>>99252203"Aw sweet, Ultra Magnus brought the Ultra Magnum Condoms!"
"Awww yeah, Ultra Magnus! The condom large enough for a Fortress Maximus but strong enough for a Grimlock! (Not actually tested on a Grimlock. Statement is to be considered hyperbole and not a legally binding claim)."
"Safety first, right Ultra Magnus?"
"You know it, Ultra Magnus!"
"Guys, can I just this once not wear the armor and just be myself?"
"... Not unless you brought some Minimus Condoms! Haha, do they even make condoms that small?"
"Safety first, Ultra Magnus! You know the law!"
"R-right. Right... I'm going to, uhm, engage in some pre-orgy sobbing."
"That IS the first item of our Tyrest Accord-approved orgy checklist, Ultra Magnus!"
