>>99341737You're right about Iroh liking prostitutes, but he's an old man, his life is behind him
He's had a wife and a son already
But I still don't see him as the guy that takes his nephew to a stripper club when he gets 18
And it still wouldn't make sense for him to buy her for this reason either, he wanted to stay in Ba sing se for a LONG while, not just a couple months or so, and this kind of arrangements is bound to be discovered at some point, especially if we're talking about someone as witty as Zuko, do I have to remind you who he's been living with his whole life? He would've realized that something was wrong in less than a couple days, and Iroh knows he's smarter than that
And what would happen the second Zuko realizes that his uncle paid a hooker to be his girlfriend? Do you really think he'd be okay to stay there after that?
That's a fool's plan, no way in hell it would've worked on anyone but Sokka
