit when you just need/want to pay rent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:46:52 No.99852515 Report

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>>99850836
>>99851116
DoA threads started getting pruned because they'd start talking about Dave's politics or the commentators on his site, then at some point they just started getting deleted on sight. I assume some mod has it out for them. That being said, I don't think anything exciting has happened for a long time in DoA.

When will Joyce fuck the black guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:48:21 No.99852536 Report

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>>99852515
Who gives a fuck? Willis is a fucking hack.
Tells a good Batman joke, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:53:54 No.99852612 Report

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>>99852536
The same can be said for Jacques. I think the problem is that Willis can't really do the "will they/won't they" very well. Jeph right now is juggling Faye/Bubbles and a Brun/Elliot/Clinton triangle that people actually give a shit about. What does Willis have? Joyce/Jacob at most, because no one gives a shit about Ethan/Danny, the abusive lesbians, or whatever is going on with Sal and Malaya.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:59:44 No.99852690 Report

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>>99852612
I have no fucking clue what any of those words you just wrote mean.

All I know is that you didn't include any Batman jokes, good or bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:14:05 No.99852862 Report

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>>99850685
The "keys" are just having characters that people want to see fucking each other, but only have it happen often enough so they only know it CAN, just to keep them hooked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:17:58 No.99852910 Report

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>>99852862
The funny thing is that Marten finally fucking Claire was a giant fucking letdown because the actual climax, from the reader's perspective, was when they started dating. Sexual tension stops working when characters in a situation where the audience assumes at least one person is getting a handjob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:20:07 No.99852939 Report

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>>99847634
This comic isn't made to have a narrative or conclusive plot. It's a friend simulator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:23:22 No.99852974 Report

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>>99852910
Yeah, but the fact that people still want it to happen is what keeps them hooked. Dave and Marigold hooked up without much of a reaction that I can recall. I still want Clinton to fuck someone. He has 3 good choices, and if I'm gonna keep reading this shit, he'd better do the nasty with one of them.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:36:22 No.99853118 Report

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>>99852974
No one really cared about Dale/Marigold, the actual interest was Dale/May and Marigold/Momo, possibly Marigold/Hanners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:37:43 No.99853128 Report

Quoted By: >>99853159

>>99852974
Dale/may would have been interesting. I'm currently hoping for Clinton to win the bigboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:40:39 No.99853159 Report

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>>99853128
Clinton/Brun/Elliot three-way, though Jeph has already introduced an out for himself with Clinton through the copbot. I'd got with May/Momo personally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:43:30 No.99853196 Report

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>>99847634
Who is this pretty ginger-haired girl? I'd like to donate some of my not-so-hard-earned pennies to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:45:47 No.99853218 Report

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>>99853159
A three way? For polygamy/triple relationships? I guess I wouldn't put it past him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:50:20 No.99853283 Report

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>>99853218
Elliot likes Brun and Clinton, Clinton likes Brun and has been implied to think Elliot is attractive, and Brun has expressed interest in Clinton, it's pretty much a no-brainer. I'm kinda interested to see how long it takes Jeph to break down and do Sam/Momo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:52:36 No.99853309 Report

Quoted By: >>99853331

>>99853283
But what about robocop? He's gotta do something with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:54:05 No.99853331 Report

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>>99853309
Robocop hasn't appeared enough for anyone to really care, but if she does get some traction he can simply hook her up with Melon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:03:30 No.99853459 Report

Quoted By: >>99853496

>>99850375

He's also consistently done it every day for, what, a decade+ now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:06:06 No.99853496 Report

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>>99853459
He's regularly had guest strips and updates that are basically scribbles he did while bored at a con. He's no Howard Tayler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:09:30 No.99853545 Report

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so from the thread the reasoning for its popularity is shipping, but how can you even derive satisfaction from shipping with such garbage art? its badly drawn wanabe anime, the most generic style you'd find on deviant art in 2010 but even deviant art has improved artisticly past that.
if you want shipping then there are thousands of other webcomics and millions of free manga where the whole premise is designed around shipping but with art thats leagues better.
how can you possibly care about the romantic interests of something resembling one of /pol/'s creaturas doodles?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:44:57 No.99854013 Report

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JRRRRP

CCKKF

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 07:20:18 No.99854462 Report

Quoted By: >>99854760

Is it time to just give up now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 07:50:56 No.99854760 Report

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>>99854462

We'll give up when Jeph finally admits he is a hack.

Till then, we continue to mock.

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