>>99244987>Galactus vs UnicronGalactus because Galactus has a better track record of fighting cosmic level enemies (even as a jobber he's taken down Mephisto in his own realm).
>Thanos vs DarkseidDarkseid, even if you gave Thanos the IG because in the end Thanos wants to lose and Darkseid IS. He'd simply worm his way into his mind with anti-life using Thanos' doubts as a back door.
>Darksiders vs DMCDMC stomps
>Teal"c vs WorfWorf wins, even with his reputation he's got a better arsenal a huge damage soak from all the ass beatings he's taken.
>Red Sonja vs XenaIt's a damn shame this won't be a bikini submission wrestling match.
>Vision vs Red TornadoRed Tornado because even if Vision shreds him he's got no answer to the wind elemental while even intangible he's vulnerable to winds (it's how he flies after all)
>Wario vs ShadowDon't know don't care.
>Peach vs Amy RoseDon't care
>Goro vs MachampMachamp if you wank the pokedex facts
>Alucard vs MagusAlucard because DARK METAMORPHOSIS means he's healing with every hit.
>Thor vs Captain MarvelIf golden age feats are allowed Billy rapes him. If golden age feats aren't then Thor wins.
>Captain Planet vs Swamp ThingCaptain Planet can only win by destroying every blade of grass on the planet, which would kill him as well. Meanwhile a coke can drops Captain Planet.
>Tarzan vs ConanI love them both but Conan multiclasses like a motherfucker so he wins.
>Faker vs BizarroBizarro no wins.
>Stardust vs LensmenDepends on which Lensmen, they're like GLC members. But probably the Lensman because Stardust was vulnerable to rando criminals inventing a ray blocking device. That's something a Lensman should be able to kitbash together easily.
>Loki vs Kylo RenLoki rapes
>Winter Soldier vs Red HoodJason wins if he gets his new stealth suit.
>Pennywise vs FreddyFreddy. Ignore all the spergs that go MUH MACROVERSE COSMIC LEVEL SPIDER. Freddy is the only one that's actually had clean wins over the kids
