Wait a G-Hyphen-D-Damn minute here.
Ma and Pa Kent are Jewish, but present White. So, they're Ashkenazim. But there are only 17,000 jews in the entire state of Kansas, and most if not all are located in Whicita, Topeka, and near Kansas City. And Smallville is 200 miles west of Whicita. That's farming country, nowhere for a Temple. It might work if they were Sephardi Jew and were farmhands, but they owned the land, and were white so again, why were they out there?
And why of all the fields to land in, did Clark Kent land in the one jewish farm in hundreds of miles of American farmla-
Wait.
What if this isn't a coincedence... but a (((coincedence)))?
What if the Kents KNEW where he was going to land? They set up a farm, a small livelihood, to be there to catch and briss and ensare their star-child. And then, his family's tribal connections would ensure he had a connection to (((print media))), and therefore an ear to politics. Son of a bitch, the jews have been using the Superman case as a long game to take political and international power for his tribe. And they could have only known Kal-El would send his son where he was going, and that Krypton's son was coming from a dead world... BECAUSE THAT WORLD WAS TAKEN APART BY VOLCANIC PRESSURE!! VOLCANO DEMON MOLOCH, TRIUMVATE SATAN GOD OF THE JEW!
JEWS KILLED KRYPTON TO ENSLAVE KRYPTON'S LAST SON TO ZIONIST GLOBAL SCHEMES!!!